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Today's feature

Hi. Today's feature (now) is Template:Boner. Could you please change it? Thanks. --ShabiDOO 14:30, 30 April 2014 (UTC)

Could you talk to Bizzeebeever please? I'm not entirely sure what's going on at this point - I suggested things be adjusted so Slender Loris would get to be on the main page, since I blew it on that, and he seems to have decided things should be pushed forward a day. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:35, 30 Apr 2014

Yep, I pushed it forward by a day. It'll be displaying at midnight UTC. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Apr 30 '14 15:17 (UTC)

Bizzee...I don't mind changing the schedule for the retro week...but could you please fill in the slots for the following two days. If boner will be refeatrued tomorrow (Thursday) then Hardwick Fundelbuggy's Userpage should be on Friday and Fire hydrant on Saturday. It would be very appreciated. CHAS! --ShabiDOO 17:40, 30 April 2014 (UTC)

I'll do this actually, since Bizzee seems to be elsewhere. Probably sleeping. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:08, 30 Apr 2014

Hey

10.000 edits ninjastar

Guess what's it for (Hint: it's for your ten thous_nd edits) –Mimo &maxus 20:00, 1 May 2014 (UTC)

Yay thanks :) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:03, 1 May 2014

That's like, a lot! Nice work! Aleister 22:34 May Day '14

Sorry

For all the deletes, I don't think I'll be expanding on those articles. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:07, 1 May 2014 (UTC)

No worries, deleting stuff is easy. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:54, 1 May 2014

I just thought of an idea. Instead of UnTunes; UnAlbums, actual albums turned into UnAlbums!-- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:11, 1 May 2014 (UTC)

Sure, that would be cool if we could stick enough untunes into an album. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:11, 1 May 2014

I explain it a little more in a forum but like use real albums on this uncyclopedia like The Beatles's Abbey Road and Let It Be. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:16, 1 May 2014 (UTC)

I am going to make up a very original section heading, very remotely related to what I am going to talk about; no, probably not

Hi! I passed by your talkpage on Wikia and saw that you left an unblock request at the very end. I wondered how I could miss that at the time it was left and went to the very bottom of the page, where I discovered a response, written by myself. I would have concluded that someone else has stolen my account, but I vaguely remember writing something similar on that particular talkpage, but it was not meant to answer that particular message. At least, I hope so. I read it and I can imagine how it felt, to apologise, to ask for your block to be removed, and to get that as a response. Even I find the message very offensive, and I am very afraid so did you.

So I would like to say sorry for that, even if it was a long time ago. Sorry. Anton (talk) 18:15, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

Thanks for apologising, but I didn't find your message offensive - reading it over just now I only see that it's slightly inaccurate as I got blocked for violating Spike's rule rather than a wikia rule, but...whatever. I forgive you in any case. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:26, 2 May 2014

Thanks. I see you are making an UnSignpost! Is my change summary coming true? Anton (talk) 19:35, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

I don't know, you certainly seem to be making actual edits. Unless you meant a different summary. And since you seem to be floating around, is there any chance you could contribute to the unsignpost? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:40, 2 May 2014

The change summary is here. As for the article, I can write about Retro Week. Actually, I am not floating, I'm drowning. Maybe this will result in something good, maybe not. I had another question: you talked about how Google blocks pages from this site because they are considered duplicate content. But what if the pages here and on Wikia are the same, but the names are different? If a person searches for one name, he will see the version here, if it is the other one, he'll see the Wikia version. Or it doesn't work like that? Anton (talk) 19:55, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

Oh, yeah, it'll come true if I can make it happen. Sure, it would be cool if you'd write about Retro Week. I thought of writing about it but I'm not sure what I'd say. If the names are significantly different, yes that would probably happen unless you searched for some of the article's content rather than the title. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:00, 2 May 2014

Then I'll do it tomorrow, I have to leave in a moment. So renaming the other site's articles brought here or this site's articles brought there could be a solution for assuring that this site's good articles display on Google? Anton (talk) 20:10, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

Maybe but finding other names for them would be hard, because the names articles have are usually the most appropriate ones for the subject. Thanks for the suggestion though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:32, 2 May 2014

I've written the article I promised. Tell me if you need more help. If nobody asks me anything, the next time I return may be in another month. Anton (talk) 19:51, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

No, I am joking. I actually still check this site a lot. Otherwise, I wouldn't have known about the Retro Week. Anton (talk) 19:53, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

Do you think the issue is ready? Anton (talk) 19:03, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

Looks like it to me. I'll stick it in the signpost space, and sometime try to find out how it should be delivered. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:39, 4 May 2014

Why?

