QuickVFD

Welcome to QVFD!

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]

• If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept: (Stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages)

• Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
• Check Special:NewPages, a lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
• Check Special:RecentChanges, especially the edits with the ! unpatrolled symbol.

QVFD articles

Floppyisntdead (redirect) (delete) — no
Frog family — my article. not funny and uninterested in developing
File:Big ass.jpeg — Unused not-quite NSFL image
Jane Doe — Is this an in-joke? (Hey Soviet, that page is a redirect to John Doe, which actually makes sense, because John and Jane doe are placeholder names. - gerg)
Škoda_Q-Cars — The final holdup of AI... surrender, losers!
File:Ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif — ok I'm done with it, BURN IT!
FloppyIsntDead — too short for tag moved to userspace -gerg
Yuurienjoyer22 — You're supposed to be making this in your userspaces, making this in the mainspace is considered "vanity". moved to userspace -turb0
File:Forgive_english.jpg — unused
A bottle of ketchup — it sure does
Poshfoihsdfoisahdfoipashdflihsdjfhsljdfhajsfhjsalfhkasjfhsalkjdfhasjkdfh98wecfjiefje9ifj9fh98cefnh9fh029f8hc289e4fh29847ey8073r87431791389w7834897230943 (redirect) (delete) — 
Vegtables — this made me chuckle about how SHITTY it is
File:Enjoy_premium_cannabis_vaping.jpg — yeah
User:MK/Eevee — moved to mainspace, OBLITERATE this useless page!!!
HowTo:Drive_and_maintain_car_from_Eastern_Bloc (redirect) (delete) — these are ALL broken redirects
How_to_drive_and_maintain_car_from_Eastern_Bloc (redirect) (delete) — 
Trump_dance (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Arturo_Puente_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Arturo_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Marco_Zozaya (redirect) (delete) — 
Cinquain (redirect) (delete) — 
DOGE (redirect) (delete) — 
Autoshite (redirect) (delete) — 
Trash_recursion — waaay too short
Stright_Razor — reason to op Turb0 #40 billion: this would be deleted by now
Uncyclopedia:Hall_of_Shame/L10nM4st3r — nuh uh
User:Fish on skates/PIE!!! — cleaning out my userspace
User:Fish on skates/Specific Ocean — cleaning out my userspace
User:Fish on skates/Akiyama Mizuki — cleaning out my userspace
Heinz-Wolfgang Schnaufer ??????? -alula
Uncyclopedia:Moccasin snake (redirect) (delete) — madness? this is uncyclopedia
User:Moccasin snake (redirect) (delete) — lol. lmao, even
Zedinjena — Papers English please ICU'd by someone else (don't remember who) -alula
Marco Arturo — Vanity and patented nonsense 
File:Hemel_Hempstead_fuel_explosion_map.jpg — exists on commons under same name
Stepan_Bandera — Tell me this isn't a copy-pasted Wikipedia article Alright, it seems he took eighty percent of the page away. still sucks.
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox — Testing
User:Turb0-Sunrise/sandbox — Testing, do not delete
Sombr — who the hell is this
File:BorisZapsCailloyu.jpg — unused file
Circumference — shorter than fisher price
User:Gammakid999/random story i made & User talk:Gammakid999/random story i made — author request
Template:User skype — this is unused, actually
User:Turb0-Sunrise/GOPATS — i don't care WHAT this breaks but i do -alula
User talk:EkoFan — what the fuck is this
User:Gergdown/Taylor Swift's "psy-op" AI proofs — Comedic timing
User:Fish on skates/lockout.js — never mind
File:Rainbow trout.png — exists on Commons under the same name
I Can't Believe It's Butter — I can't believe this article exists
Looksmaxing — i'm going to treat this article like shit then
🐢 — Turtle
Template:Sigh — [insert Queen song about eating common household dirt]
Template:SM — Too underused to deserve a renaming
Template:Sup — Ready to be burniated
UnGames:The Helen Keller Experience — This Uncyclopedia game is useless; it’s just a black screen. that's the point -alula
June 7th — more shit to mop up. i clog up QVFD too much. i should be admin.
File:He do be plush.png — more cruft
File:Yo mother.png — cruft also also used -alula
File:Yo mother so fat .png — cruft also used -alula
File:Wowzers, its him.jpg — stop
File:How cute, universe destroyer.jpg — no
File:Its awful, make it stop.jpg — you too used -alula
File:123 saturn for me.jpg — enough
Mr saturn — what da fuck is dis shit ICU'd -alula
If you QVFD this page you get seven years of bad luck — i'm not superstitious
P.diddy — more ipcruft. what is with brainrot faggots and their retarded 67 Diddy Joffrey Epstein memes flooding this holy website?  Deleted, then turned into a redirect -OPOSSUM
Template:Image — Unused Jabberwock Newstyle template with generic name
User:Gergdown/GCL — You know what? Burn the lab. Kill it. Execute it. Delete all its subpages. If something goes horrendously wrong, let me know.
Template:WikiTemplateCreator — Wikicreator2562 template that didn't get deleted for some reason
User:Turb0-Sunrise/Turb0pedia/rigu05 — delete pweeze??? :3
The Vatican, Inc. — ip cruft
User:Fish on skates/Graffiti zone — Broken redirect it isn't? -dani
User:Teh Epik Duck's testing account (redirect) (delete) — Author request
User:Teh Epik Duck/redwarnConfig.js — Author request
User:Teh Epik Duck/common.js — Author request
User:Teh Epik Duck/List of slurs — Author request
User:Teh Epik Duck/sandbox — Author request
User:Teh Epik Duck/Graffiti zone — Author request; i thought this would be a fun page but then i thought: "Does this have any purpose other than letting everyone artificially inflate their edit count?"
User talk:Teh Epik Duck/Editnotice — Author request
User:Teh Epik Duck — Author request
User talk:Teh Epik Duck — Author request
Cool Biggie Cheese Facts — too short. maybe an ICU but don't hope
User:Gergdown/iwasheretemplates — Useless - gerg
User:Turb0-Sunrise/test — mission failed
Uncyclopedia (Non Biased) — no
Talk:UnGuides:Being an American Television Producer (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect
668 (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect
Category:Recursive categories — redundant with category:self-including categories
UnGames:Turn/exit — Remnant of deleted game
UnGames:Turn/cut table — Remnant of deleted game
UserːThe magic SCHOOL bus/remote/off accidentally created redirect 
UnNews:Violence Against Women Surges in UK as Government Declares Martial Law — this guy again
Invasion of Ústí nad Labem — Invade my butthole, this talks 10 seconds to load on my computer
File:Glowyspacedildo.jpg — Unused file
Category:Pictures with a glowing green dong in them (redirect) (delete) — fuck the category was moved back -alula
User:Gergdown/SchizoJavaScript — Unused
Dentists — Merged no need to delete; redirected. -dani
2025 Hudson River helicopter crash — It's not very funny, seems like filler content VFD it then -alula
File:Smegollums.gif — I made a better one. The fade out is nice but, nah, I made a better one.
User:Fish on skates/UW — I don't need this anymore

DPL based list

Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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