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Article: UnNews:Iraqi government gunmen kill a dozen people in Basra, say activists	Score: 6 parallel dimensions
Nominated by:	Uncle J (talk) 14:50, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
For: 8	For. Uncle J (talk) 14:52, October 12, 2012 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 12 October 2012 For. Good ol' article with a tone of formality promising to produce serious articles that is actually funny. It's hilarious in its own style too. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 02:00, October 13, 2012 (UTC) For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:44, October 25, 2012 (UTC) For. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:22, October 28, 2012 (UTC) For. POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:19, October 29, 2012 (UTC) I was half-way through this, wrinkling my forehead and saying "what the hell is this shit?" when the joke hit me. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Nov 4 '12 17:09 (UTC) For. Prätt Körp (talk) 09:36, November 6, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 2	Against Too much UnNews --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:12, October 14, 2012 (UTC) Against/Resubmit. As he did recently on VFD, Bizzeebeever's For vote above was the first hint I didn't stick with this UnNews long enough to see that its point is not merely "untruths" (in my Comment below) and is delightfully non-partisan. Happily, its point will remain valid for the foreseeable future, though the current nomination is languishing. Author, please tighten this up, cut back the long quotations (Don't really want a study of Gingrich and Santorum, even if it provides texture), make every sentence serve a purpose, and re-nominate it. Spıke ¬ 12:58 13-Nov-12
Comments	If this were music, it would be jazz improv: Although all the notes are on-key, any second verse might sound nothing like the first. A dense collection of untruths and anachronisms is not as intensely funny as a perverse reading of the truth. Spıke ¬ 15:15 12-Oct-12