Why are you sad that I wanted my page to be deleted? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:35, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

It looked like you were going somewhere good with it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:41, 2 May 2014

Really? I thought people would think it was really bad. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:43, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

No it's not really bad, it had some promise. I think anyway. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:50, 2 May 2014

Can you bring it back? I could possibly work on it to try to make it into a mainspace article. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:51, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

Sure, will do. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:54, 2 May 2014

Thanks! I might need a little help, it's got good pictures and a lot of writing. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:55, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

Feature

Could you please change the current feature to Fire hydrant ASAP. Be careful with the day as it is Saturday now according to uncyclopedia's UTC time. I'd appreciate it. --ShabiDOO 23:12, 2 May 2014 (UTC)

Will do. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:06, 3 May 2014

Mme. Could you please put Future ☭f tomorrow, today! into the feature queu for Sunday please? I would be ever so indubitably ingraciously. --ShabiDOO 17:55, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

Beatles fan?

Do you like the Beatles or not?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 07:55, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

I can't recall ever listening to any of their stuff or what I thought of it if I did. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 11:46, 3 May 2014

What? Well, then you have to. If I were to name all my favourite Beatles songs, the list would be longer than a good Uncyclopedia article. Anton (talk) 13:54, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

96 Tears

On my userpage, I have a long forgotten garage rock gem called "96 Tears". I'm sure you'll love that song!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 21:40, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

Ok. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:41, 3 May 2014

Who the fuck deleted my Yolanda Salvidar article?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 22:18, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

Nobody. It's in your userspace at User:Ketchup Boss/Yolanda Salvidar because I put it there, but I didn't delete it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:26, 3 May 2014

Do you like the song?

What is your honest opinion on "96 Tears"? Sorry for bugging you today.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 23:38, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

Sorry, I've been busy. I'll check it later. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:06, 4 May 2014

It seems the video on your userpage is broken, so I won't be able to watch it that way. Oh well. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:28, 4 May 2014

Favor?

I don't like ugly, old, short articles. Therefore, please delete Georg Hegel. Pwetty please? Thank you, Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 00:40, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

And it seems the ICU on that expired a while ago and nobody noticed, so yes, will do. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:07, 4 May 2014

Benson

If BENSON is Canadian,than why does he have pictures of him as an African American (not trying to be racist)--Ketchup Boss (talk) 08:25, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

Not all Canadians are white. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 13:34, 4 May 2014

Most Canadians in fact are a sort of beige-grey from spending 8 months a year hibernating from the icy deadly snow-tundra. Even the black people turn beige-grey. That's what unites all races in Canada. They all turn beige-grey when the icy-tundra-winter passes and they have to hibernate. --ShabiDOO 16:15, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde

Why did Uncyclopedia decide to make Oscar Wilde the most popular celebrity on this website?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:46, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:In-jokes#Oscar Wilde

For future reference, Uncyclopedia:In-jokes knows a lot more about this stuff than I do so I'd suggest you just read that if you have another question about an in-joke. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:05, 6 May 2014

qvfd

What happened to this feature? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:45, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

What? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:06, 6 May 2014

More intelligent response: Bizzeebeever is probably the one you want to talk to about this. I have no idea what you're referring to and couldn't help even if I did. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:49, 6 May 2014

Favorite picture

What in your opinion is the funniest picture on this website?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 04:42, 9 May 2014 (UTC)

That's a good question. I can't say I really have a favourite and I haven't seen all the pictures here anyway, but if I had to pick one, File:PedXing.jpg comes to mind.

What about you? Do you have a favourite picture? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:59, 9 May 2014

Rolling Stones

Do you like the Rolling Stones? I want this section painted black cuz I miss you!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 06:25, 10 May 2014 (UTC)

I have no opinion on them. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:48, 10 May 2014

Openly gay

Just wanted to let you know that I really am. Gay rights are important.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:02, 10 May 2014 (UTC)

Llanfairpwyl[l]gwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwillllantysiliogogogoch. Anton (talk) 19:11, 10 May 2014 (UTC)

Sorry, this is off-topic, but I typed this name down entirely from memory, honest! And I've only made 3 mistake: in reality, it's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Anton (talk) 19:14, 10 May 2014 (UTC)

Ketchup Boss: good for you. Can't say it makes much of a difference to me either way, though.

