Uncyclopedia:VFH/Being and Nothingness (forever and ever amen)

Article: Being and Nothingness	Score: 2 votes and not even for fun
Nominated by:	TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:44, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
For: 5	This is still, in my opinion, the best unfeatured article on the site. And if you feature it then I'm going to give you all a delicious, chocolatey surprise (it might be chocolate) -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:44, October 3, 2012 (UTC) For. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 08:19 October 4 By far the best unfeatured article in the history of unfairness! ShabiDOO 14:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC) For. Frankly, I laughed. And I find the article pretty funny. It's neat. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 06:11, October 14, 2012 (UTC) For I like this. Genuinely clever. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:55, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 3	Against. Filial Piety *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 18:47, October 4, 2012 (UTC) I simply don't find this all that funny. Is their some mysterious secret that will make me find it a whole lot funnier? If so, please share it with me. —Sir Socky** (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:07, 10 October 2012 Against. Delivers no humor at all, only a very brief illustration of the concept of a low-brow review of a high-brow book. The amusement of pranking the Main Page with something short and vulgar is not worth the possibility that this be someone's first impression of us. Spıke ¬ 10:42 16-Oct-12 Nasty. You're reviews are normally so constructive and helpful SPIKE. --ShabiDOO 15:27, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Socky, I actually do find this concept very funny, if not necessarily this execution of it. Unless we are both missing something, I do think the humor is in the concept of the juxtaposition of levels of discourse, wherein the "low" level is not actually wrong about - unfamiliar with or misinterpreting - the subject, but in fact IS smart enough to grasp it on its level, but presents it on his own level. If that's it, I don't think it is done as well here as it could be, and while I am normally not one to whine a lot about shortness for the featured article, it is an issue for some subjects. And I think this is one of them. Now, I could actually be missing something more specific, in which case more fool me. If so, someone could either enlighten me or just roll their eyes at me - and you - and leave us both unenlightened. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:08, October 15, 2012 (UTC) Its an article, I believe, is a love or hate article. You get it or you don't. You laugh or you don't. I doubt it could be explained properly as per praising it or hating it. --ShabiDOO 16:19, October 16, 2012 (UTC)