User:DavyK17
“That guy has some big eyes.”
“I have seen eyes that shine like the moon, but I have never seen eyes the size of the moon.”
“I didn't see him - ever”
DavyK17 (born Davy Kamanzi on 10 August 1997 in Kenya) is a kid from Rwanda who thinks he's a footballer. As you can probably tell from the quotes you just read, the guy has unbelievably huge eyes.
Having been mistaken for being members of the infamous Tutsi Facebook group, Kamanzi's parents left Rwanda during the genocide, somehow evading the clutches of the neighbouring Fuzzball of Uganda in the process, and eventually settling in Empire of Kenya where Davy was born.
Kamanzi speaks English, French, Kinyarwanda and Swahili, so he probably has a much, much higher chance of getting some foreign pussy than you do. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] If that wasn't awesome enough for you, he is also a badass console gamer, and contrary to typical gamer characteristics does NOT get vaporised when directly exposed to sunlight.
 This User is too Sexy!  If you saw this awesome god-like figure it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from an explosion of extreme sexual desire. , or orgasm, whichever comes first |