User talk:Finntastic

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 14:34, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

<3

I miss you baby. Please talk to me. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:06, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

DiZ, put that away. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Pee Review

It would be helpful if you put scores of 1-10 in the actual pee review boxes, as well as your verbal review :P just letting you know, because it fucks up the system a bit. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:09, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I thought I did, but I was obviously wrong. Finntastic 15:30, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Ya, check out the "reviewed" section of Pee Review to see how it's done. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:01, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. I checked out one Pee Review, and it was done the way I did it. That's why I did it wrong too :P. Finntastic 20:26, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Don't sweat it! We were all new once. It's what you do to stop being new while new that makes you not knew? Now I've confused myself. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

So am I. Oh well, THAT'S not new :D. Finntastic 17:07, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

You have to rate each section 1-10, not just the article as a whole. You put the score beside the = sign where it says Hscore= Cscore= etc. So you need to put in 5 scores for each article. Otherwise the software doesn't take the article off pee review to the "reviewed" page. I have corrected the problem for two of your reviews. Slithy Tove 06:16, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I know that now...Finntastic 20:03, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

WesternLotus has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-for my very firstest pee review -Cheers --WesternLotus 10:25, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Why thank you \o/. Finntastic 11:21, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

I baked you a cookie

For general IRC awesomeness, and just because I can.

Codeine has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

And unlike Diz's, mine don't contain dangerous levels of Rohypnol. ;P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:27, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Aww, thank you so much!

Frog!

Rejoice! ...for you have received a raw orange frog from Rabbi John Techno מזל טוב

Don't eat it! That frog is poisonous! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:27, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't eat the precious frog he gave me! Finntastic 14:11, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

Me sorry, Finntastic. Me been away for awhile. Very contrite me is. Here you go!

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 14:52, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

As to the statement on your userpage, I'm only the second two. But sometimes I wonder... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:25, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Happy Hëävÿ Mëtäl Ümläüt Däÿ, Finntastic! Now if only I could pronounce it... I'll be on IRC momentarily. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 13:52, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't know the Finnish for "thank you"

Maybe you could give me some "private tuition" sometime ;P *wink, nudge*

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:28, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

\o/. It's "kiitos" by the way.

tahnks yuo

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:02, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

I realised this

I haven't written here before! Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

You've been spared the sword...Severian ist dein Meister!-Severian

Finntastic

Bonner has tried to bake you a...Well, a something. (It's the thought that counts) For having erect nipples...Well according to Mantiwhore

Mmmhmm ;) (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 27, 17:20

Finnish Girls: Sexy and smart. It's official.

The UK is "average" and the USA "below average" apparently. Quelle surprise. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:03, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, we knew that already, didn't we? All together Finland was again the best of all in the test. I read headlines of other people's magazines in the subway, so I know (actually I'm too lazy to put on my glasses, so I can only read other people's magazines). Finntastic 09:21, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

For You

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

Now quit callin' me.

That must be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. Finntastic 13:58, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

^ What he said ^

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

Of course you were always going to be the very first on my Christmas card list this year. Wishing you the very best of everything, sweetcakes. xxx -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:16, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Aaaaaw :D. Finntastic 16:04, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

^ What he said ^

I really hope you don't DIE WHILE CHOKING ON A CUNTYMINT THIS CHRISTMAS Yes, that's just how much I care

But without the "xxx" bit. I don't feel comfortable doing that at this stage of our relationship. -- 20:37, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

How lovely! Finntastic 10:31, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Wow

I could listen to you talk all night.....even if you are mispronouncing goatse. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Aaw, thank you, love! I couldn't have known it's pronounced the other way, the word always looked so Asian to me... Finntastic 19:29, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah!

Phooey Approved Jan 2008 Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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