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Article: HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men)

Score: 14 fucking awesome breakfasts

Nominated by:  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 23:29 Jun 04, 2011
For: 16
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is basically what would happen if Maddox got his own cooking show.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 23:29 Jun 04, 2011
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Because it's fucking magical or something. Aleister 23:49 4-6-'11
  3. for LOL Awesome! Talk Mattsnow 01:57, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For. this is truly original and awsome and i LOLed three times. Big lols. But zheeeeeeesh, maybe one or two of the "fucking" could fly away or get some sinonyms? ShabiDOO 06:34, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:40, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Ye-es... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:42, 5 June 2011
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 05:26, 6 June 2011
  8. For. So freaking funny! 137.159.94.191 04:14, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For. LOL Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:19, 7 June 2011
  10. For -- The Zombiebaron 16:17, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. Fuck yes. It was so fucking manly, I didn't Wedgehead 03:04, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  12. For. I normally don't go for this kind of thing, with excessive swearing, but this actually made me laugh quite a lot. Nameable mumble? 21:28, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. The hair of the arse that bit you. Original! Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:07, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  14. For. TKF and PMP should also be casterated for voting against this work of art. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 09:43, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  15. For. Mimo&maxus 14:13, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  16. For. If i could i would vote for 3 times. THAT FUCKING GOOD -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 05:12, Jun 13
  17. For. fuckn funny shit 119.224.74.75 05:59, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. If this shit was original then Al Pacino would be EGOTting Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:56, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against. Is this what you mean by parody which is satirical and subtle on the HTBFANJS page? Sorry it's not working for me. PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 14:18, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

HTBFANJS is a guide, not a set of rules. And in anycase, breaking the rules can make something great. It might be pretty excessive with the fucks but it doesn't make this not subtle or not original. --ShabiDOO 18:22, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

I know man but the fucks and shits aren't letting me laugh. At all. But that might just be because I am very against swearing in any of the Uncyc articles. Even a bit Nazi about it. I would have totally just commented and not went against if I had found it even potentially funny. But sorry, not working for me. Though it looks like it will get featured nonetheless, so..good job,I guess.--PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 19:02, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
This is literally the funniest shit I've read in months. GOD DAMN IT IS GOOD! I say feature it how it is now, even though there are a few grammatical errors (like missing capitalizations and punctuation) that may be unintentional. It is that good. HOLY SHIT! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 05:22, Jun 13
So I made some for breakfast today. This shit is fucking tasty. (ok not really, but you have to try it anyways) -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 17:57, Jun 13

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