Anton: cool that you remembered it so well. It's a hard word. It probably helps to know what the different elements mean. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:30, 10 May 2014

Anton there is a double ii after the second double '. A common mystake. --ShabiDOO 05:35, 11 May 2014 (UTC)

Ketchup Boss...you must be thrilled that Conchita won the mega chedar cheese singing competition of cheeselandia this year!!!! --ShabiDOO 05:35, 11 May 2014 (UTC)

I cannot see it now, but maybe there were four mistakes. I'll practise more! Anton (talk) 11:35, 11 May 2014 (UTC)

Conchita/Rock Lobster

Who the heck is this Conchita? On another topic I've had a strange fascination with the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52's over the past couple of days.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 07:12, 11 May 2014 (UTC)

Ask Shabidoo. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:41, 11 May 2014

Look at my logos on my page and talkpage.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 22:05, 11 May 2014 (UTC)

Do you have any idea what Eurovision is ketchup boss? If you don't then you are either North American or you are not gay as you claim to be. --ShabiDOO 15:57, 17 May 2014 (UTC)

Thanks!!

Thank you for bringing over the photo of Eddie Collins' signature for the Will Harridge page. The page loves you for it. He sure did write pretty, with all the swirls and stuff. Aleister 20:32 13-5-14

New Age

A most tremendous rewrite on it. Are you a secular-humanist by the way? --ShabiDOO 15:55, 17 May 2014 (UTC)

Probably not, but you never know. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 16:43, 17 May 2014

Why is Mr. Potato Head in a bubble by the featured article?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 00:24, 18 May 2014 (UTC)

Probably because potatoes are a thing around here, but I wouldn't know. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:33, 18 May 2014

Abuse filter

Looks like the abuse filter is acting up. That user who you unbanned just got banned again by the abuse filter. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:28, 19 May 2014 (UTC)

Oh dear. It's Special:AbuseFilter/21, which apparently trips on usernames containing 'fuck', among other things. I'm not sure about whether we want to block that or not, but in this case it seems it's just going to repeatedly block the user (and therefore hit MrN9000 with an autoblock, as the account is his) unless someone changes the filter. Hm... – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:36, 19 May 2014

Patroll User

You should change DavyK17 so RC can stop showing that his changes are "Not Patrolled". -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:41, 20 May 2014 (UTC)

Probably, yes. Figured I would if he kept editing stuff. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:09, 20 May 2014

Autopatrolled request for DavyK17

Returning Uncyclopedian who seems to be working on something and stuff. --Mimo &maxus 14:36, 21 May 2014 (UTC)

Got it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:37, 21 May 2014

UnNews

Would you know how to change the background colour on the UnNews banner from its current yellow to the Wikinews blue? Leverage (talk) 13:00, 22 May 2014 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:24, 22 May 2014

The class mp_header is what's producing the yellow, though I have no idea where it's stored and it also relies on an image, which would have to be changed. I'll have to do some more digging before I can figure out what needs to be done. I also thought the yellow had something to do with yellow journalism or dog pee, but that's just a rumour as far as I know. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:48, 22 May 2014

Chao

Those questions about those chao have been answered and if its still crappy i'll create Why?:Do my articles suck. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 16:29, 22 May 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll have a look at it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:34, 22 May 2014

Looks like you're taking it in the right direction. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:54, 22 May 2014

Restore

Can you restore the page User:MagicBus/Tutu please? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 17:22, 24 May 2014 (UTC)

Ok done. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:35, 24 May 2014

I was wondering...

I am a user who does stuff here. The nature of the stuff varies, but there seems to be quite a lot of it.

When I first came to Uncyclopedia my main goal was to try to be funny. I have since realised that some of it has a place and a time. The important thing is that it must not be overly offensive, unless it is exceptionally overly funny. It must also contribute in some way to the humour, or it does not belong. I think I know how to identify whether it does so or not by now. If and only if I do not think it is funny, I remove it.

