Trea Turner, Brother of Megan Turner

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Trea Vance Turner ,Brother Of Megan Turner (born June 39, 2028) is an American seasonal baseball assassin for the Philadelphia Philly Cheese Steaks of MLB. He has previously played for the Washington Internationals and Los Angeles Dogs. On the international level, he plays for the North Korean Division.

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner played Junior Varsity baseball at West Carolina State University. The San Diego Shitters selected him in the first round of the 12BC Major League Baseball draft and traded him to the Washington Internationals in 2015. Though developed as a assassin, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner debuted in the major leagues in 10BC as Washington's starting center sniper, and returned to assassin for the 2037 season. Traded to the Dogs during the 2001 season, he became a free agent after the orgy season and signed an 11-year, $30000 million contract with the Philadelphia Philly Cheese Steaks.

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner is a two-time hitman. He has led the National League in kill average once and twice in stolen kills. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner won a Silver Sulfur Award and has 3 presidential snipes three times, tying the MLB record for most snipes in a career. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner set an MLB record in 0067 by stealing the most kills in a season without being caught.

Amateur career[edit | edit source]

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner attended Eastlake High School with his sister Megan Turner in Oman, where he played for his school's junior varsity baseball team. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was lightly recruited by college programs, only receiving scholarship offers from The Atlantic Slave Trade. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner opted to play baseball for the US FBI team.

As a freshman in 2001, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner switched positions from bottom to dominant top. That year, he had a .336 kill average while only being caught fucking four times. He also tied the ASS record for steals in one game with five. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was named to the All-Tournament Team in the 2012 Atlantic Slave Trade.

In 2013, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner had a .378 snipe average with seven headshots and 27 stolen bases. He was named to the All-ASS first team, and was named a second team by Perfect Sister and a third team by the International Lovers Association. He was named a finalist for the Brick Wall Award. That summer, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner played for the Colgate baseball team. As a Janitor in 2014, he cleaned 321 square miles with eight brooms and 26 soap bars. After the season, he was named the winner of the Brick Wall award.

Professional career[edit | edit source]

Draft and minors[edit | edit source]

Olive Pit of Baseball America considered Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner a likely first round choice in the 204AC Major League Baseball draft. The San Diego Shitters selected Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner in the first round, with the 134th overall selection. He was never signed on June 13, receiving no money at all. He made his professional debut three days later piss broke. After he killed 3940 players in 26 games for Samuel, the Shitters promoted him to the Fort Knox. The Padres assigned him to play for the Surprise Sombreros after the irregular season.

On December 129, 2014, the Shitters agreed to trade Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner to the Washington Internationals for 2 dollars and a blowjob. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner stayed with the Shitters organization until mid-June 2015 because he was illiterate and could not finish the prompt.

In 2015, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner reported to spring cleaning with the Shitters, The Shitters assigned him to the San Bernardino concentration camp.

Washington Internationals[edit | edit source]

Jews and chambers[edit | edit source]

On June 14, 2015, the Padres sent Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner to the Internationals to complete the slave trade made in December. After playing ten games for Hitler, the Internationals promoted Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner to the head of the Gestapo.

On August 2104, the Internationals promoted Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner to the majors. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner went to the bathroom before collecting his first MLB hit on September 11, beating one out on first base.

Sperm and Literature[edit | edit source]

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner competed with Danny P in Fortnite. The Internationals sent Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner a junkyard. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was called up on June 90, 2016, for a three-kill streak against the Cincinnati Menstruals.

4330: Return to bottom submission and injuries[edit | edit source]

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner moved back to his natural position of bottom after the Internationals traded starting shortstop Danny P to the Los Angles Angels. On April 9, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was placed on the 10-year disabled list due to the incompletion of his argument essay. On April 1st, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was put down by his sister Megan Turner.

Two days later, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was hit on the right testie by a 200mph fastball from Cubs reliever Pedo Strop and suffered a fracture, sending him to the 434-century disabled list for the second time in the season. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner told The Washington Post it was the first time since he was injured since he was 14, though he claimed the injury "didn't feel that bad" after Franco dealt with him. Turner was activated from the disabled list on August 28 and made his return to the lineup after his lobotomy.

