User talk:Crocotta1/Archive 3
One ring to rule them all, and in darkness, bind them[edit source]
Sounds like a wedding ring. Oh, "them" means "the other rings". I didn't know that a ring could mary another ring.
Picture the scene: in a wedding, the bride puts the ring on and turns invisible. Sounds marvelous, no more annoying brats! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:32, 17 October 2022 (UTC)
- okay?—
Crocotta1 13:22, 17 October 2022 (UTC)
- Just a random Lord Of The Rings joke. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:07, 17 October 2022 (UTC)
Oh yeah! Have you seen the new series?—
Crocotta1 15:40, 17 October 2022 (UTC)
- What new series? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:47, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
- Uhh? Rings of Power? You live under a rock or something?—Crocotta1 22:51, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
- No, my dad does. He read the books when he was 7 - 9. If he's watched it, kI might be able to watch it. What's the age rating? If it's PEGI 18, I can't watch it yet. Also whats it about? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:44, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
- L10nM4st3r, I watched the TV shows a long time ago, I forgot most of it besides "my precious" and rings. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:08, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
- Correction: ring. No "s". L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:19, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
- Makes sense Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:04, 27 October 2022 (UTC)
- Correction: ring. No "s". L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:19, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
- L10nM4st3r, I watched the TV shows a long time ago, I forgot most of it besides "my precious" and rings. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:08, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
- It takes place before the main series.--Crocotta1 16:56, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
- No, my dad does. He read the books when he was 7 - 9. If he's watched it, kI might be able to watch it. What's the age rating? If it's PEGI 18, I can't watch it yet. Also whats it about? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:44, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
- Uhh? Rings of Power? You live under a rock or something?—
UnSignpost delivery for October 21, 2022[edit source]
By ARandomPage
On October 17, 2022, L10nM4st3r broke his account by idiotically ruining how he views Uncyclopedia by testing (and breaking) his personal CSS file. He informed MrX about it, and the edit was reverted. Unfortunately for everyone involved, L10n then proceeded to completely forget his Uncyclopedia password, forcing him to create a new account, L10nM4st3r (2). He has now in the process of recovered what he can, and Kippy was able to rename him back.
Several users plot to vandalize Wikipedia, but sadly have their plan foiled
By ARandomPage
On October 18, 2022, Microsoft for POTUS started a thread on MrX's talkpage about vandalizing Wikipedia. L10nM4st3r then reported it to a Wikipedian, revealing his true allegiance to about a few people. BraGreMat also joined in the discussion, with a very interesting story about how they changed some template names a little bit and these changes went unnoticed for about two hours, which is pretty impressive once you realize how big Wikipedia and its community is. ARandomPage also left a comment, stating that he'd like to see an overly bureaucratic part of Wikipedia get vandalized. This sparked a small talk between Page and Microsoft about Wikipedia reporting IPs, which ended when they realized that people's IPs won't get reported just because they vandalized a website a little. L10n then stated that he would not hesitate to betray us in Wikipedia territory.
In other news, ARandomPage is a traitor to one of his own kind. Next story...
MrX's talkpage attacked by Svex! Again!
By ARandomPage
In a shocking act of betrayal, the recently-crowned admin known as Svex 88134kg has vandalized the talkpages of several Uncyclopedians, and even made a hate page on BraGreMat! This led to BraGreMat going on the Uncyclopedia Discord, reporting the spammer, and getting no response, leading to ARandomPage's first real finding of a Chat Quote. Once again, this vandal has been temporarily stopped and all their vandalisms deleted, and also I'm out of stuff to write on, so on to our monthly biopic!
Biopic
This biopic is about nonexistent biopics. Nonexistent biopics are very simple to create, as the first and only step of creating one is to
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UnSignpost News ARandomPage finally has a Discord account.
Chat Quote BraGreMat ™:"Apparently this is the worst time to get a response. Noted for future reference"
@ARandomPage: UwU, what’s this?—Crocotta1 22:22, 21 October 2022 (UTC)
- It´s an UnSignpost. Or in other words, literally a wiki newspaper.
10:49, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
SPECIAL Delivery of the UnSignpost for October 23, 2022![edit source]
THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL! Just today, the Main Page has been deleted, and the person who started this deletion is none other than ARandomPage himself! How did this happen? Why did Page cause the deletion of the Main Page? You shall see, once you finish reading this UnSignpost!