Because the important thing is that it must not be only offensive it must also contribute in some way to the humour, or it does not belong I was wondering if perhaps this relates to my username. Currently... I certainly would value your opinion on this. Not Aleister's opinion though. I sent that b*st$&d 3 e-mails to 2 different address when I came back and he's still not replied yet. The B"s&t$*d. I must wait for his forgiveness... Anyway... RE your opinion... I was wondering if maybe I should change it to Jesus F Christ or perhaps you could recommend another Jesii? For me, seeing it on recent changes is funny for a while, but then, if something is going to be around for a while, others might get tired of looking at the same joke. So... What do ya think? If you think it would be more funny changed to something else could you please make arrangements to do so? I trust your judgement, although please go easy on me if you change it to a different Jesii!!! Or perhaps you think everything is fine as it is, in which case that's cool also... I would like to know... ? :)

My girlfriend lives in Rhymney, I'm from Bristol. I had no idea about the 'spoon on floor'. Why does no one pick it up? Perhaps the spoon wants to be on the floor. I like the fact that the Welsh language comes from a language which is essentially called British. J F C 17:43. May 24

As for your username, I think it's one of those things that some find funny, others find offensive, and others still have no or little opinion about. As for the spoon, there could be any number of reasons why it's on the floor. Perhaps it wants to be there, yes, perhaps no one wants to pick it up...or perhaps it thinks it doesn't deserve any better. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:13, 24 May 2014

Perhaps someone should ask the spoon and end all this speculation, but perhaps the spoon does not want to be asked. J F C 18:32. May 24

The spoon doesn't like to be asked questions that don't have sensible answers. Giving answers that aren't sensible is a lot of fun, though, I'll admit. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:34, 25 May 2014

Is it true that the dish ran away with the spoon because the little dog laughed when the cat did a diddle on the cow who built the moon? J F C 21:05. May 25

Music

Are you even into music in the first place? It seems like not.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 23:39, 24 May 2014 (UTC)

Just because I'm not into what you're into doesn't mean I'm not into music. I am. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:33, 25 May 2014

Oops. Sorry.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:42, 25 May 2014 (UTC)

It's ok. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:45, 25 May 2014

Ever heard of "Rock Lobster" from 1979?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 20:13, 25 May 2014 (UTC)

No. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:20, 25 May 2014

Linkypoos

I have noticed that if I go to, say, UnNews, or HowTo, the link in the top left hand corner leads back to Main Page and not back to the home page of that sister project (I mean, clicking on the UnNews symbol, I would expect to be taken to UnNews. This occurs both here and on the Spoon, but does not happen on Wikinews or Wikivoyage for example. Do you know why this is? I have been rooting around the templates, but without luck. Leverage (talk) 17:14, 26 May 2014 (UTC)

That's because Wikinews and Wikivoyage are different wikis from Wikipedia, but UnNews and UnVoyage (and HowTo, Why?, etc) are just different namespaces on Uncyclopedia, not different wikis, and there's no functionality changing the links to point to the main page for that namespace. I suppose there could be, and possibly should be, but I don't know of an easy way - or any way for that matter - to do it with css. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:39, 26 May 2014

Tinkerman

I don't know if you noticed I was messing around earlier with the Lead Articles templates (this Template:Lead_articles_2 and this one Template:Lead_articles_2/a. I don't get how to make the photos into links to the stories. The same code works on the Spoon. Any ideas what's wrong? Leverage (talk) 19:12, 28 May 2014 (UTC)

I've fixed it by putting the title thingy inside {{unnews link}}. Thanks for letting me know. I know we can't link an image to an unnews article without using a fullurl, but I don't know why. I'd be interested to know why it works on the spoon - it doesn't on wikipedia (not that they have the namespace; seems to be something about the characters Unnews:). – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:39, 28 May 2014

Great work! I made about 14 little changes, couldn't get it to happen. The spoon seem to have change the names of both templates, don't know if there's some small print I'm missing, but I have noticed differences in functionalities before when I tried to paste Puppy's Template:UnNews Main Image that I ended up changing. Leverage (talk) 11:14, 29 May 2014 (UTC)

My latest tinkering is here: UnNews:Archive. I know it's not likely to be stumbled upon by casual users, but it has always bugged me how you click on a month, then you have to expand all the days. Do you know if there is a way to make it ignore the subcategories themselves and just to display everything within the month? So, for example, if we go to UnNews:Archive#2014 and the user clicks on May 2014, he simply sees all the articles written in this month, instead of having to go through all the days? Leverage (talk) 08:39, 30 May 2014 (UTC)

That sounds like it might be a good idea, but I'm not entirely sure how it would be accomplished. Maybe some sort of dpl thingy that listed pages in all the subcategories? That would probably be the best way. I should learn how dpl works. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:20, 30 May 2014

