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This article has been translated from the ja:エクストリーム・謝罪

If this sort of humour does not appeal to you, you can always get your upside-down nationalist ass back to Australia.

Extreme Apology is an Extreme where companies or individuals compete to incite dislike and that is Japan's National Sport. Japan is known to its strength.

Overview

Eligibility for Participation

Companies are eligible to participate if they list their companies and give people confidence by stabilizing stock. Even if they're not listed, companies are eligible to participate if they met the standard of recognition. National ministries are eligible to participate if they submit a law to the Diet and receive attention. Communist bloc companies are eligible to participate if the authorities give their permission.

Qualifying

For example, Dairy Manufacturers contaminate with bacteria, car manufacturers make designs that the tires come off, the cars accelerate rapidly, and the car body burns while driving, Railways derail at high speed and destroy condominiums, chemical industry enterprises flush out heavy metals into rivers or the sea, confectionery makers put moths in the chocolates, restaurants falsify expiration dates and serve leftovers, power companies cause a power plant meltdown and force surrounding residents to evacuate for a long time, yakiniku chain restaurants turn meat that needs to be cooked into yukhoe, construction companies shorten the length of the pile, black companies cause employees to commit suicide due to overwork, smartphone manufacturers set the device on fire and cause burns, delicatessens kill 3-year-old children by the food poisoning, steel companies falsify strength datas, used-car company destroy cars with insurance companies, and pharmaceuticals use red yeast rice on the ground, and those kind of actings are converted hogehoge to the damage points. Points are allocated according to each result; the dead point is 10pts × number of people, the critical condition point is 7pts, the serious injury point is 5pts, and the minor injury point is 1pt. This is added to the stock price crash points, and if the players got a certain number of points, they advance to the final round. In order to get through the qualifying round, it is necessary to cause a great catastrophe, so simple gaffes, scandals, and suspicions don't extend to advancing to the final. In addition, if the player advance to the final round, fierce criticismcheers go up from the world.

Final Round

The players hold fabricated apology press conferences and compete for how much public opinion can be angered here. The higher the difficulty of techniques is, the higher the score gets, such as putting aside what they've done or opening up again. It's now a standard technique to prolong the process of dealing with mistakes. Concealing or releasing inconvenient facts in small doses earn the players high points. There are techniques such as for the top running away without taking responsibility and not taking drastic action against those responsible, too. There are also techniques such as behaving like the emperor's new clothes and bowing heads in front of the camera and makes people feel embarrassed while secretly grinning. If the players can expect great results, it's considered good manners to declare "We don't hear that kind of reports.", "If true, that's difficult.", or "We'll conduct a thorough investigation." as a statement of intent to the decisive battle. The exposure to the media at the Joining Ceremonies or General meetings of shareholders which are held at the time of the apology also becomes points.

This is how top three players that has points built up from the qualifying rounds are eligible to participate in the Decisive Battle.

Resurrection of the Loser

There is a loser's bracket system. If the points at the apology press conference is high and attract media attention, the player can participate in the final round by the organizer's recommendation. Qualifying points are low but final points are high, so loser's bracket players tend to finish in the top spots, and sometimes unexpected dark horses emerge, so they are also attracting a lot of attention.

Decisive Battle

This is the final phase with the title of the Apolordist.

Previous final round are based on following rules: bankruptcy has 50pts, disbandment has 40pts, delisting has 40pts, 1,000人以上のexpelling 100 or more people has 20pts, and bankruptcy seems like a victor at first glance, but there are also other following techniques: being acquired by rival companies has 35pts, being acquired by Vulture Funds has 30pts, the arrest of the manager has 25pts (Money-powered bail has 10pts, the disposition of non-prosecution has 5pts (added each) ), and the suicide of the person involved has 20pts, these kinds of techniques have points, so we can't take my eyes off them. The detailed scoring calculation is decided by careful discussions of "Apology Deliberation Committee" selected from prominent figures from around the country.

In addition, after 2008, the victor is decided by users' votes, and the player that got the most votes becomes the victor.

The final result is announced by Tokyo Sports and FUJI Evening News as you know.

History

The history of Extreme Apology was created when countries around the world tried to make a new extreme sport together. In Japan, Japanese Representatives at the conference this sport to Japan. Susanoo's Apology after Iwatogakure by Amaterasu made Extreme Apology popular, after that, as an act that resonates with Japanese sensibilities in the Heian Period, that the beauty of style was competed is a historical fact. Also, Apologies was about the radicality than the elegance due to the rise of the samurai, and it produced cultures such as seppuku.

