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I'm noticing that we're getting about half the activity that we were getting this time last year. Articles are being featured at 11 votes instead of 20; the Top Article of June has an unprecedented low score of +6, and it's already July 8.

So the obvious question is: who do we blame? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

I'd blame the summer, but the weather's been unadulteratedly shitty. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:58, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Quite frankly, this summer is kinda boring. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 18:46, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
...frank stallone? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I think I had some features in July of last year with +12 or so. Also, not enough people have absolutely nothing to do at work like me. Plus my girlfriend is in Cincinnati for the entire summer, so everyone else needs to have their girlfriends loved ones tube socks go far away too. We need more people to dick around for half the day the whole day. With all of my time spent on here throughout the day, I do have to agree with Hype though. Not nearly as many vandals anymore, except for the stupid repeat offenders. And this place seems to be almost dead from Friday Night - Monday afternoon. Will you all stop having lives on the weekend?! I'm bored. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

STATS TIME!

Year High Low
Uncyclopedia:Top10_09/Apr 19 2
Uncyclopedia:Top10_08/Apr 9 0
Uncyclopedia:Top10_07/Apr 13 0

As you can see, activity has actually increased since this time last year. The top article of June has a low score right now because voting doesn't end for a week. Looking at VFH from around the time I first showed up, it looks like we got lots more votes around the summer of '07. That's my take, anyway. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:25, Jul 8

So what you are saying is that basically everything was fine until I turned up? To be honest I have noticed a reduction in forums similar to this one so maybe we are slacking? I don't know, I look around the wiki generally and I think it's improving well.  :) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:31, Jul 8
BUT I'M BORED! Why can't everyone else dick around on here for the whole day too? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:35, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey, Ty Cobb! Your mother's black! --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:37, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm sorry. The site slowdown, whether in reality or just perception, is all my fault. I farted. Next time, I'll log off and go outside first. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:00, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, last year hella sucked. 2007 is the year to beat. Plenty of the site's most fantastic, awesome users joined around then. And Ljlego. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:28, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Who? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:34, Jul 8
I've never heard of any of that guy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:06, 9 Jul