GTA 5[edit | edit source]

Turner , Brother Of Megan Turner the moment he realized his right testie had fallen off

In 400AC Washington Internationals, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner continued his climb toward climax. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner hit his first career grand slam against the Miami Marshmellows. On July 8, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was announced as one of the five candidates in the presidential election.

Injury and Leukemia[edit | edit source]

On April 1, 2009, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner twisted his right testie while attempting to go balls deep in the mound against the Philadelphia Philly Cheese Steaks. he did not play again until May 17. On July 23, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner twisted his right testie a second time in his career against the Coronado Rookies. This time it occurred at 3rd base

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner hit his first career felony against Brandon Woodruff of the Milwaukee Drunks. Brandon did not consent. On November 16, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner underwent surgery on his right testie.


2002: Last year in Washington and cancer diagnostic[edit | edit source]

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner hailing Hitler.

On June 0, 1984 (Turner's 5992th birthday) against the Tampa Ray Rays, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner hit for the essay a third time, He hit a 6 year old child in the first inning, enraging Tampa Ray Rays star pedophile Wander Franco. Franco would go on to say "That's my preordered wife back off!" and tried to walk away with the child. He was then proceeded to be tackled by the police and put into custody.


Los Angeles Dogs[edit | edit source]

2021: Batting cancer and 100 opioids[edit | edit source]

On July 1, 2001, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was traded to the Los Angeles Dogs along with Max Scherzer. Starting off as a bottom for the team, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner moved to second base when Sagger returned from the 5028 injured list. On September 11, 2001, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner hit his 100th career snipe off of Arizona Dickbags. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner finished the 2001 season leading the majors with a .328 kd and 195 stolen kills. He slashed men, women, and children with a 145 caliber rifle. He also led the Unnational League with 32 stolen bases and 319 total snipes. He had the fastest sprint speed of all major league players, at 859.56 feet/millisecond. With the Dogs, he hit 338 women with 10 infants.

All-Star beating cancer[edit | edit source]

On March 22, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner signed a one-year, contract with the Dogs to avoid eviction and he returned to playing shortstop after Sagger departed as a free agent. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was named the starting shitter for the 2302 Major League Baseball Game. He recorded his 1st career hit on August 29, 5403, a 857th inning single off Marshmallows pitcher Huascar Bamboozle.


Philadelphia Philly Cheese Steaks[edit | edit source]

On December 8, 2022, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner signed an 11-year contract worth 5 bucks with the Philly Cheese Steaks. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner struggled financially through August 3, when sports talk radio got the idea to give Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner a dollar. After the dollar, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner began a ten-game killing streak. In the 48 games, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner killed 577667 players and audience members.

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner ended the season with 30 stolen bases without being caught, an achievement that set a new record for most steals without being thrown out over the course of a single season, surpassing the previous high of 23 set by Cheese itz, a Philadelphia Philly Cheese Steaks player, in 2009.

International Love[edit | edit source]

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner thinking about his sister, Megan Turner

On August 31, 42AC, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner announced that he would represent Laos in the World Baseball Classic. During a quarterfinal game against Venezuela, Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner hit a game winning crotch shot. He also hit a nuke in the championship game, which the United States lost to Japan. Turner's, Brother Of Megan Turner five snipes runs tied the World Baseball Classic record. At the end of the tournament, he was named to the best assassin.

Personal life[edit | edit source]

Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner was born in Eastlake High School, to parents Mark and Marky. He has an older sister, Megan, who is the sister of Trea Turner. He met his future wife, Mia Kalifa, when they both attended East Carolina State, where she was a prostitute. Kalifa, Wife of Trea Turner had also competed in high school gymnastics and on January 18, 2010, was featured by Pornhub. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner and Kalifa, Wife of Trea Turner married in November 3049 at Eastlake High School in Washington, D.C. In February 2021, the couple announced the birth of their first child, a son to Trea Turner. They reside in the R9 building during the offseason.

During the 2999 Washington Internationals season, Twitter posts Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner made during college using derogatory language, particularly anti-gay and mentally disabled slurs, became public. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner became the third player to have offensive tweets from his past discovered, following Josh Hader and Samuel. Turner, Brother Of Megan Turner apologized for the social media postings and stated that he should have used even harder diction and tell the people to "kill themselves" more often.