Please help

hmm still bulking the diddle on the cow issue. I see. On unrelated business, I would like to make a request. My user name. I am bored of typing it all out, and looking at it's not funny on recent changes anymore. Please arrange to change my user name to Jesus F Christ. I much prefer the freedom given by the mystery. Also, it no longer feels right. Also, my ministry may require me to preach in hell, and although they know my number, they may not recognise me like heaven did. J F C 20:57. May 29

Ok. I'll go poke a crat or something. Can't do it myself. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:05, 29 May 2014

Oh, I thought you could do it yourself. Thank you then. J F C 21:07. May 29

Thank you. I just noticed it's not changed here by the File history I see the previous user name. It bothers me not one jot, but perhaps that's something which it should have changed and might cause a problem for others who name change in the future. It's all good. J F C 22:04. May 29

Name changes don't show up on file pages for whatever reason. I don't know why. I think it's a bug in MediaWiki, not specifically our problem, but I don't know for sure. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:26, 29 May 2014

That text you removed :"however you should always befriend a welshmen because they are friendly to there friends however hate there enemies with a passion so deep that even god can't remove it. the only way to befriend a welshmen is saying your wife looks nice and buying him a drink of beer". Was funny IMO and true. Along with some of the other stuff you removed. :P You vandal you! You were lucky to not get banned forever. J F C 15:09. May 30

Spike agreed that it wasn't funny so he removed it too. I also removed it from our copy of Wales and you could put it back if you really wanted to I guess but...I don't know. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:16, 30 May 2014

Lol. I was only teasing. I'm not serious. I thought you could tell. I'm sorry. Anyway, he (spike) has probably not watched as many Wales vs England games in Wales as I have to appreciate the humour. ;) J F C 20:25. May 30

Probably not. I apologise for my failure to get jokes. It might have something to do with asparagus burgers, or it might not. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:05, 30 May 2014

I believe the Uncyclopeda Cat-Toast Device is sometimes garnished with asparagus sauce when we need to get it spinning again a bit faster. J F C 21:52. May 30

How to download untunes?

How can I download the MP3's of UnTunes to my computer? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:08, 30 May 2014 (UTC)

You should be able to click on the white box thingy on the file page, right-click on the greyish stuff that appears and click 'Save as'. Try that and let me know if it doesn't work. Now that you mention it, though, there should probably be a nice easy button somewhere. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:39, 30 May 2014

I got it, and yes there should be. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:15, 30 May 2014 (UTC)

UnTunes Songs Missing

There are some songs that have mp3 links but the links are not found on uncyclopedia. Do you think you could get them back? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:01, 30 May 2014 (UTC)

I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Could you show me one? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:11, 30 May 2014

Try clicking play mp3: UnTunes:We will mock you! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:51, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

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Sorry to interrupt but is it ok if I modify The Darkness (band) article? I'm sure I can make it a lot funnier!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 06:28, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

Sure, see what you can do. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:39, 31 May 2014

User space

If I edit the Darkness (band) article, will I need to put it into my user space?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 18:37, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

No, you can just work on it in mainspace. (As far as I'm concerned anyway; someone else may have other ideas.) If someone or other decides your edits don't make it funnier, they will revert them. If you don't want that to happen, you can put a copy in your userspace and work on it there or something. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:42, 31 May 2014

Ego boost

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

I would usually say what this award is for, but there is so much that you do for this site and community that I can't possibly begin to list it all. Keep up the good work. --EMC^[TALK]21:12 Jun 1 2014

Aw thanks, you're sweet. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:13, 1 Jun 2014

On another topic, my favorite picture on this website is File:Jesusflipbird.jpg--Ketchup Boss (talk) 02:40, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, it's cool. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:11, 2 Jun 2014

HMC

Hey Llwllwlwlwwl,

I really dig your recent articles. I'd be super happy if you'd participate in HMC. It is exponentially more fun when there are more writers. And if you don't feel so upto it...do consider judging. You have a week to read the articles and give it a score out of 10. And since most of them are featured you're going to end up reading the articles anyways on VFH! So write or judge! Say yes!!!! --00:48, 3 June 2014 (UTC)

I mean this in the nicest way possible but I don't feel up to doing anything right now. Thank you for the offer though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:19, 3 Jun 2014

We will be here when you get back. Don't go too far. J F C 18:22. Jun 3

-agurepusa

I blocked the above as I happened to see him on a vandal spree whilst checking my mail here. I haven't repaired the links but guess you may want to protect some articles from this user if he returns with socks. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:16, 3 June 2014 (UTC)

Pong featured image

Where is that featured pong image?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:51, 6 June 2014 (UTC)