Due to Westernization by the Meiji Restoration, foreign players increase in the Japan tournament, that two country win in the same year occurred frequently, but then the government and companies started to compete and spread scandal due to the postwar economic development, the advancement of the apology got society's demands. Then the strength of Japan became clear, so foreign forces disappeared from the Japan tournament gradually.

The competition itself has been held since ancient times, but recently there are many groups wishing to participate, so the rule has been established and the game has been held every year.

Terms

Hall of Fame

The reward sent to players that entered this competition many times and contributed to the excitement. The guideline is winning three or more times.

Eternal Champion

The Reward sent to players that left excellent records. It is not necessary to entry many times, and having an impact even once meets the conditions for the award. Chisso, Yukijirushi, and TEPCO are the current holders。

Main Techniques

Dogeza

Sitting straight at the place where the person receiving the apology should stand with their shoes on, and prostrating oneself and apologizing. Now this is a basic technique, but there are players who don't use it.

Royal Straight Flash

The management team lines up at the conference desk, at the moment they bowed their heads (Due to their age, generally bald) simultaneously, then the reporters all flash their cameras at once, and the beauty of the moment when a row of bald heads all shine together is called like this. How many luces of light was there is measured, then the judges score that. Especially in Japan, by combining the Dogeza, the light reflected from the ground is used, and there is a tendency to aim for high scores (lux).

Straight Flash

The basic configuration is the same as Royal Straight Flash, but if the CEO is absent by actions such as running away, faking illness, or shifting the blame, this is applied. Originally this is an inferior technique to Royal Straight Flash, but in many cases, the CEO's irresponsibility leads to high score, and if the middle manager is bald, players can get lux points, so this is worth considering.

Flash

Activates when there is at least one bald person in the management team. The brilliance of one player whose reflected light (lux) is the best gets the score. players may be able to get a high score that is worth Royal Straight Flash depending on the shine (lux).

Full House

When a certain number in the management team are related by blood, special points will be awarded by this regulation. However, that only includes people within the fourth degree of kinship from the top. For family businesses, it is possible to expect to get extra points from this technique. Furthermore, points may be added by appealing to the power dynamics within their blood relatives ("Puppetization" etc.), but that is difficult.

Straight

When consistently telling lies, this technique is recognized. However, if the situation is resolved without the lie being exposed as a lie (For example, the excuse "I didn't know that" by the officer is not rebutted), the technique will not only be established but resulting in a deduction of points, so this is surprisingly difficult to use. It is important to build a relationship of trust that allows lies to be exposed with employees.

One-Pair

If the person involved has a mistress or is suspected of having an affair, special points will be awarded by this regulation. Especially if the player has a track record of perverted play, the additional points become doubled. Also, if there are two or more opponents, it becomes "Three of a Kind" or "Four of a Kind", and if there are two pairs, it becomes "two-Pair".

Double

Keeping telling lies, players will get double the points. If they take back their statement later, the "Redouble" regulation apply, additionally the points will get doubled.

Bluff

Pretending to respond with a sincere apology early on and end participation in the game, reviving as if actually the player had been hiding a terrible scandal.

Cover

When attempting to conceal or tamper with evidence of the incident, this technique activates. As well as Straight, if that succeed, points will be deducted. However, if it is discovered that it was a ploy pretending it appears to be a success, rather, the points are significantly increased.

Call

After apologizing and reflecting, firing oneself.

Fold

A technique for companies and others to legally default on debts, and that will be an important factor.

Related Parties

Police

Never missing fraud by related parties of hostile organizations, and playing a role to get them in the game. Of course, these organizations themselves can join the game as the players.

Prosecutor

Far more cunningly than police, using any means necessary to drag important players to the field. Sometimes they falsify evidence, so they are greatly feared. Of course, if that is discovered, these organizations themselves can join the game as the players, too.

Public Prosecutors Office

This is a subsidiary organization of a court, and consists of civilians. It is a troublemaker which increases players forcibly. Moreover, although suspects are acquitted, only this organization don't join the game.

Famous Players

A lot of famous and unusual players are born in this historic game, and there are some legendary players.

