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Did you know...

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  • ...Santa gives children gifts on December 25th so that they have plenty of time to exchange them for potatoes in time for Potato Day?
  • ...all Potato Puns have been declared "pomme de terrible" by Uncyclopedian Court of Root Vegetable Rights? (Pictured)
  • ...eating french fries is plant cruelty?
  • ...it’s pronounced “potato” not “potato”?
  • ...the square root of negative potato is equal to i?
  • ..."potatoes" is an anagram of "ape toots"?
  • ...the first Potato Day was celebrated almost 300 years before the the Jews invented Hanukkah?
  • ...McDonald's commits frequent plant cruelty?

In the news

California violates civil rights
Gov. Gavin Newsom and a massive potato
  • Tech magnate Johnny Spooky bends to employee demands, gives them a full hour for Christmas vacation rather than the 15 minutes originally mandated
  • Gov. Gavin Newsom declares California can have potatoes instead of COVID vaccine (Pictured)
  • Lizzo sparks body debate with 10-day potato diet
  • Ex-president-elect Donald Trump sues a potato for election fraud

On this day

Picture of the day

Adobe Potatochop CS
Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software.

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A Potato Day Carol

Scroll down to sing along with Potato Pete
On the first night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

An iPod that was totally free.


On the second night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


On the third night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA
On the fourth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


On the fifth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


On the sixth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


On the seventh night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


A grue.
On the eigth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


On the nineth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Nine Russians dancing,
Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


On the tenth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:
Ten losers gaming,
Nine Russians dancing,
Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


One of the stoners.
On the eleventh night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Eleven stoners smoking,
Ten losers gaming,
Nine Russians dancing,
Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,
And an iPod that was totally free.


On the twelfth night of Potato Day, Oscar Wilde gave to me:

Twelve steps of failing,
Eleven stoners smoking,
Ten losers gaming,
Nine Russians dancing,
Eight grues a-eating,
Seven holes of glory,
Six hens named Ty,
Five flopping dildos,
AAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA,
Three unhuffed kittens,
Two cows a-mooing,

And an iPod that was totally free.

Other areas of Potato Day

Sister holidays

The 12 Nights of Potato Day is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other Potato Day projects as well as some foreign language holidays to various deities.