I have no idea what you're talking about. Do consider poking someone else who is actually here, because I'm busy with... er... changing lightbulbs. Trying to figure out how many inactive Uncyclopedia admins it takes to change a lightbulb. yes. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:32, 6 Jun 2014

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~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 7 '14 1:18 (UTC)

I replied to your email. Sorry I made you sad. I will be back. I think. Illogicopedia is an awful lot of fun though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 16:20, 7 Jun 2014

VFD

I read a article on Howard Stern. In my opinion this article is unfunny,and should be VFD.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:06, 9 June 2014 (UTC)

Feel free to nominate it for VFD. There is a box on the VFD page where you can nominate an article. You don't have to ask someone to do it for you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:16, 9 Jun 2014

I added Howard Stern to Quick VFD.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 16:27, 9 June 2014 (UTC)

And I removed it. QVFD is for new articles. VFD is for old articles. It says that right on those pages. Nominate it for VFD, please, not QVFD. Does that make sense yet? If it doesn't, would you kindly talk to another admin, because my patience is getting kind of thin. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:17, 9 Jun 2014

As punishment

hi, am already blocked on the other Uncyclopedia so will use this second chance well. The answer is as punishment, please go ahead. thanks. :) Gabriel Turner (talk) 21:23, 11 June 2014 (UTC)

Can you?

You can... If you want to. Admins can do anything. .. But then this sort of thing happens... Is it right for Satan to remove content from talk pages in Hell? Or for him to control what others have on their own talk page? Like he does currently? This is just one step further... I was actually typing out a nice long message to you about ED and frosty and such. I don't think anyone was insulting or laughing at the the banned user. We were talking about ED. ... As I explained in all the text which was just lost in an edit conflict when you removed text from that page. Are you making a new rule now? If so, please clarify what it is? :P :P :P ... hehe.. I'm not really mad with you. Just playing. I am a little tiny bit offended that you thought I was trying to attack the banned user. I was not. Your judgement was incorrect. That's not how I roll. ... In my opinion. That is why although you can... You possibly should not. Unless you are willing to ban the people who then come and complain to you about you doing this sort of thing, and then you turn into Satan, and we have no users left. J F C 21:31. Jun 11

What? er...argh. fooey. I thought you said I could remove it, so I did. If you think I was wrong, you can put it back...oh wait, you can't. Bother, this is so confusing. Well, as far as I'm concerned, you can put it back. You never did nothing wrong. This is your rule, after all. or non-rule. I didn't make the bread; I'm just delivering it to the customer, so don't blame me for it tasting like second-hand pee. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:36, 11 Jun 2014

Stop accusing me of making up new rules! No rules! ... I tell you, Uncyc was so much simpler when we only had the 2 rules. Now we have the full 3 everything is all over the place I tell you! It's all Aleister's fault... *edit RE "If you think I was wrong, you can put it back,...oh wait, you can't." Why could I not put it back? J F C 21:44. Jun 11

because you're not allowed to revert admins? That wasn't my idea, mind you. I'd happily get rid of that rule if I knew how. Never found it written down anywhere, and it's just a nice loophole we can jump through to feel pretty, when we're actually pure slime garnished with oregano. Something like that. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:48, 11 Jun 2014

IMO users can revert admins on most pages, you might be thinking of VFD and a few other places where it is actually stated that users can't revert admins. J F C 21:53. Jun 11

I was thinking of rumours floating around that users may never revert admins. IRC, block logs, whatnot. Are you saying the rumours are false and I've been misled? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:55, 11 Jun 2014

That's news to me. I was reverted many times as MrN9000. I seldom felt the need to ban those who reverted me. I would use 'words'. Or try to most of the time anyway... J F C 22:00. Jun 11

Well... you're nice. Not everyone is nice. That may or may not explain anything about something. You also dislike rules, whereas I hang on to them as if my wikilife depended on it, because I believe it does. Except that the rocks are just as likely to founder into slime as is the slime to coagulate into rocks, and they are all laughing at you. At me. At all of us who do not understand. With true understanding we would not need rocks. But instead we float blindly in a sea of... where were we going again? Oo, a squirrel. That must be what we were talking about. Aren't we always talking about squirrels? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:06, 11 Jun 2014

Hea! I don't dislike rules. I like Uncyclopedia's 3 rules. It was better with 2, but still... The world needs rules. Sometimes... I have 9 personally. I'm not against rules. Sometimes... I'm against rules which are not well defined, because that opens the door to the (d)evil. Also... Everyone is nice. They just don't realise it. :P J F C 23:09. Jun 11