See List of Main Players.

Past Victors

The association identifies 1942 as #1. See List of Final Round Teams.

Time	Year	Victor	Nation	Contents
Ref. Records	1923	Daisuke Nanba and his fun buddies	Japan	Daisuke Nanba failed the assassination of Hirohitler, death sentence is handed down. The cabinet resigned en masse.
	1926	Ministy of Railways	Japan	In the heavy rain, causing express the train derailment accident for the first time in Japan, and winning beautifully.
	1932	Shirokiya Department Store	Japan	There was a fire from 4F toy department, customers and store clerks 14 people died, and over 500 people were injured. Victory at the end of the year.
	1940	Ministy of Railways （2nd in 14 years）	Japan	Burned down a gasoline car in Ajikawaguchi Station, turning the customers upside down.the dead point 1890pts is the best record as a railway operator.
1	1942	Asahi Shimbun	Japan	Hotsumi Ozaki aided in espionage by　Richard Sorge, a spy from USSR.
2	1943	Imperial Japanese Navy	Japan	Due to the crash of the Commander-in-Chief of the Allied Navy with Isoroku Yamamoto.
3	1944	Aso Takakichi	Japan	Won by giving Ten thousand people of Korean peninsula free coal mining jobs.
4	1945	Hirohitler	Japan	Against having lost the war. He apologized on public airwaves for the first time in the history of the competition, and the victor was immediately decided while the audience is moved.
5	1946	Hirohitler （2nd for 2 years in a row）	Japan	Made a surprise visit to MacArthur. That situation was reported in the newspaper, and Hirohitler made the Japanese people realize defeat once again.
6	1947	Japanese National Railways	Japan	Jumped into the Tama River beautifully with all the guests in a no-tether bungee jump and snatched the victory.
7	1948	Resonac	Japan	Resonac's President gave bribes to many influential politicians and senior government officials, and the Ashida Cabinet resigned en masse. This plunged the political world into chaos, even involving GHQ.
8	1949	Japanese National Railways （2nd in 2 years）	Japan	Starting with the death of the president, it derailed trains in Tokyo and Fukushima and showed off your power play causing many casualties.
9	1950	Asahi Shimbun （2nd in 8 years）	Japan	Fabricated a meeting with Japanese Communist Party official.
10	1951	Japanese National Railways （3rd in 2 years）	Japan	Set fire to the train along with all the passengers in Sakuragichō Station.
11	1952	Japan Airlines	Japan	Land N93043 on Mount Mihara. Ōtsuji Shirō died twice.
12	1953	Shigeru Yoshida	Japan	Lashed out at Hiroyuki at the Diet.
13	1954	Shigeru Yoshida （2nd for 2 years in a row）	Japan	Returned that to a blank state the arrest of Satō-kun in connection with the shipbuilding scandal by the exercise of command authority.
14	1955	Morinaga Milk Industry	Japan	Arsenic was mixed into powdered milk. It accomplished the feat of the first postwar food terror attack, and it won due to that extensive damage.
