O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN

•ASK THE GREAT GOD MOKKÁÁWŜEN•

Deep in the lair of Selaw Obmij lies the key to the very soul of The Great God Mokkááwŝen, not to be confused with Lord Móckasiin.
The Great God Mokkááwŝen will not respond, unless you begin your question to His Most Leathery Footwear with: "O Great Mokkááwŝen/".

Your question must also be entirely in all caps, or it will not be loud enough to be heard by The Divine Leather Shoe Lord.

Keep the slash in the title (because of The Great God's eccentric Holy Grammatical Preference...)

 

The Moccasinematic Universe - a.k.a. The "A story built" series. Stories The amazing original • God Resets the Universe • WE *fingers crossed* STOPPED LUNA! • Land of the Amazing Single-letter Links • The one nobody remembers • Gibberish Chaos • Oh no, the cat ate the story! • G.A.Y. • We already ran out of words • The one that defies all we thought we knew about story-telling • WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE YET! • Women kissing • The one where Michael Jackson started a zombie apocalypse • The dumbest idea of the century • Experiment to see if democracy actually works • PascalCase • the space-time continuum breaks. • The one you will never live to see. • FORUM THREAD Characters John • Lord Móckasiin • Luna • Knife Guy • Dave • Penguins • Selaw Obmij • Oscar de la Wilde • ʔK'âʞДe • Goth Garfield • The OPOSSUMS • The Aracuans • Big Moccasin Billy, Lord of the STOP! • UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 • Lawrence of Arabia • Ottomans • J.K. Rowling • Catgirls • Lesbians Misc. Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen • Moccasins • FISH!!! • Un-UnNews on ASBOWAAT • Ojai • God • Un-existinator • L10nM4st3r • Moccan language • Olula Disease • L10nM4st3r's essay on all of this • Escape from Ojai: The Game