I'm so nice my brains are falling out. It's not even 'nice' anymore; it's... no, you don't want to know how that sentence ends. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:20, 11 Jun 2014

My dear

Could you please put up a site notice...something to the effect of "last chance to sign up for the Happy Monkey Competition" and link it to the forum? I will name my first adopted Chinese child after you if you do. --ShabiDOO 06:09, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

Wait. Careful. Don't do it. I have just realised something terrible. User:Shabidoo might be... Belgian. Yes. ... Belgian. I can't confirm it, but It's possible that Shabidoo might be Belgian. I believe that Uncyclopedia has had problems with Belgians previously. J F C 06:56. Jun 12

It may appear that I'm Belgian but I'm not. --ShabiDOO 08:14, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

Phew! That's alright then. No problems here then. Obviously my mistake, all is well. ... Oh, did you get my e-mail Shabidoo? I sent it a few horus ago. J F C 08:27. Jun 12

Shabidoo - you do realise that your enthusiasm for writing and getting people to do things involving writing extends to a lot of what amounts to telling admins what to do. There's nothing inherently wrong with that and I know I probably have no right to be pointing it out to you, but it does give me the feeling that you might be better off as an admin yourself. I know you refused it in the past. You have a right to refuse, but I think I also have the right to feel like I'm really tired and depressed and would rather just sleep for a year than fulfil requests by someone who should have agreed to be able to do them anyway. I might put the site notice up sometime but I wanted to get that off my chest. I'm also going to hide behind a history essay now; it's either feel guilty I'm not doing what shabidoo wants, or feel guilty that I'm not getting my 'real' work done. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:17, 12 Jun 2014

Indeed you don't have the right to take out your bad mood and depression on users asking very simple and politely worded requests (my first request to an admin here in weeks). If you are down and need a break then go inactive for a while. I'm sure the users here will understand. --ShabiDOO 00:18, 13 June 2014 (UTC)

It is actually, seriously all my fault. Seriously. J F C 00:52. Jun 13

JFC I swear to god I'm going to start a de-op process for you. Give me three reasons why I shouldn't --ShabiDOO 01:18, 13 June 2014 (UTC)

1. If we get rid of me then we won't have any more me any more. 2. Not everyone actually wants to be me, least of all me. 3. I'm not myself at the moment anyway. 3.5 Strictly speaking you can't actually start a "de-op" process to de-op a person who has no op to de. Which is clearly ridiculous. J F C 01:29. Jun 13

I was not 'taking anything out' on anyone and I apologise if it felt that way. I was pointing out how I felt and I think I have a right to feel that way, particularly since this is by no means the first time you have asked something of me. (Btw, while we're on the subject of rights, none of us have any rights to do anything here at all, so we both of us have no right to be having this conversation.) I did take a break, but I wandered back in. If I choose to hang around the site doing things other than what you want, that's my choice. You shouldn't tell me that I shouldn't be here at all if I don't want to fulfil your requests, which is what you seem to be implying. Anyway, the thing seems to have got done so this is kind of moot.

Since you can't get Jesus deopped, would you fancy starting one for me? Would that satisfy whatever? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:46, 13 Jun 2014

Shabidoo slowly backs away and walks far off into the sunny distance. --ShabiDOO 02:00, 13 June 2014 (UTC)

You know, it just occurred to me that if I were Spike I'd probably have just blocked you by now. I'm not saying this because 'oh you're so lucky I haven't blocked you' but just randomly... because I randomly say things... you know... – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:05, 13 Jun 2014

JFC slowly backs away and walks far off into the sunny distance. J F C 02:39. Jun 13

(edit conflict) Also, I'll give you one thing - asking stuff of admins is much more fun than doing it yourself. I think. When you're expected to do it yourself, you're liable to end up with something like this. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:57, 13 Jun 2014

It's coming for you!