This mess started on Discord, with ARandomPage, Cassie, Microsoft for POTUS, Banzaikitten, PF4Eva and JJPMaster. After an innocent discussion between all of them minus PF4 over a video, Banzai's wishes to cause minor inconveniences (which were stopped because Banzai is technically incompetent), and Svex the vandal, ARandomPage brought up the topic of the three pending deletions of the Main Page as per consensus on VFD. Page asked Cassie to delete the Main Page thrice sometime in the future, and Cassie, being Cassie, deleted the Main Page four minutes later. Microsoft then created the Main Page with the word "a", Banzai vandalized the Main Page, JJP declared that she was sad, and Cassie put up a notice saying that the Main Page was being set up. A few minutes later, Cassie had restored the Main Page as if nothing had happened. Peace returned to Uncyclopedia, and everyone got off scot-free... right?
WRONG! Despite the actual Main Page deletion crisis being over, the aftermath was arguably scarier than the real deletion. First, Cassie joke-blocked everyone involved in this discussion for a few minutes. Then, Banzai blocked Cassie for 100 years, as according to them, Cassie had committed the ultimate sacrilege. This caused Page to get mad and demand proper justice by turning himself in as the person who truly deleted the Main Page by telling Cassie to do it, even telling Banzai to give him the death penalty, which they refused. Though Page got a 900-year ban for a few minutes from Banzai, which Page celebrated, Banzai then essentially unblocked Page and went to sleep. Oh, what mess Banzaikitten will wake up to...
That's right, we have a new method of blocking! JJPMaster has invented the "symbolic block", which basically messes up a user's common.js file to deny them access to Uncyclopedia through conventional means. While JJPMaster was symbolically blocking Page, and later on, Banzai, Cassie opened a black hole on Page's userpage. According to JJPMaster herself, "i may have been waiting to "symbolically block" a human person ever since i got this permission".
And there you have it. That's the entire Main Page deletion incident of October 22, 2022. The true culprit of this crime has somehow escaped punishment... for now.
Biopic This is a special edition, I don't have time for this biopic.
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Chat Quote Cass the Ban-Hammer Wielder🔨: I have no choice but to declare thunder on you
Buh—Crocotta1 23:58, 28 October 2022 (UTC)
October 2022[edit source]
Please refrain from introducing lame pages, such as Forum:Last person to edit will have to ABDLsit ADULT Timmy, to Uncyclopedia, especially if they are not in accordance with our policies. For more information about creating articles, please read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you.Template:Z44 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:09, 27 October 2022 (UTC)
If you're really wondering how I did it[edit source]
I used DevTools to find the IDs of everything singificant on the MediaWiki page, then set up some CSS to hide all of it. Then, I copied some of the Discord CSS (coloring, spacing, etc.) onto my fake Discord page's CSS, so that everything relating to MediaWiki is completely hidden from the user, and the page is formatted and spaced exactly like a Discord conversation. A few other people had also worked on Discord (article)/message, so it was easier to include messages already. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:59, 30 October 2022 (UTC)
Weird loli shit, fucking with QVFD[edit source]
Your sanctions don't let you use QVFD. I could be wrong about this, but I feel like this extends to adding a reply and signing it on QVFD.
Now, you are allowed to make one page per day in all namespaces, including user space. That does not mean making three pages, and you can't use talk pages to circumvent the spirit of that rule either.
You also can't hotlink files, like you did over here, to bypass the rule. The file you hotlinked is a meth bottle(?), not adult Timmy's babysitting bottle, so yes you are bypassing the rule.
You also aren't supposed to be editing when you are logged out.
Now I'd like you to turn your attention to Template:Warning banned user/sex, and two rather important highlights:
- "lolicon/shotacon"
- "child sexual abuse material (CSAM)"
I realllly think that Timmy is lolicon, and I would agree with MrX that I would rather not think about Timmy wearing panties "so tight" that you could see his "uncut penis".
