Uncyclopedia:Conservation Week/2009-A

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  1. Leprechaun: I got one done! In your faces!
one rewrite. well done! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:09, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. Ingmar Bergman (a massive overhaul; done!)
  2. Trogdor the Burninator (a massive overhaul; done!)
  3. Akira Kurosawa (work in progress)
  4. Seal Clubbing (work in progress, about halfway done-ish, but I've been very busy and haven't touched it in a while)
  5. Jean-Luc Godard (work in progress)
  6. Ed Gein (work in progress)

Erm...OK...yeah...I didn't exactly rewrite as much as I thought I would. Although, on the plus side, the two articles I did rewrite got featured, so that's encouraging. I haven't exactly been active here the last couple weeks because of (among other things) final papers and final exams n'stuff, so yeah, although that's going to change very soon, as I'll be done with everything academic-related. And...yeah. For the record, I'm about half-done with my Seal Clubbing rewrite, and I've conceptualized what I'm going to do in terms of the other articles (which, for me at least, is the hardest bit). And...um...yeah. Look forward to Seal Clubbing, at least, in the near future. —Sir Guildensternenstein 02:26, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and for the record, I still call "dibs" on the other articles I called for this. —Sir Guildensternenstein 02:27, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

definite credit for two awesome rewrites. the history of Seal Clubbing doesn't show any edits by you...are you working on it elsewhere? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:11, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I write everything on a word document, paste it when I actually write the article, and then do things like pictures/formatting/wiki shit when I actually "add" the article. —Sir Guildensternenstein 04:19, 28 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. Battle of Hastings construction
  2. HowTo:Be British construction
  3. McDonald's construction

My two weeks were filled with distractions and as much as I'd like to say that Sophia let me down, she was clearly annoyed with me and went out dancing with her girlfriends. I'm still working on these.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:44, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

credit for the british one. well done. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:17, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. M16 (Work in progress)
unless you were signed out, i don't see any edits to this by you. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:18, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. Stone the Israeli Tank
  2. AIDS (Space Program)
  3. Kingfisher
  4. James Randi
four rewrites. they're better, but they're not there. yet. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:18, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


#HowTo:Stand Out in Class (Still Working)

  1. DVD (Just Begun)
  2. Costco
  3. Oscar the Grouch (Finishing and Pictures)
i'm not seeing any edits by you to Oscar the Grouch...did you work on it elsewhere? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:33, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Ya sorry it is at User:Tagstit/Oscar the Grouch ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:51, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
very good sir. a stand-up job. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:57, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. Band Directors
  2. L
  3. Twitter (maybe, it's not really in dire need but could be expanded/formatted better)
didn't see any edits to these, sys. but i know you've been mostly away. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:35, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. Gazelle - done
  2. You are alive - not done
  3. Death of the author - not done

I = teh suxxors. (Also, I = teh busy) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:13, Apr 27

one high-quality rewrite. well done, sir. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:36, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


If I wind up with some free time over the weekend I'd like to take on Freedom and To Shoot A Bluejay, so save those for me, guys! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:11, Apr 7

aw, i was looking forward to these. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:36, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


Is this to difficult for a novice like me? It might be, but i'll still try.Saberwolf116 12:19, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

  1. Eddy Izzard
  2. Middle school

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user[edit]

  1. Balalaika
Well, I added some stuff and removed the gypsy references. I'm pretty sure I made it better, though it could probably be a lot better still. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:22, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
the last fifty edits are yours. i guess that qualifies...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:37, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. Zeus - Done, but it could use better pictures...
  2. HowTo:Get a Girlfriend - I'm calling this one next. Will be written while at school.
  3. Daffy Duck - Calling this, too.
Yeah, I'm not gonna get those done in time... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
one rewrite. nice one, too. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:38, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. Teabag everything that moves - Done did
  2. 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation I might rewrite this
one super-high quality rewrite. good job, sir. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:39, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  1. Reel Big Fish rewrote this completely, I guess it still counts...
  2. Wayne Brady
  3. Tinkle-down economics
two rewrites for sure. did Reel Big Fish exist before you created it? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:40, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


  • 1 Augustus To remove the Middle Earth rubbish but keep intro and other bits worth saving.
  • 2 Octavian To rewrite as a prelude to Augustus. UPDATE. Ok re-read this one. It's crap but won't VFD until I have re-done Augustus. Still divided on the issue to make Augustus a one article or a two article subject.
one rewrite. well done. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:41, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

W.T. Door[edit]

  1. Miracle Whip Dibs
looks like a good rewrite to me. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:55, 27 April 2009 (UTC)