User:OPOSSUM/A story built one Goatse at a time
Welcome to ColonelKurtz's strange idea.
OPOSSUM, you must wait for someone else to edit before adding more Goatse.
Rules![edit | edit source]
- You must wait for someone else to edit before making another edit.
- All edits must involve Goatse in some way.
- No edits longer than one image, one sentence or 30 words.
- Any edits that promotes catgirls or lesbians will be reverted.
- You can only add text to the end of the story.
- Have fun, and praise Kirk Johnson!!
Story[edit | edit source]
Goatse created the world long ago. Everyone bowed down to their great creator Goatse. All was good and well until the Lesbians showed up. The Goatsebians, more accurately. They were freaks of nature created by a mad scientist which combined Goatse with Lesbians, thus bringing the Ying and Yang on one single, wrenched creaure. Goatse and the Goatsebians then started a war over who was more Goatse-like. Of course, in theory, Goatse was from the get-go the winner of the war as he was the original Goatse; but in practice, the Goatsebians had the strength of Amazons, which made the war for Goatse's followers much harder than they expected it to be. Convienently, Lawrence of Arabia. Even more conveniently, Lawrence murders goatse and buries it deep into the sand. By Goatse Lawrence murdered goatsE, a ripoff og Goatse. But one ripoff still stood: a website called E-Goats, the Anti-Goatse. GOATSE then pwned Neo-Sikipedist because he was an annoying little asshole. Neo-Sikipedist was then forced to stretch his asscheeks out like Kirk Johnson, allowing Shrek to penetrate Neo-Sikipedist with his 8-inch-girth megalodong.