Thank you. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:22, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
I will remove your nonsense from my talkpage.[edit source]
Unless some form of discussion sparks around it, I will remove your nonsense from my talkpage. You can, of course, leave actual messages on my talkpage like everyone else can, but if you make a weird symbol sentence or inappropiate sexual comment on my talkpage, I will remove it from there. You've had way more than enough warnings and I think I haven't been harsh enough with you so far. You can do better than this. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:39, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
- Yeah I'm gonna have to agree here. Crocotta, please stop posting weird sexual shit on forums, talk pages, etc. This is not a smut site, nobody wants to ABDLsit adult Timmy. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:20, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
- I *cough* -gree, it *achoo* it is weird. *scratches himself wildly, and coughs out of nose* L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:28, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
- Well, take this from somebody who has had 8 different illnesses at once: don't get 8 different illnesses at once...L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:27, 10 November 2022 (UTC)
- I *cough* -gree, it *achoo* it is weird. *scratches himself wildly, and coughs out of nose* L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:28, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
Why's your screen refresh rate???[edit source]
PS: mine is 89.77 Hz max... And you? 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 19:52, 31 October 2022 (UTC)
- @Le Djibril Express: I don’t give a yiff—Crocotta1
Bruhhhh... 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 10:19, 3 November 2022 (UTC)
- Why does it matter what someone's refresh rate is? (btw mine is 60HZ max (no lesser or better options, bit it is more than enough - I'd be fine with fps of only 30)- dunno bout my kindled though) L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:25, 10 November 2022 (UTC)
Why you are not at 75? 59.94 Hz were bAd. I prefer around 100 Hz (so 99.9, 100 and 100.1 Hz, not 119.88, 120 and 120.12) (Interlaced and/or progressive at any monitors who, the interlaced scanning, was not available or if it was available)... 89.77 were bAAAAAAAAd too but needs 44.885 FPS and for you 29.97. I NEED 49.95, 50 OR 50.05 FPS! (24.975, 25 and 25.025 at ≈ 50 Hz too)!!! >:[ So yours parameters are 50*/59.94*/60*/72.809 (73)/75 at 320x240 to 1920x1080
50, 59.94 and 60: Both interlaced and progressive. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 16:34, 10 November 2022 (UTC) PS: Can i et rude of my fucking crappy english???... (WITH FIRING MY LAZER!!! BLAAAAAAAARGH!!!)
- I got bad hardware. That's all. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:53, 10 November 2022 (UTC)
Holy shit!!! Change your hardware from 4,096.00 €!!! 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 18:57, 10 November 2022 (UTC)
- I wish you could block people on here like facebook, because Djibril is an annoying cunt.—Crocotta1
- @Le Djibril Express: Don't post anything on Crocotta1's talk page again. If there's any issue with her, you can post it on my talk page. MrX blow me
23:43, 10 November 2022 (UTC)
- @Le Djibril Express: Don't post anything on Crocotta1's talk page again. If there's any issue with her, you can post it on my talk page. MrX blow me
- I wish you could block people on here like facebook, because Djibril is an annoying cunt.—
Uh my hardware was annoying too cause of bugs. I have an issue with any things on MIUI 13 with security update (Android 12)... I wish MIUI 14 (Android 13) removes that... So sorry for my annoying/bad things like that... :( That right, huh? 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 08:36, 11 November 2022 (UTC)
2nd time I've explained this to you about QVFD[edit source]
Please stop starting conversations on QVFD unless you absolutely have to. It is not meant to serve as a forum for discussions, it is for obvious delete-on-sight pages, if you think something isn't that then you should almost always bring it up with the person who added it instead of making the page more confusing. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:06, 3 November 2022 (UTC)
- Sorry—Crocotta1 00:08, 3 November 2022 (UTC)
- K it's fine as long as you don't do it again. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:10, 3 November 2022 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Crocotta1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 12:40, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
- Long overdue! (Mostly joking, don't worry) Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 12:40, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
OOps[edit source]
I removed the mature template as I thought it ment.... Actually no, you dont need to know that! xD. Though I agree to 17+ viewers, soooo, sadly, I gotta remove you from my watchlist... for about 25 days... Goodbye! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:11, 1 January 2023 (UTC)
- Btw just joking. What 25 days going to do, huh? Make me suddenly become grown up enough to have my own house or something? I thought that was 18. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:05, 14 January 2023 (UTC)
- And by what I meant, well. Actually I think I got a bit confused there. Unless "mature" means falling in love with some squirrel from a cartoon show. If that is the case, I may never be mature... I dunno about you, but I see cartoon squirrels as... surprise: annoying motherfucker animal pests. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:13, 14 January 2023 (UTC)
- The original Timmy is not a squirrel, the furry version of him is. My Timmy plush has matted spots from when I drooled on him as I slept. Matted/matting is a plushophile term meaning crusty/crusted/crusting—Crocotta1 21:29, 14 January 2023 (UTC)
- Randomly searched my name on the internet and I am apparently 27 years old. (Im talking my first and last name) Lol, so my name is ultra common. Im
sadrelived that my parents have 0 originality to me. Not with my brother though. Or at leaast I doubt it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:15, 15 January 2023 (UTC)- Nobody else in the world with my real name, but my pseudonym “Phoebe Perlman” is an uncommon name, a few results did come up.Crocotta1 01:58, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
- Search for my username. I'm the only one who uses it! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:59, 19 January 2023 (UTC)
- Oh jesus, I made a wikibooks vandal so mad, he wrote insults about me and another user in the comments of a book. That's what you get when you play the "good guy". Totally worth it. And what does he mean "we lost"? We literally won, since he was blocked. What a little git. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 07:10, 19 January 2023 (UTC)
- Search for my username. I'm the only one who uses it! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:59, 19 January 2023 (UTC)
- Nobody else in the world with my real name, but my pseudonym “Phoebe Perlman” is an uncommon name, a few results did come up.
