Uncyclopedia:Requests for expansion
Almost every article in Uncyclopedia could do with some expansion - the aim of Uncyclopedia is to have every article at featured status. This page is for listing those articles of any length for which there is a specific request or longer (non-stub) articles which are still embarrassingly short or insufficient for an encyclopedia of the stature to which Uncyclopedia aspires.
More specifically, however, it is used to encourage improving "problem" articles created through UN:REQ and, if necessary, preserving formerly requested articles deleted due to monthly maintenance, voted for deletion, or during a site-wide cleanup event such as Forest Fire Week.
Articles to list here:
- Stubs - Articles that are very short. These should be tagged with {{stub}}, or a topic-specific stub tag. Since stubs by definition are tagged as being too short for their subject, the use of the {{expand}} tag on stubs should always be accompanied by a detailed explanation of what needs to be done.
- Longer articles that still need expansion. Be sure to tag these {{expand}} when you nominate them.
Articles not to list here:
- Articles only needing an image - Use Requested images instead.
- Articles that do not yet exist - Use Uncyclopedia:Requested articles instead.
- Articles that need fixing - Use Uncyclopedia:Maintenance instead.
Cleanup needed[edit source]
Please help remove listings which have already been expanded. To determine this, you can check the article's history tab. Compare the length of the article from when the request was posted here to its current length. If there was a request for expansion of a particular point, see if this was done. Articles that have been expanded should have the {{expand}} tag removed from the talk page.
In order to prevent this page from getting too long, requests older than six months should be removed from this page entirely. When doing so, please move the comment accompanying the request from this page to the article's talk page, and make sure it is tagged {{expand}}. This ensures that the article will continue to be featured on the opentask list and Category:Articles to be expanded until it is eventually expanded.
Urgent[edit source]
For the most urgently needed article expansions, it may make sense in addition to listing the article here to find the project page of an appropriate Uncyclopedia:UnProject (e.g. Uncyclopedia:Collaboratory) or ask for help from a particular editor who has made contributions in that field before.
2011[edit source]
Please place new requests at the top of the appropriate list and make the article link bold. Please remember to sign with four tildes (~~~~).
December[edit source]
- International Velociraptor Attack Week, moved to User:LemmingLord/International Velociraptor Attack Week
- User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Incontinence (philosophy)
October[edit source]
September[edit source]
- Uglo-Americans, moved to User:DJ Mixerr/Uglo-Americans
- Love Hina, moved to User:DJ Mixerr/Love Hina
August[edit source]
- Education for the deaf, moved to User:Blind Pugh/Education for the deaf
- Speed reading, moved to User:SilentScreaming/Speed reading
- Double negative, moved to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Double negative
- Hubert J. Farnsworth, moved to User:Tynezc/Hubert J. Farnsworth
July[edit source]
- Original sin, moved to User:JSF99/Original sin
- Ralph Waldo Emerson, moved to User:Boris Anderson/Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Cool Spot, moved to User:Twb11-11/Cool Spot
- Chitterlings, moved to User:Shadowsnacker/Chitterlings
- Analyze That, moved to User:LonelyMetsFan/Analyze That
- 99th Red Balloon Infantry, moved to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/99th Red Balloon Infantry
- Getting Old, moved to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Getting Old
- Sex-Box, moved to User:ShizzleMacDaddy/Sex-Box
- West Bollocks Albion, moved to User:AlbinoNeutrino/West Bollocks Albion
- Launchpad McQuack, moved to User:Crablogger/Launchpad McQuack
- Ray William Johnson, moved to User:Clone Trooper 2000/Ray William Johnson
- HowTo:Find Heaven, moved to User:Engl1shman/HowTo:Find Heaven
- Togo, moved to User:No, yuo/Togo
- Electronic Arts, moved to User:DragonAtma/Electronic Arts
- Great Apple Massacre, moved to User:Don José/Great Apple Massacre
- Chimpanzee Grudgematch, moved to User:Goatman chris/Chimpanzee Grudgematch
- James Madison, moved to User:Ben Grimm/James Madison
- United Spades of Amerika, moved to User:SilentConsole/United Spades of Amerika
- House of Reprehensibles, moved to User:Bizzeebeever/Articles/House of Reprehensibles
- Blue Elmo, moved to User:Chrissy/Blue Elmo
- Guns versus butter model, moved to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Guns versus butter model
- Queens of the Stone Age, moved to User:Thekillerfroggy/Queens of the Stone Age
- HowTo:Make someone a god, moved to User:RBnumber/HowTo:Make someone a god
- Crab sorcerer, moved to User:Cainad/Crab sorcerer
- PunkBuster, moved to User:Maniac1075/PunkBuster
