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I want people to know that there is an Uncyclopedia group on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204756063 for anyone who wants to join it. My profile is http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513832993 if anyone wants to add me as a friend. I got more active at Facebook as a few friends got me to support them in the Vampires, Knighthood, Speed Racers, and Defense of the Ancient games. Is Benson on it yet? :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:24, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

• Whee (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 4, 07:47
• As long as I don't have to reveal my secret identity... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:49, Mar 4
• I joined, make me an officer. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:04, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
• Facebook is for pansies. Now I must try not to mention I have one -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 06:07, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
• YOU KNOW I DO, BEY NOTCH.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:40, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
• WOOO I R TEH JOIN. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:16 Mar 5
• I joined before it was cool. Make me an officer and I might make you an officer of my acclaimed Anti-Anti-Global Warming group. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:40, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
  • That's implying that joining is currently cool. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:52 Mar 6
    • One of the requirements to join, is to refuse to join. That is what gets you the officer status. Sort of like how the Administrator status works on Uncyclopedia, and also how you get to join the New World Order. Refusing to join is a requirement to the higher ranks. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:00, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
      • Damn my eagerness to fit in. I could have been ruling over you all with an iron fisting. Er, fist. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:24 Mar 6
• Benson was in that group long before now. Just sayin... Benson 18:36, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
  • WTF BENSON'S BACK?! Benson 18:36, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
    • *Forum erupts in cheers* BEN-SON! BEN-SON! BEN-SON! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:54, Mar 10
      • NOOOO!--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 22:21, 10 March 2008 (UTC)O!
        • So what's Benson's real name? I want to add him as a friend. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:58 Mar 11
          • You haven't added me as a friend, Dude, and I'm your n00b. /me cries and tries to hold you but you pull away. then /me cries harder. :'( I thought you loved me. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:22, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
            • I thought you were morally opposed to Facebook. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:33 Mar 11
              • I thought you meant here. . . I've got you listed as my Buddy on my user page. And my opposition isn't moral, I just dont wanna be repeatedly raped by your mom'''. :P -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:42, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
                • • • DAMMIT! Your mom. Or anyone else I might meet online. Well, maybe someone on UN might do ok. . . :-* haha! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 14:44, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
                      • Benson doesn't want to add all the noobs that barely know him. Only people who Benson knew since the begining. Also, Benson needs to raise his friend count. Fawwaz is getting too many. Benson 21:17, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
                        • I knew you since before I got this new fangled username, back in my days as Gustav like well over a year ago. Surely that merits a friend request. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:24 Mar 11
                          • Benson forgets who Gustav is. Benson 23:51, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
                            • It's okay, I forget who he is too. But I was here, I tell you! I was here for N-----------z (who shall go unnamed for the moment) and I was here for the original BotM and I was here for BENSON on a plane and all that cool stuffandjunk. POND WHALES! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:56 Mar 11
                              • Okee dokes, Benson will take your word for it. Benson forgets all the puny monkies who talked to him. Benson 14:16, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Obligatory

<comment on how you kids these days have all of these fancy new Internets and such> <mention of how back in my day, we only met people when they worked at the same office as us> <reminder that we liked it that way> -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:04, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Obligatory squeal of joy to see this old joke being revived. Question as to whether or not anyone else will join in the fun. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:16 Mar 5

No. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 19:42, 05 Mar 2008

Fleeing statement as I retreat back to my room. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:21 Mar 5

Rude comment targeted towards spang. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:54, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Complaint that Spang scared off SysRq. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:01, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Sudden recognition that I have a right to revive whatever memes I want as long as at least one person will back me up. Additional comment to allow Kaizer to respond to this. Final humorous statement explaining why I am now getting off the computer to go play Xbox. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:03 Mar 6

Comment in forum topic without reading any text above own comment. Unnecessary addition of amusing anecdote about nipples. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:43, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Interesting link to a limerick website, amusement at the one about Portal. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:16 Mar 6

Comment on how I recognize that reference. Statement about how well I seem to be fitting in. Fourth wall-breaking comment. Italicized cue for laugh track. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:25, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Second follow up joke. IRC reference awaiting applause, receiving none. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:56 Mar 7

Unrelated comment with no regard to grammar. 69.64.84.92 13:46, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh come on, having fake friends over the Internet on Facebook and playing in Facebook Games for free with them, beats making friends at work any day of the week. A lot of Facebook Games are free like Knighthood, Speed Racers, Vampires, and Defense of the Ancients, plus they are fun to play when you have free time to kill. Just don't access Facebook at work, or your boss will fire you unless you are one of his friends and help him out in his Facebook games. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:18, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Facebook has games? =O ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:27 Mar 5

Facebook is for noone but 80-year-old dudes who wanna fuck 12-year-olds. Same goes for MySpace.---XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 23:56, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Ewwww that's gross. What kind of 12 year old would find Bob Dole attractive? Obviously an FBI agent posting as a 12 year old working for Dateline. McGruff the Crime Dog says to let your parents supervise your web surfing to avoid that kind of problem and help take a bite out of crime! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:24, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I should go into a chatroom with the username "Dateline" and just go around saying "Anyone wanna come over? I have cookies. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:39 Mar 6

haha great idea, SysRq! think I'll do the same with "chrishansen"-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 01:43, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Don't give out personal info like your real name, address, phone number etc. Be careful out there. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:58, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

exactly. even here, right? (as if anyone cares!)-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 02:12, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Don't give it out anywhere, and leave catching predators to the professionals. Even though most of those predator people are stupid, they are still dangerous. Don't mess around with them. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:30, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

right. that's why I don't even have a myspace or facebook. I didn't even put my email or real name here. Glad to see we're both on the same page :-D -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 02:42, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm careful enough not to list my gender. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 05:29, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

good for you. . . you go, um. . . person!!!  :) -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:57, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

I prefer the term "quadrupedal mammalian furry thing" -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 03:22, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Mmm, catchy! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:42, Mar 10

I would have added more, but I don't know the Latin word for goat. Actually, I do, but it's not obvious or catchy. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 22:03, 10 March 2008 (UTC)