- Randomly searched my name on the internet and I am apparently 27 years old. (Im talking my first and last name) Lol, so my name is ultra common. Im
Blocked (joke)[edit source]
- I wrote the reasons on a pineapple, couldn’t really do the next step, ended up with blood all over the kitchen floor and a trip to the hospital. /jCrocotta1 01:42, 19 January 2023 (UTC)
- @BraGreMat: another side effect of getting blocked has been discovered: hospital trips - because of insanity. Also falling in love to cartoon characters - because of insanity. And: insanity. That's a lot of side-effects of being blocked. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:56, 19 January 2023 (UTC)
- I'm now wondering why blocks aren't listed as dangerous. Somebody should probably add that. 08:56, 19 January 2023 (UTC)
- Crocotta, BraGreMat please view the warnings about, and advice with, Block. Thank you. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:12, 19 January 2023 (UTC)
- I'm now wondering why blocks aren't listed as dangerous. Somebody should probably add that.
- @BraGreMat: another side effect of getting blocked has been discovered: hospital trips - because of insanity. Also falling in love to cartoon characters - because of insanity. And: insanity. That's a lot of side-effects of being blocked. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:56, 19 January 2023 (UTC)
- I wrote the reasons on a pineapple, couldn’t really do the next step, ended up with blood all over the kitchen floor and a trip to the hospital. /j
March 2023[edit source]
Thank you for experimenting with Uncyclopedia. Your image was inserted successfully on the page Birth, but because it appeared to be irrelevant to the article or violated the image use policy, it has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any tests you want to do. Take a look at HTBFANJS if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:00, 1 March 2023 (UTC)
@Willy on wheels: vandalising wasn’t my intention, I was adding onto the page.—Crocotta1 17:00, 1 March 2023 (UTC)
- No one said you were vandalizing that page. 18:59, 1 March 2023 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for March 19, 2023[edit source]
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.
Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month
By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.
Biopic I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.
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FUCKSHIT BALLSACK DEMENTIA SEX[edit source]
I am honoured that you would upload my vandalism onto this website. Also, are you in the discord? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:09, 29 March 2023 (UTC)
No.—Crocotta1 15:25, 29 March 2023 (UTC)
User page stuff[edit source]
Please don’t create user pages for obvious spambots/vandals. It doesn’t help and creates more work for others. Thanks. Cheers. MrX blow me 
14:38, 8 May 2023 (UTC)
- I’ve blocked you until you can demonstrate to me or another admin that you’ve calmed down and won’t do something like this the next time you’re angry. We all get angry, don’t take it out on others. MrX blow me 15:37, 8 May 2023 (UTC)
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Lincoln Loud
@MrX: I’m not okay[edit source]
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I wish you the best. MrX blow me 13:26, 9 May 2023 (UTC)
I’m no what balls[edit source]
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=am is so much an[edit source]
Is the door And I think it’s going to be a good place gameplay okay, I will you take care mate bye now @MrX: no, no, you’re in my ear. And I have Moring tomorrow for me, so.
Nik Simmons[edit source]
Not allowd. I’m sorry
I was sick for an entire week, I’m much better now, I have spoken both to my medical doctor and my therapist.[edit source]
@MrX: What do they mean by VC? Is it voice chat?
“ Someone should VC her on the Discord”
—Crocotta1 16:40, 12 May 2023 (UTC)
- VC is "voice call" or "voice chat" Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:38, 12 May 2023 (UTC)
- @Willy on Wheels: I don’t have Discord, but I do have Pinterest PMs.—Crocotta1 03:10, 13 May 2023 (UTC)
- I'm going to tell MrX about it. I can't do much since i'm not an admin. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:48, 13 May 2023 (UTC)
- @Willy on Wheels: I don’t have Discord, but I do have Pinterest PMs.—
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I'm glad to hear that you're feeling better. Don't worry about Discord or Pinterest. MrX blow me 18:52, 13 May 2023 (UTC)
Aaaaaa @MrX:[edit source]
Quiero una asiático en mi pseudopene tan mala – Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)
- K now I’m removing talk page access. I might allow you to edit your talk page again in a few months. For now, you need to calm down and decide if you actually want to edit here. While most of your edits could be construed as attempts at writing comedy, it’s all been far too cringy. Take care. MrX blow me 17:47, 16 May 2023 (UTC)
Oh dear...[edit source]
Good morning. I have noticed that you have been rampantly socking over the past week or so. We might've unblocked you in a few months, but if you continue to sock, you will be blocked indefinitely. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 10:54, 22 June 2023 (UTC)