- Bobby Heenan, moved to User:Maniac1075/Bobby Heenan
- Gobbledegooker, moved to User:Maniac1075/Gobbledegooker
- Wallace and Gromit, moved to User:Celestialcat/Wallace and Gromit
- Shawn Michaels, moved to User:Maniac1075/Shawn Michaels
- Simple English Uncyclopedia, moved to User:Happytimes/Simple English Uncyclopedia
- Canadians with swords, moved to User:Horace Donald Westenchester/Canadians with swords
- Nas, moved to User:PurpleCasket/Nas
- Netflix, moved to User:PurpleCasket/Netflix
- Super Mario Galaxy, moved to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Super Mario Galaxy
- Skull-Fucking, moved to User:Vinkonamin/Skull-Fucking
- Pavel Chekov, moved to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Pavel Chekov
- Johnny Appleseed, moved to User:Turnip/Johnny Appleseed
- Bohemian Rhapsody, moved to User:Otnip68647/Bohemian Rhapsody
- British Legion, moved to User:Andrewfinn/British Legion
- Juno, moved to User:Jcameronfan123/Juno
- Roald Amundsen, moved to User:DJ Mixerr/Roald Amundsen
June[edit source]
- Bodyguard, moved to User:Warmonger256/Bodyguard
- HowTo:Pass Go and Collect $200, moved to User:Snarky/HowTo:Pass Go and Collect $200
- HowTo:Live Forever, moved to User:Gamma287/HowTo:Live Forever
- Garbage man, moved to User:Airhogs777/Garbage man
May[edit source]
- Carrie Underwood, moved to User:Roman Dog Bird/Carrie Underwood
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, moved to User:Mr. Briggs Inc./The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
March[edit source]
- Underground Freezer of Doom, moved to User:Iamthetiger/Underground Freezer of Doom
- Wikipedian Liberal Agenda, moved to User:Gamma287/Wikipedian Liberal Agenda
- Adam Lambert, moved to User:Gamma287/Adam Lambert
February[edit source]
- Grabbed by the Ghoulies, moved to User:Almoshowers/Grabbed by the Ghoulies
- Granada, moved to User:Bob the Wikipedian/Granada
2010[edit source]
December[edit source]
- List of characters in The Simpsons, moved to User:Evilgidgit/List of characters in The Simpsons
- Rad Racer, moved to User:Gaberou/Rad Racer
November[edit source]
- Rolling Stone, moved to User:Zombiebaron/wip/Rolling Stone
- Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, moved to User:DrObvious/Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
October[edit source]
- R. Kelly, moved to User:Happytimes/R. Kelly
- Buffalo, New York, moved to User:Guildensternenstein/Buffalo, New York
- Battle of Yorktown, moved to User:Valdimir/Battle of Yorktown
- Mega Man versus Rock Man, moved to User:Clevelandsteamer1/Mega Man versus Rock Man
- Neo Geo, moved to User:S3ahawk/Neo Geo
September[edit source]
- Andromeda Strain, moved to User:Phaserjunkie/Andromeda Strain
- Neko Case, moved to User:Thatdamnedfollowspot/Tech Week/Neko Case
- Newton v. Leibniz, moved to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Newton v. Leibniz
- Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, moved to User:S3ahawk/Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?
- Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, moved to User:S3ahawk/Why?:Punt Various Small Animals
- Why?:Use Ad Hominem, moved to User:S3ahawk/Why?:Use Ad Hominem
August[edit source]
- The Flying Dutchman, moved to User:Evil-Santa/The Flying Dutchman
- Bazooka, moved to User:Lordarcadian/Bazooka
July[edit source]
- HowTo:Stay Alive In a Frozen Wasteland, moved to User:Lordarcadian/HowTo:Stay Alive In a Frozen Wasteland
- HowTo:Screw in a Lightbulb, moved to User:Lordarcadian/HowTo:Screw in a Lightbulb
- White Castle, moved to User:Lordarcadian/White Castle
- Christopher Nolan, moved to User:Jcameronfan123/Christopher Nolan
- Brandenburg Gate, moved to User:Ahadwick/Brandenburg Gate
June[edit source]
- Communist Party of the United States of America, moved to User:Elmahnken/Communist Party of the United States of America
- Boulevard of Broken Dreams, moved to User:Megadeth333/Boulevard of Broken Dreams
April[edit source]
- Tangerine, moved to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Tangerine
- Yavin 4, moved to User:Gr33nmag1k/Yavin 4
- Elim Garak, started at User:Black flamingo11/garak
March[edit source]
- WET, moved to User:KrisSpoopballs/WET
- War pigeon, moved to User:Jollybaron/War pigeon
February[edit source]
- Sandra Day O'Connor, moved to User:Landoctopus/Sandra Day O'Connor
- Omar Simpson, moved to User:El legend/Omar Simpson
- Leprechaun in the Hood, moved to User:LonelyMetsFan/Leprechaun in the Hood
January[edit source]
- Thomas Shithead, moved to User:Hugorudd/Thomas Shithead
- Mork and Mindy, moved to User:MrCleveland/Mork and Mindy
2009[edit source]
December[edit source]
- F-Troop, moved to User:MrCleveland/F-Troop
- Aircraft carrier, moved to User:Spaluch/Aircraft carrier
August[edit source]
2008[edit source]
April[edit source]
2007[edit source]
November[edit source]
- Gradius, see User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Gradius
- Wikipedia is not Wikipedia, see User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Wikipedia is not Wikipedia