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Welcome to the 12 Nights of Potato Day,
The annual-style holiday anybody can invent
37,444 articles about potatoes

From today's featured article

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Did you know...

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  • ...Santa gives children gifts on December 25th so that they have plenty of time to exchange them for potatoes in time for Potato Day?
  • ...all Potato Puns have been declared "pomme de terrible" by Uncyclopedian Court of Root Vegetable Rights? (Pictured)
  • ...eating french fries is plant cruelty?
  • ...it’s pronounced “potato” not “potato”?
  • ...the square root of negative potato is equal to i?
  • ..."potatoes" is an anagram of "ape toots"?
  • ...the first Potato Day was celebrated almost 300 years before the the Jews invented Hanukkah?
  • ...McDonald's commits frequent plant cruelty?

In the news

California violates civil rights
Gov. Gavin Newsom and a massive potato
  • Tech magnate Johnny Spooky bends to employee demands, gives them a full hour for Christmas vacation rather than the 15 minutes originally mandated
  • Gov. Gavin Newsom declares California can have potatoes instead of COVID vaccine (Pictured)
  • Lizzo sparks body debate with 10-day potato diet
  • Ex-president-elect Donald Trump sues a potato for election fraud

On this day

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Picture of the day

Adobe Potatochop CS
 Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software.

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A Potato Day Carol

Scroll down to sing along with Potato Pete
 On the first night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

An iPod that was totally free.

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On the second night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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On the third night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

•

AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA
 On the fourth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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On the fifth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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On the sixth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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On the seventh night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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A grue.
 On the eigth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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On the nineth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Nine Russians dancing,
Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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On the tenth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:
Ten losers gaming,
Nine Russians dancing,
Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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One of the stoners.
 On the eleventh night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Eleven stoners smoking,
Ten losers gaming,
Nine Russians dancing,
Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.

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On the twelfth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Twelve steps of failing,
Eleven stoners smoking,
Ten losers gaming,
Nine Russians dancing,
Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,

And an iPod that was totally free.

Other areas of Potato Day

Sister holidays

The 12 Nights of Potato Day is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other Potato Day projects as well as some foreign language holidays to various deities.
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