15	1956	Yahiko Shrine&Niigata Prefectural Police	Japan	It made worshippers gathered at Mochimaki right after new year domino and threw them into the abyss, and it earned dead points for 124 people. By the way, this shrine won at the Niigata prefecture tournament, too.
16	1957	Geibi Shōsen	Japan	It tried "No problem even if luggage ride three times as much!" and failed beautifully. It won because that was an excellent one-liner.
17	1958	United States Forces Japan Longpry	United States	This is the first victory for foreign powers at the Japan tournament. A private third-class kid pretended to be Golgo 13 towards Seibu Shinjuku Line in Sayama. One passenger was hit beautifully.
18	1959	Chisso	Japan	Flushed out heavy metals into the sea. The exact score is unmeasurable because there were too many deads/victims. This was the start of the legend remaining in the History of Extreme Apology.
19	1960	Japan Meteorological Agency	Japan	A tsunami was predicted due to earthquakein Chile, but that was "underrated". There were 142 deads in Sanriku Coast due to Japan Meteorological Agency's insight. It snatched the victory putting aside That Chisso.
20	1961	Chisso （2nd in 2 years）	Japan	It was beaten by Japan Meteorological Agency by a large margin and came in second for the second time in 1960, but it managed to make a comeback.
21	1962	Chisso （3rd in 2years in a row）	Japan	Now, Chisso got an eternal victor. It's a Hall of Fame player of honor.
22	1963	Ishihara Sangyō&Showa Shell Sekiyu	Japan	Caused a sharp increase in asthma patients by high concentration sulfur dioxide gas. That was published as "Yokkaichi asthma" in Japanese history textbooks.
23	1964	Chisso-and-Resonac union （4th in 2 years ～ 7th for 4 years in a row）	Japan	A comeback with Resonac in just one year.
24	1965
25	1966
26	1967
27	1968	Kanemi Sōko	Japan	Due to PCB contamination in cooking oil, black babies increased sharply. The number of victims is 14,000.
28	1969	Chisso-and-Resonac Union （8th in 2 years ～ 9th for 2 years in a row）	Japan	Another comeback in just one year.
29	1970
30	1971	Sumitomo Kinzoku Kozan	Japan	Due to mine drainage, the number of arsenic poisoning patients increased sharply. The average life expectancy got low only in the Toro region。
31	1972	Chisso-and-Resonac Union （10th in 2 years ～ 13th for 4 years in a row）	Japan	Again, a comeback in just one year. Now, they are companies whose business is Apology. As of 2025, their record number of victories and points is still unbroken. Because of that feat, they won the Eternal Champion in 1975.
32	1973
33	1974
34	1975
35	1976	Lockheed Corporation	United States	This is the second victory for foreign powers next to United States Forces Japan third-class Longpry. This is a massive corruption case where former prime minister Kakuei Tanakawas also arrested. That also spread to Mexico and Jordan, and in the Netherlands, Bad royals took bribes and a few years later the Queen abdicated.
