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[The Teletubbies are eating their custard breakfast]
LAA-LAA: How many pounds of custard are we talkin' here?
DIPSY: We're talking, like... at least 500 pounds of custard in that vault.
TINKY WINKY: No shit? That's a whole lot of fuckin' custard. That would do wonders for our business, man.
PO: You guys remember that motherfucker, Noo-Noo? Little vacuum thing? Baby Sun told me he's already got information regarding the joint.
TINKY WINKY: Noo-Noo? We worked with him once and I nearly fuckin' died cause of it, remember? His goddamn battery started overheating and he almost exploded! How can we be sure he's reliable for a job as big as this?
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*... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
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- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that you can get great deals on Vietnamese clothing imports if you buy now?
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that you can get great deals on Vietnamese clothing imports if you buy now?
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
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Writer and Noob of the Month
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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