Watch it, guys, Uncyclopedia admins have the Annoyed Potato at their command! Snarglefoop (talk) 03:05, 13 June 2014 (UTC)

Far side of the moon

Thanks for the note about Far side of the moon. Yes, I'm more or less finished with that article for now, so if you would like to put it back up without the construction tag, that would be wonderful. Kalidosa (talk) 08:32, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

JFC left the following note for you on my talk page Kalidosa (talk) 08:36, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

Slovakia is/was another similar (different author) which you might cast your blessing of salvation over Llwy. :) ‎J F C 02:12. Jun 9

Howard Stern

What did you find that was so funny on the Howard Stern article?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 18:47, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

I found the stuff about Godzilla funny. The rest of it I couldn't tell, but I kind of figured there was a point to it and it seemed reasonably coherent and not random. Er... that explain it? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:09, 12 Jun 2014

Music choices

I always wondered what is your favorite songs and tastes in music?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 21:05, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

Classical, pretty much, and anything else I happen to think sounds good which could be anything really. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:24, 14 Jun 2014

Poopsmith's Lounge

Hi, feel being a poopsmith would be useful for me. Can you please fill me on with the application process? Thanks. Gabriel Turner (talk) 00:46, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

I would like to but I'm afraid it may not be a good idea.

I don't know how the 'application process' works. I'm not sure it's my decision to make; it may or may not require a crat, as when I was made a poopsmith in December it was Zombiebaron who put the box on my userpage.
I'm not sure you're quite ready. You've been around about two years but in some ways you're still newish; you have a number of things to learn about how stuff is done and I would like you to get a better feel for stuff before you're a poopsmith. You also have this habit of trying to get yourself blocked (yes, I do see it as a pattern because you were doing it before the fork, and this site and wikia are both Uncyclopedia and all that) and I would rather you not do something like that in the course of shovelling poop... though this concern may well be unfounded.
I think the admins are doing an ok job of things and while help is always appreciated, I don't think we really need to give anyone else a shovel atm.

(Also, when you're leaving the first comment in a thread it shouldn't be indented. Indentation is for replies. People have been blocked in the past for making this mistake but I wouldn't do that; it's a mild annoyance at worst. Still something to keep in mind though.) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:40, 14 Jun 2014

HeHe

That honestly really seriously just made me laugh out loud. HeHe... J F C 19:35. Jun 18

Competition Monkey Happy

Hi! Don't know if anyone explained to you why the full URLs are needed on the scoring page, so here's a link to Shabidoo's explanation. Anton (talk) 06:36, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

'So the links are clickable' is not an explanation, because any old link is clickable if it's a link, but I already understood that the point was to properly link to the articles on both sites. And guess what? I don't care. There is nothing about what I did that prevents it from being copied as-is to Wikia. If some of the links are red, tough cookies; neither site needs or wants to link to the other, and this whole idea of having the competition be across both sites is stupid anyway. Do we really expect ScottPat to be willing to put his articles here, or Zombiebaron to put his articles there? If we do, we shouldn't.

And that aside, there is even less of a reason to randomly link to people's Wikia userpages. Puppy and Smuggler have pages here and the ones that don't can be nice redlinks without hurting a thing. Excess Wikia links are nothing more than spam. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 12:14, 19 Jun 2014

Everything you just said and your edits on the scoring page are petty and childish, and I frankly expect better. Please think about how much this actually matters (Hint: Not at fucking all) before editing a Happy Monkey page again. I think you'll find that throwing accusations and unprovoked mudslinging all over the place is not, in fact, the proper way to run a website. -RA HB 12:41, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

You're probably right. I was kind of thinking that. I'll go away now. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 12:43, 19 Jun 2014

Llwy, just a few things you might want to take into consideration: as many noticed, Shabidoo's competition, and especially the inter-wiki part, boosted the activity on both sites significantly and resulted in as many new articles, that have appeared in two days, as both sites usually achieve in a month period. This is not the only benefit I noticed. Concerning the "neither site needs or wants to link to the other", Spike, whom you and others often criticise of attributing a too important role to Wikia's policies, did nothing to diminish the amount of external links pointing here on the Wikia site. Finally, you went as far as two reverts, which is quite disruptive and is almost a violation of the three-revert rule Wikipedia has.

Please don't take any of this too seriously or close to heart, as I just wanted to explain this to you, so there is no misunderstanding. Anton (talk) 15:26, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

LLwy this is supposed to be a fun inter-wiki tournament. Please leave it alone, don't touch the pages and let us enjoy this. --ShabiDOO 16:46, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

Nothing intelligent to respond... anyway, I never apologised so anyway I'm sorry. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 16:49, 19 Jun 2014

My apologies

for just plopping in the Wikia debate page without checking. I knew it was on VFD in both places, and wanted to at least save a copy of it if someone at Wikia reverts it. Yes, all the stuff you did is better than what's in its place, I just bull-in-China-shoppedit. Aleister 22:25 19=6=14

Happens all the time. No worries. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:33, 21 Jun 2014