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Your man-boobs

Sorry this took so long, I've been gone for a few days. I wasn't sure if you would have seen my comments if I put them on my talk page, but here you go. I like most of the changes. The picture isn't bad at all. I did go in and make a small change to the caption (I just got rid of seen here) because it wasn't necesarry, and made the sentence a little heavy. The only change I don't like is the quote. I don't think its a bad idea to put a quote in there, since it was my idea, but this one isn't working for me. The lines leading up to it aren't bad, but the quote itself is kind of meh. I would probably change that in some way. ( I think its something about the line but I clearly marked that I am a man with the bald head and the thick beard.) Other then that I like the article. Its not VFH for me, but a good article to have on the site. If you need anything else, just let me know, I'm around. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:47, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Doomsday Article

Hey, just a quick word. Your doomsday article is fairly entertaining and a solid concept, but I find some of it's sloppiness in line of thought and general silliness in reporting a supposedly serious event distracting. Remember, the truth is funnier than fiction, so could we liven this up? Make it more mysterious and also devious. Grave and outrageous claims beat goofy treatment of serious matters. You should let them find it funny, not be silly and try to make it funny. Just a thought. I just don't think it is ready for the news tray (but then neither is a lot of other crap). If the news can't improve, that admins are going to have to take away our freedom there and pre-approve everything for news, which would be unfortunate. Please polish before publishing when it comes to the news. It is, after all, on the front page.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:53, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Keep up the good news!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:46, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan

14:49, 6 July 2008 Cs1987 (Talk | contribs) huffed "UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan" ‎ (Voted for deletion)

You can (if you wish) contact the Sysop (Cs1987 who deleted the above and ask him to re-create the article for you, and move it to your userspace. When it's their you can work on it for as long as you wish until it's ready to go back into the main space. For me, this is not really about plagiarism, more that the way you wrote that article did not add very much above the thing which was based on... If you want to work on this more in your user space, I will be happy to give you my opinion regarding if it would be deleted again if moved back to the main space. For whatever that's worth...

You did get 5 other Uncyc editors vote to the effect that UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan was not suitable for the mainspace (in it's current form) so I hope you respect that decision. MrN 18:47, Jul 6

UnNews:Giambi's mustache to win World Series, 2008 season canceled

Fucking awesome. There's nothing else I can say to that. You had me at Giambi's mustache. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:13, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

I liked this one a lot too. I don't even follow baseball anymore, I just thought it was real funny. -RAHB 09:13, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Let Me Ask You Something...

Sir, where do you come up with all of your UnNews article ideas? All of your articles have been "In The News" and that is why I nominated you for the Foolitzer last month. But seriously, where in the world do you get and implement these ideas? I've done over 25 articles and only 2 have been "In The News". --Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

By "In The News" do you mean on the list of UnNews articles on the front page? - [22:28 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

That is what I assumed it meant. ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Stop assuming, it's bad for your health. And have you taken your medical oils? Lie down, I need to rub some more in. Also, shouldn't you be wearing those new face-supporters the doctor gave you? And where's my nano-chicken-goat gone? - [22:35 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Damn you Yettie, I told you to keep that stuff a secret! ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:40, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Okay, okay, I will do...well I may do. In short, I'm blackmailing alerting you to an award you may want to vote on. Ahem...UotM...ahem...Ahem. Sorry about that major whore...I'm a whore. Now where were we? - [22:42 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I believe we were talking about you being a whore, but I suffer from long-term memory loss. However, how can I apply for this Moo Cow Society or whatever it is? ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:47, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Maybe. Oh I'm such a whore, it's tantalising. Yeh, go check it out, there's a join page you'll be able to find. You just sign up there. And then you can be the CMC's candidate for the UnNews seat. Happy canvasing! Oh, I'm sorry, I did it again! - [22:49 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I voted for you. I think we should stop adding colons or this conversation will become one word per line. ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:52, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Have a look at this guy's talk page archive. We went all the way to one side and back again. 'Twas fun. And sit still while I rub the oil in. - [22:55 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Wow, that is pretty odd. I applied for the CMC. ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 23:03, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

CMC

Welcome, Sonic80, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

I hope you will now win the UnNews seat at the Uncyclopedia Senate!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Hope you enjoy being with the cows! - [08:00 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Worlds Great Dad

BTW, feel free to edit it about. I'm sure that more could be done, and if you feel like doing it, have at it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:58, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the tip!

Thanks a lot for alerting me that Pee Reviews were illegal! I had no idea (yes, I don't look at the rules) and am in your debt. (This is NOT a life-debt, in case you were getting ideas.) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:58, Jul 28

Hey

Sonic, are you there? Have you been slacking at your sat as the UnNews reporter? I haven't seen many UnNewses come from you recently. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnOrder

~ Readmesoon

Sorry for the lame PeeReview

It makes more sense as part of the series, but in that case it's just a bit too similar to the That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada article maybe change it to "eaten by a camel", with the potential for a bunch of camel spit jokes too? I still love the idea of stealth ninja camels. LordWolf 22:37, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer!

Firstly, I'm pretty sure we've never spokrn so I'd liek to take this opertunity to formally introduce myself. Hi, I'm Orian, pleased to meet you! And secondly, what was it you liked about the article? It did amazingly on VFH and I want to see if I can get the same effect again. Thanks again! Few, that was a lot of thanking. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:19 13 September 2008

UnNews:Hated news anchor finally dies

Hi Sonic. I've moved the article to your userpsace rather than deleting it. Without looking at the writing stile for now, I think this article is a bit out of line, even for us, at least for the time being. Drop me a line if you'd like to discuss this further. Thanks. ~ 16:32, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Just want to know...

Look here, mate, when you resubmitted your Why?:Did I just read Twilight? article for review, you said the last one was 'a bit biased'. Where you referring to mine there? If so, how is it biased exactly? I'm not attacking you, I just want to know, because frankly I can't see how it was. I just want to garner full knowledge of what people think of the quality of my reviews. BlueYonder - CONTACT

Yes, I was talking about your response, however I see now that I may have jumped to the conclusion that you were a twilight fan who was defending their turf (as I have gotten so used to from my colleagues), I admit that I should have asked you about it before jumping to a conclusion. I figured I would just leave it as it was because I didn't really try to make it a featured article or anything, I was just doing something for myself, but when SysRq asked to review it again I put it up for a second opinion. _{OBAMA  •  SONIC80 -- ( Praise  •  Masterpieces  •  Contributions )} ^{(Thar be-eth a timestamp -->} 20:02, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:50, Dec 21

TLB = Epic Win! ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:58, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 10:23, 25 December 2008 (UTC)