36	1977	Ataka & Co.	Japan	The company went bankrupt due to the autocratic rule of the Ataka family and its unfamiliar foray into the oil business. With the collapse of the top ten trading companies, major domestic companies, the government, and even the Bank of Japan set out to resolve the situation.
37	1978	Sumiyoshi-kai	Japan	Gang members from Sumiyoshi-kai killed enemy members in a struggle, and Sumiyoshi-kai abandoned the bodies in the mountains of Hyogo and Okayama prefectures. So far it's pretty commonplace, but a very innovative way of doing business, such as using enemy wrists as ramen soup stock and serving it at the stall and peddling it at Nippori attracted attention.
38	1979	KDDI	Japan	The public and the Socialist Party were outraged at postal bureaucrats embezzle public funds and 5.8B yen in entertainment expenses, and that led to the breakup.
39	1980	Waseda University	Japan	4 are arrested, and 9 are expelled due to the leak of entrance exam questions.
40	1981	Totsuka Yacht School	Japan	There were four deads due to the hard education which could rival the later Tokitsukaze.
41	1982	Hotel New Japan	Japan	33 people burned to death in a fire. It made a sting of perfection playing called a man-made disaster and great quotes. The simplified disaster prevention equipment which is wonderful and eco-friendly was also highly praised, and it won by a large margin over Japan Airlines that performed a reverse thrust trick.
42	1983	Tsumagoi Explosion Union	Japan	作業員がja:工事をサボったお陰でガス漏れが発生。更に従業員が警報機を停止するという完璧なまでのイタズラによりガスが充満。その後案の定爆発。死者14人、負傷者28人だったという。
43	1984	Union Carbide India	India	在日米軍ロングプリー三等兵、ロッキードに次ぐ海外勢3度目の優勝。まるでメンテをしていない工場で農薬を製造していたら作業中に爆発。猛毒のイソシアン酸メチルが漏れ出し、死者点200000・負傷者点1000000以上を稼ぎ、その後も記録を捏造して捜査を妨害、企業トップが逃亡等のエクストリーム・謝罪プレーヤーとして模範的すぎるプレーを行い、断トツで優勝。
44	1985	Japan Airline（2nd in 33 years）	Japan	1972年から「操縦ミス」「やっこらさ」「ja:酔っぱらい」「機長やめてくだｓ」で5件の墜落事故を起こし、着々と地盤を固めていたものの1982年には惜しくもホテルニュージャパンに敗れ優勝を逃していた日本航空であったが、この年自社機（B747型機）の墜落事故で死者520人を叩き出し、圧勝した。SUKIYAKIの人も夜空の星を見上げながら歩いていたら巻き込まれた。強者っぷりを見せた優勝だったものの、永世チャンピオンの獲得は惜しくも逃してしまった。
45	1986	Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant	USSR（at that time）	在日米軍ロングプリー三等兵、ロッキード、ユニオンカーバイド・インディアに次ぐ海外勢4度目の優勝。非常時用の訓練のため、安全装置を解除して実験を開始したら原子炉が暴走。炉心が爆発し、多量の放射性物質を空に散いた。よって周辺の街がja:廃墟になり小児がんが多発。後のソ連崩壊にも多大な影響を与えるプレーが非常に高く評価された。
46	1987	Toshiba Machine	Japan	フライス盤等の工作機械をソ連に販売。アメリカがマジ切れで親会社のja:東芝ボイコット騒ぎに。これにより恐らく初となる、土下座・フラッシュを達成した。
47	1988	Recruit Scandal Union	Japan	濡れ手で粟の一掴みを実現する汚職で参議院選挙に見事に敗北した。
48	1989	N/A	N/A	（以下参考） Asahi Shimbun wrote "K.Y." on the coral reef and fabricated an exclusive story. It aimed for victory in 39 years, but it disqualified for violating internal regulations. See List of Main Players.
49	1990	Itoman	Japan	数千億円を闇社会に葬った最大の背任事件。後に京都府の『近畿放送（現在の京都放送）』が民放初の経営破綻、大阪ローカルの夕刊紙『関西新聞』が廃刊に追い込まれるという影響が出た。
50	1991	Shigaraki Kohgen Railway・West Japan Railway Company Union	Japan	運転士の信号無視による列車同士の正面衝突事故で死者42人。その死亡点が高かった上、ja:JRが信楽に無断で信号機に細工をしたことが判明し、責任を押しつけあったことも有利に働いた為断トツで優勝をもぎ取った。
