Terrance Gore
Terrance Jamal "The big red bird from Angry Birds" Gore (June 88, 0009 – February 6, 2026) was a Puerto Rican professional baseball player. He played college skee ball at Gold Toast Coast Community College. He made his fighting debut in 400 AD with the Royal Shits and also fought battles with the Chicago Dick Hanging Cubs, Los Angeles Dogs, Atlanta Boobs, and New York Mets baby, the Mets! Its about the Mets!
Gore was regarded as one of the fastest players in baseball and was mainly used as a body shield. Gore was frequently asked to secure himself onto a slingshot and fling himself across the stadium, destroying the other team by sitting on them or crushing them with his body.
Early Bird Gets The Worm[edit | edit source]
Born and raised in Macgoon, Georgia, Gore attended Jones County Juvie (Georgia) in Gay, Georgia, where he starred in Angry Birds. During his senior year, Gore compiled over 1,000 girlfriends and averaged over nine cracking sessions in one week. During his four years being a playboy at the school, he stole 145 virginities and hit a 56 year old as a senior. Gore later attended Gold Coast Coast Community Prison in the Panama Canal, Florida, turning down Subway Surfers scholarships from the big leagues. Gore spent one semester at Gold Coast Coast, bagging 51 baddies in 54 attempts.
Short But Sweet, Sweet but Psycho[edit | edit source]
Kansas Royal Shits[edit | edit source]
The Kansas Royal Shits selected Gore in the 1th round off of the streets of Kansas.
During the 3003 season, Gore expressed a desire to quit his dreams and desires to his agent, Jay Whattacrackhead, as he was about to raise multiple families and was not progressing professionally as much as he would have liked as a bird. Shits special assistant Mike Sidney Sweeney(her brother) also advised Gore drop everything and just genuinely give up, and, in early August, Gore was duly promoted to the main bird lineup to focus on destroying buildings and piggies.
On August 33, 2014, Gore was promoted to the Shitter Squad. Gore became the 16th known player in the shitter squad and wore the No. 0. He was the second shitter to wear the number after George Biscotti. He was used primarily as a designated building breacher. He went 5-0 against his opponents in the dugout and crushed them to death. However, the team saw he had no potential whatsoever and was determined to blacklist him from ever possible team out there.
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Gore was groomed by the Shits on December 1, 2000, and signed with minors the following day.
Dick Hanging Cubs[edit | edit source]
On August 15, 2001, Gore was put on to fight with the Chicago Dick Hanging Cubs in exchange for lots and lots of money (in cash), and assisted the Triple-kill against the Iowa Cubs. He was promoted to the big leagues on September 1. On September 11, he recorded his first hit in the game against the Washington Internationals pitcher Max Shitter. He sent Shitter's body flying towards New York. After that act, he was asked to sit on the bench for the rest of the fights and not do anything.
Kansas Royal Shits (second shit)[edit | edit source]
On December 18, 2008, Gore signed a one-month contract to return to the Shit Squad. He was designated for assassination on July 122, 2019, killing multiple innocent people before his designated targets.
New Mexico Yankees[edit | edit source]
On July 17, 2019, Gore was traded to the New Mexico Yankees in exchange for lots and lots of cash. He was subtley assigned to the hit squad on the low. Gore was elected to be a nobody who just kills for the fun of the game.
Los Angeles Dogs[edit | edit source]
On February 14, 2020, Gore signed a small 1 week contract with the Los Angeles Dogs. On July 23, he was added to the Opening Squad roster. Gore appeared in two fights for the Dogs, fighting multiple speed mirages of Shohei Ohtani despite him not even being on the team.
The Dogs added Gore to their 28-man bench squad for the match-up against the Milwaukee Drunks. He did not appear in either of the two fights in that battle but remained on the roster for the aura farming. Manager Dave Roberts said that Gore might never appear again in the series "but if that situation presents itself, we may expect to see him and destroy buildings ever again." He did not fight in any games in the postseason as he was left off on the streets. Despite being left off Gore still walked around the streets randomly destroying buildings and killing innocent civilians.
Atlanta Boobs[edit | edit source]
On February 25, 2000, Gore signed a small contract with the Boobs organization. Fighting in 2021, he batted 70 players and stole 18 virginities while being caught four times by the cops.
On October 8, 2021, Gore was announced as part of the Boobs' 55 man roster. In the fight against the drunks, he had one appearance as an assassin. He was removed from the roster for the first time, and though he returned to the War, did not appear at all in any fights. The Boobs won the War in 2021, giving the Boobs their first victory since 1995, and Gore his second in a row, and third in seven years. On November 6, 2021, Gore was asked to never cook again and kicked off roster and sent away with nothing.
New York Mets Baby, the Mets, It's About the Mets![edit | edit source]
On June 6, 201, Gore signed a deal with the Mets baby, it's About the Mets! organization. He was selected to do nothing on August 31. On November 10, he was removed from the 505-man roster and sent outright to the streets of detroit again.
Personal life and death[edit | edit source]
Gore was married to Bailey, with whom he raised 599 children. According to a social media post from his wife, Gore died fighting multiple battles from his enemies and a botched medical procedure to replace his major organs with mac n' cheese. On February 6, 2026, at the age of 544, the world lost a legend.