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Today's featured article
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I am a free man. I understand that the first person singular is un-encyclopedic in tone but this language is absolutely necessary to establish my status as a sovereign citizen, beholden to no laws or government whatsoever. You might say, "You're above the law? What are you, some kind of Jew?" Well, I'm here to tell you (and by my willful volition establish joinder with you) that no one is under any "law".
You see, there is no government – only a giant maritime corporation with contracts called "laws" that the goddamn Feds have led you to believe control you. But they don't. The only real law that controls you is the natural laws of the universe and the Common law of the ancient English. All you have to do to reclaim your natural-born status as a freeman on the land is to say a few keywords to the police and the courts; they'll have no choice but to relinquish their kike-like grasp over you and cede to your superior logic and legal skills. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- that Some crazy guy is still trying to figure this out?
- that Bacon Bacon Bacon?
- that I love you?
- that I actually hate you?
- that Uncyclopedia is not funny, but is really Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon?
- that too many unfunny Bacon gags can
Bacon Bacon Bacon cause SEHS?
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April 19 Give Some crazy guy awards Day/Shameless Vanity Day:
Goggles will be useless at the malls, for they do nothing.
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