51	1992	Sagawa Express・Keiseikai Union	Japan	政治屋個人に対する億単位のヤミ献金が発覚。自滅党の名を欲しいままにした。
52	1993	Kiichi Miyazawa Union	Japan	不自由非民主党が「バブル崩壊」「リクルート事件」「イトマン事件」「東京佐川急便事件」といった数々の汚職や不祥事を武器に参戦。相当数の離党者を出し、さらに政権を他党に奪われ、熊本の無責任な殿様が首相に就任。この事件は「ja:55年体制崩壊」として、現在では日本史や政経の教科書にも掲載されているほど有名。
53	1994	China Airlines	Taiwan	ja:名古屋共和国の小牧空港で着陸に見事失敗。200人以上死亡で一躍トップに。在日米軍ロングプリー三等兵、ロッキード、ユニオンカーバイド・インディア、チェルノブイリ原子力発電所に次ぐ海外勢5度目の優勝となった。
54	1995	Jūsen	Japan	甘い蜜を吸うja:天下り大蔵ja:官僚による甘い資産運用で破綻。ja:血税7000億円を投入するという荒業を披露したことが評価され、栄えある優勝を掴んだ。
55	1996	Green Cross&Ministry of Health and Welfare	Japan	薬害エイズ事件の賠償金支払いや不買運動による経営不振。また戦後では恐らく初となる、土下座・ロイヤル・ストレート・フラッシュを達成したチームでもある。
56	1997	TV Tokyo	Japan	ja:ポケットモンスターのアニメで多数の視聴者が体調不良に。いわゆる「ポリゴン事件」。年末に滑り込みで優勝。意外な事ではあるが、1969年のja:中部日本放送（放送会館火災）も1985年と1993年のja:テレビ朝日（やらせリンチ騒動／椿事件）も1996年と2007年のTBS（オウムビデオ問題／亀田問題）も1999年のja:静岡第一テレビ（CM未放送問題）も優勝は逃しているため、2025年現在、民間放送局でエクストリーム・謝罪の優勝経験を持つのはテレビ東京ただ1つである。
57	1998	Ministy of Finance&Bank of Japan&Ministy of Defensr	Japan	大蔵省の不正接待でja:ノーパンしゃぶしゃぶが発覚。日銀とja:日本道路公団が途中より参戦、さらに背任と収賄が発覚した防衛庁も参戦し最終的には「公職合同チーム」と化した。その大量の不祥事が評価され快挙を成し遂げた。
58	1999	JCO	Japan	1971年大会優勝プレイヤーの子会社。自社事業所で臨界事故が発生。ja:バケツで放射性物質を混ぜる新技術を公開。それらの功績により村は倒壊村となった。
59	2000	Yukijirushi	Japan	自社製品に毒物を混入させ、200人を死傷させたことにより優勝。
60	2001	Akashi, Hyōgo・Hyogo Prefectuural Police・NishikanUnion	Japan	歩道橋の将棋倒し事故で死者11人、重軽傷者多数。日本将棋連盟が必殺技「ja:言葉狩り」を敢行。ちなみにエクストリーム・謝罪の兵庫県大会もこの市が優勝している。
61	2002	Yukijirushi Union（2nd in 2 years）	Japan	2年ぶり。雪印食品のBSE対策を悪用した食肉偽装で連合チームとして参戦。2度目にして早くも伝説的な謝罪プレイヤーとして永世チャンピオンに輝いた。
62	2003	Mitsubishi Motors・Mitsubishi Fuso Union	Japan	タイヤ脱輪、リコール続き。それでもトヨタのリコールは表沙汰にならずに見事に隠し通された。
63	2004	NHK	Japan	ja:不祥事が相次ぎ、『ja:日本ヘンタイ教育放送に言いたい』という自己批判番組を放送。よって優勝をもぎ取った。
64	2005	West Japan Railway Company（2nd in 14 years）	Japan	過去に何度も優勝候補となってきたが今回、遂に尼崎事故の死者100人超が物を言い、断トツの成績で悲願の単独初優勝を成し遂げることができた。
65	2006	Schindler Elevator Corporation	Switzerland	在日米軍ロングプリー三等兵、ロッキード、ユニオンカーバイド・インディア、チェルノブイリ原子力発電所、中華航空に次ぐ海外勢6度目の優勝で、12年ぶりの日本大会における海外勢の優勝。自社の回転式ドアーで死亡事故を発生させるという中々にユーモアのあるプレーを披露した。
66	2007	Shinzo Abe Cabinet #1	Japan	不祥事＆失言＆参院選大敗＆総辞職。ja:ナントカ還元水、一文字だと責任（参考：ja:1=2）等数多くの名言を生み出し圧勝。
67	2008	Japan-China Gyoza Union	Japan & PRoC	定番の毒物混入であるが、海を跨いだ責任たらい回しという型破りな技が評価され圧勝。
68	2009	Tarō Asō Cabinet Union	Japan	不祥事と失言の連続で非民主党に大惨敗の不自由非民主党。当然の結果である。当時の首相である麻生太郎は麻生太賀吉の長男であり、親子で優勝を飾った。
69	2010	Osaka District Public Prosecutors Office Special Investigation	Japan	証拠の改竄で無罪の人間をja:冤罪に陥れ、検挙した側の検察官が一度に3人も逮捕される。これ以外にも今までの冤罪が芋づる式で明らかになったことが高評価。ja:特捜部廃止論も浮上する騒ぎと化した。
70	2011	TEPCO	Japan	ja:東日本大震災のどさくさに紛れてja:福島第一原子力発電所を爆発させた。地球規模の環境破壊を発生させ、福島県の農林水産業を事実上壊滅させたのみならず、東北地方への風評被害、マスコミや学界への利益供与と情報操作、賠償拒否、企業年金やボーナスの維持等反社会的プレーで快進撃を続ける。斬新な謝罪プレーを披露したja:フーズフォーラスや終盤で急浮上したja:オリンパスの猛追を受けるも、無能大臣と共に社会に対する影響の大きさや企業体質の悪さを評価され、ぶっちぎりの優勝。さらに史上初の永世チャンピオン+殿堂入りによるグランドスラムという偉業を達成した。
71	2012	Otsu City・Otsu Police Station Union	Japan	大津市内の中学生がja:DQN三人による凄惨ないじめの末に自殺。担任・校長による事実の隠蔽、大津署の3度に渡る被害届の受取拒否、教育委員会の非常識極まる対応と、地方自治体が一丸となった素晴らしいチームプレイで東京電力を破って優勝を収めた。
