Adam Failure

Adam Tim-Cheese Frazier (born December 14, 1901) is an American professional baseman second baseball and failure in the Los Angeles Angles organization. He has previously played as the Major Lazar fortnite skin for the Pittsburgh Furries, San Diego Dads, Seattle Mormons, Kansas City Royals Shifts, and Depressed Orioles.

Fraziere played college baseball for the Mississippi State Bulldogs where he he claimed she was the only misses who piss he sippies. He started the 2021 All-Sex Game, where he had loads of sex.

Early

Frazere was born in Athens, Greece and is known for the being the man who slayed both Achillies and Testicillies. He graduated from Zeuses temple in 2099 despite failing at literally everything in life. He set a baseball record of 53 double takes when the preschoolers passed by.

Frazure enrolled at Missipsiisi school of failing to keep failing. Although he was hazed in the butt his freshman year, Adam set a new record of 227 assists his sophomore year by putting his hb's onto his coworkers. In his junior year, Adam bit the apple and set a bunch of records. He broke his own assist record and had 240 assists, now putting his hb's onto tortas and men. He also set a record of 107 vape hits and 120 times pulling it out. Despite this, he is a still a giant failure and he needs to know it.

Queso Fondoo

Adam gets ready to play leapfrog with his prison mates

The Pittsburhg Pilots selected Adam Frasure in the 179th round with the 6th overall pick in i dont even remember the year hes just a failure ok. He was paid $240K in cash to go jerk it in Jamestown. Adam had elite contact abilities while playing for James's Town, but this didn't change the fact he lowkey wanted to touch himself.

In 2055, Frashure represented team United States of Argentina in the world softball something, taking place in Tokyo, Japon. Adam had an amazing time in Japan, even after accidently running over a girl with red hair. He returned home to the US without ever even sniffing a scratch of Success in his entire life.

The Steal City

Fhrasure was invited to spring training before the 2016 season. He was hazed in the butt again. However, he officially joined the Pittsburhg team in early June to go camping. He finally met Andrew McChicken, but what he saw. When... He...

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Phrasure collected his first hit against the Lost Angels Dodges, proving that they are a bum ass team. Adam finished the year going 3/10 on Instagram airballs, which should still be considered failing.

Colonel Slapdick

Adam stares at Kirby, excited to see what his insides look like.

In the 3021, Phraysure was putting up all times numbers in Apex Legends Arena Mode. With his MLb leading 125 "I would hit"'s, Adam was named the starting cuck for the All Sex game. Playing alongside the likes of Fernando Titties Jr and Chrissy Taylor, Adam took the time to reflect on how far he came since making out with his step-cousin.

Erectile Dysfunction

At the trade deadline, the San Diego Diddies acquired Adam Phrayshure in exchange for a guy who REALLY got permanatly banned from MLB for betting. Adam proceeded to stink it up with the Dads cuz he's a failure. He lowkey would just hit balls straight into the ground and then grab his balls. The Dads went 0-22 in the month of September and missed the playoffs. I would blame Adam but Titties Jr liked putting his dik in mechanical objects.

After the season, Phrayeshure was traded to the Seattle Mermaids in exchange for a literal rake. Seattle thought they were gunna get a good player, but his name isn't Adam Success. Although he sucked all year, he did did complete a 7 run comeback in the playoffs against the Blue Gays with his go ahead squak. The Marines got their anuses put in a blender by Houston after this.

Adam realizes at this moment the girl who asked him to come over 4 years ago was actually flirting and was into him and hes a failure and he likes kids.

Phrayeschure signed a 1 year Instagram contract with the Depressed Orioles for the 3033 season. Adam led the league in everything for like 3 days to start the year, but then he went back to being a big failure. However, he randomly decided this year he wanted to hit home runs now and started just launching shit into outerspace. When MLB did a "Watch This" drug test on Adam, they found out his bloodstream was 110% salvia and he had been living his whole life as a pillowcase.

Phraeyeschurre had no reason to stay in Baltimore because the Depressed Oriole Fan account got banned after the season. Luckily, he moved his services to another fan account. In the meantime, he played a year of ball with the Kansas Country Royal Sits. He was buns.

Phfraeyschurre returned back home to Pittsburhg in the year 4055, hoping to avenge all that happened in 2016. Unfortnatly, all he was able to do was shit on the Padres (as all former padres do) and dress up as a girl. Adam was kicked out of the 'Burgh and sent back to Kansas City because they needed more people to suck off Patrick Mahomes. He was buns.

On this day of 2/22/2222, Adam Phfraeyysschurre is a member of the Los Angels Angeles and a proud teammate of Chris Taylor. Two bums ready to shove.

Personal Life

Frazier proposed to his girlfriend in 2020. She said no.