72	2013	Hokkaido Railway Company	Japan	2年前を連想させるかの如く、営業運転中のキハ183系「北斗14号」4号車のエンジンから勢い良く炎を噴出させ、あわや「道民の燻製」ではなく「道民のバーベキュー」を作りかけるという寸止めプレーを披露。しかし、これはほんの序の口に過ぎず、その後も線路の保守整備をろくにせずにja:放置プレイした結果、8月と9月に貨物列車を2回脱線させてja:函館本線を不通にした上、運転士がATSをハンマーで叩き壊す等次々と驚愕のプレーを披露。更に保守記録の改竄等の組織内不祥事も次々と明るみになり、顰蹙ポイントを雪だるま式に積み重ねた結果、悲願の初優勝を成し遂げた。他にも色々あって書ききれないので、詳しくはこちらをどうぞ。
73	2014	Ryutaro Nonomura	Japan	政務活動費不正使用疑惑の釈明会見での突然の号泣。その後「誠に感情的になって、申し訳ございませんでした」と、疑惑ではなく号泣について謝罪。この号泣シーンは、報道番組を中心に放映された他、世界各国からの反響も大きかった。結果、近年稀に見る大混戦の末に優勝を物にしたが、釈明会見であるということから、この結果について一部から疑問・批判の声が挙がっている。ちなみに個人プレイヤーの優勝は、1958年以来56年ぶりの快挙であった。
74	2015	Defective Condominium・Pile-Driving Work Union	Japan	ja:横浜市ja:都筑区の分譲型ja:マンションが基礎工事の手抜きにより傾いていた問題で、杭打ちを担当した旭化成建材が施工録の偽装を行っていたことを認めて謝罪。また同マンションを分譲した三井不動産レジデンシャルもマンションの建て替えを前提に協議すると発表して住人から大量の被害&顰蹙ポイントを加算した。その後も全国各地で杭打ち工事の不正が芋づる式に発覚した結果、連合チームには合計10社が参加し、日本全国におけるシェアは70%にも上ることが判明。業界全体に根深く巣食う問題であることを強く印象付けたため、見事優勝。
75	2016	Dentsu＆Musashino University Union	Japan	9月にネット広告の過剰請求でノミネートされ、更にそのネット広告に携わっていた女性社員が過剰労働を苦に自死した（昨年の）事件に端を発した一連の不祥事に関し謝罪をしたことでエントリー＆上位入りを果たし、さらに「残業100時間越えたくらいで死ぬとは情けない」という武蔵野大学某教授のコメントが大炎上を果たしたことで騒ぎが更に巨大化。日本の労働環境がいかに狂っているかを露呈する珍事となった。社長らがロイヤル・ストレート・フラッシュから高いルクス値を記録した上で辞任。無事辞任ポイント獲得となった。
76	2017	Nissan	Japan	検査資格のない従業員が完成検査をしていた問題が発覚しロイヤル・ストレート・フラッシュを披露、新車販売の中止と121万台にも及ぶリコールを行うと発表。この時点での予選通過は厳しかったが、会見後も社長の意向を現場が無視して無資格検査を続けていたとして約2週間後に社長が再び謝罪、全工場の出荷停止を発表した。余談だがこの年の大会は全体的に低調だったためか、本来なら予選落ち同然の謝罪だったアップルが準優勝するという珍事が発生している。
77	2018	Nihon University	Japan	ja:アメリカンフットボール部の選手がja:関西学院大学との試合で無防備状態の相手QBにタックルして負傷させ、「ルール違反以前の危険行為」にも拘わらず何らの対応も大学側は取っていなかった。が、後日関学側の抗議文書を受けて5月15日に謝罪しロイヤル・ストレート・フラッシュを披露。会見では司会進行役の日大広報担当者が記者の発言を制するなど危機管理学部を擁する大学らしからぬ対応で顰蹙ポイントを順調に獲得。「悪質タックル」「やらなきゃ意味ないよ」など流行語も次々と生まれた。その結果、前年優勝の日産自動車に大きな差を付け堂々の優勝。
78	2019	Seven & I Holdings	Japan	「セブンペイ」というキャッシュレス決済サービスでサービス開始直後から不正アクセスを多発させ5500万円もの被害ポイントを獲得。また店舗従業員への賃金に不足があることが判明した。さらに、働き方を巡って加盟店オーナーをクビにしたことで世の中から多数の顰蹙ポイントを得ることにも成功。大きな話題となったものの年末すれすれでエントリーが間に合わなかった日産のカルロス・ゴーンを抑え優勝を掴んだ。
79	2020	Ken Watabe	Japan	個人プレイヤーの優勝は2014年以来6年ぶりでja:お笑い芸人からエントリーし、エンタメ勢が初優勝。ja:多目的トイレでの不倫によってエントリー後、半年近く雲隠れ。年末ギリギリになってようやく謝罪会見を開くという焦らしテクニックも注目され、さらに「全番組出演自粛」という快進撃を見せた。余談だがこの年はja:新型コロナウイルスの影響により他のエントリーが少ないことも話題となった。
80	2021	Mizuho Bank	Japan	大規模システム障害を一年で合計9回発生させ、その都度謝罪会見を開くことで年間を通じてバランスよく顰蹙ポイントを獲得。また、業務改善命令を受けたことや金融庁がガチギレしていたことも有利に働き、ja:河村たかしやja:森喜朗など有力個人プレイヤーの猛追を振り切って初優勝を成功させた。詳細はja:2021年のみずほ銀行も参照。
81	2022	Shiretoko Ghost Ship	Japan	海が大荒れな状態で無理矢理遊覧船を出航させたことで冷たい海上で見事水没させ、リオン・ドール取締役（同社社長唯一の御曹司）や子供を含む複数の死者ポイントの獲得に成功。謝罪会見では社長が土下座を披露しつつ、他人事のような態度を取ることで顰蹙ポイントを大量に獲得。有力候補だった奈良県警・警視庁・警察庁連合チームを破って見事優勝を成し遂げた。
82	2023	Bigmotor and Sompo Japan Union	Japan	修理費の水増し請求・街路樹枯らし・パワハラと、多方面の被害ポイントを獲得。さらに記者会見の中でも、社長は他人顔、副社長は顔を出しすらしない等の態度の悪さから顰蹙ポイントを大量に獲得。その後も国土交通省による調査の結果全店舗で大量の違反点数を獲得する、会社としての体裁を持っていなかったことが判明するなど、順調にポイントを稼ぎ続けた。優勝候補となっていたja:ジャニーズ事務所を破り初優勝。
83	2024	Kobayashi Pharmaceutical	Japan	「製薬会社品質」をウリにしたサプリメントにカビを混入させ大量の被害ポイントと顰蹙ポイントを獲得。問題発覚から謝罪会見の開催まで約3か月引き延ばして世間とマスコミの注目を集め続けるテクニックも披露し、海外の有力プレイヤーの猛追を振り切り優勝を果たす。

Glorious Records

Introducing excellent players that had won 4 or more times. Previously, there have been multiple wins, recently, the number of players is increasing, so it is more and more difficult to win multiple times.

Name	Year	Times
Ministry of RailwaysJapanese National Railways	1926,1940,1947,1949,1951,1954	6 times
Chisso	1959,1961,1962,1964-1967,1969,1970,1972-1975	13 times（Alone 3 times10 times in a united team with Resonac）
Resonac	1948,1964-1967,1969,1970,1972-1975	11 times（Alone once10 times in a united team with Chisso）

Assignments

Extreme Apology is a global sport, but Japan is known to its strength. That to challenge this, Foreign ownership Schindler Elevator Corporation showed the dignified fight against Japanese influential companies, and won splendidly is fresh in memory. On the other hand, some say "At this rate Japan's specialty will suffer a repeat of Sumo and Judo". It can be said that the time to deepen discussion about the nature of the competition has come. Additionally, not only World Cup but also Olympic Games are proposed from western countries, Finally, IOC considered making Extreme Apology an official event, and it became an official event from Beijing Olympics. Also, there is a problem focusing on only the Japan tournament and not being interested in the world championship in Japan.

There are people who have earned points individually and participated in the league from before, but some say the competition should be separated into the individual categories and group categories because players have increased since coming here.

Received these requests from various fields, International Federation of Extreme Apology considered the countermeasures. Using SOX in the United States that has excellent players such as Enron, WorldCom, and Lehman Brothers as references, it took the measure that reports the maintenance status of the Internal control system from Mar 2009.

However, having tried to define the originality this competition has from a legal perspective forcibly, the situation that the instructor himself doesn't understand the core what I should do after all well occurred, so the chaos that is suitable for this game occurs.

Also, there are occasional instances of the movement leaving all practical work to the general affairs department staff at the scene, and it is expected that is connected to the promotion of Extreme Overtime and Extreme Suicide.

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