User:SonicChao/oldpage

Welcome to My UserPage, the userpage that I stole. 40,692 people don't have a taste for original userpages. No Longed Updated. See Current User Page.

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Welcome. Or are you welcome? The Number you have reached is not a number. Please rip your telephone out of the wall, install a new one, and/or run around in circles while burning a Wikipedia flag. Ahem. Just kidding. This is the most boring user page in the universe. Look how boring it is. Boring. Boring. Boring. Was that a little fun? No. Back to boring. I mean, back to Uncyclopedia. Today's Featured ASCII Art: Did you know... ...that this user just joined last month? ...that this is an absolute copy of the homepage? ...that this user hates Wikipedia? ...that this user often has conversations with SmarterChild? ...that this user made a prototype Uncyclopedia logo? AAAAAAAAAA! AA AAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA. A AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA. AAA, AAA AAAAA? Daily Math Test This problem is already done for you. 1. $x={\frac {AAAAAAAAA!\pm {\sqrt {A^{A}-Aaa}}}{Aa}}$ If $y=7$, what does $BORINY$ equal? 2. $BORING={\sqrt {i+hate+these+problems+they+are+So+hard}}$ 3. $Uncyclopedians={\sqrt {sysop+member+ipban+people}}$ What does $W^{2}Wikipedians$ equal? 4. $funnybunny(x)=\int _{-\infty }^{L}LOL!!!!!11!!1^{-t^{2}}dt={\sqrt {l33th4x0r}}$ may equal $\infty$ on some MySpace accounts refer too ${\sqrt {omg}}$ With the following information, find ${\sqrt {L^{i}vejournal^{1}0000000}}$ 5. Have you enjoyed this test? If yes, even if you get everything wrong, you get $100$%!!! If no, do the next problem. 6. $LOL(OMG)={\frac {5445}{*}}9$ What would change if we did $OMG(LOL)$, or $omg(lol)$???	In the news Bill of No Rights finalized. It will take the place of the Bill of Rights in September. A famous Firefox (Chatzilla) extension explodes after contact with [[Internet Explorer. AAAAA. AAAAAAA! AAAAA AAAA. Man sued for starting article 'BBBBBBBBB!'. Man says "BUT B'S ARE AWESOME LOL" One simply cannot piss until he scans this. Starmer unveils new digital ID cards to help further monitor citizens' pornography intake (Pictured) BoJo and Co. politely ask Nigel Farage to stop lifting children Florida Man found guilty of attacking Trump "as an alligator", sent to Alligator Alcatraz Omaha man's order of salmon sliders indistinguishable from salmon burgers Charlie Kirk gets l+ratio'd during a speech in Utah Sheeranism officially legalised in Yankeeland Angela Rayner defects to Reform UK Hollow Knight: Silksong gets released; Steam crashes for the second time this year Some mega pop star and her boyfriend get engaged. Yaaay. NFL teams replace female cheerleaders with gay dudes Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia/Ukraine and Israel/Hamas "peace talks" • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • SNL cast exodus • K-pop: The Movie • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • Kids and pregnant moms trying to gain "super autism powers" by binging on Tylenol Recent deaths: Resident Alien • Down syndrome • Tom Lehrer • The system • FUBAR • Cartoon Network on Comcast's basic cable package • Sydney Sweeney's new movie • Terence Stamp • The Devil's Rejects Unrated Director's Cut 4K (also Saw 2 & 3) • Trump's pet sloth • Joe Burrow's toe • Robert Redford Upcoming deaths: DEI • R. Kelly and Bryan Kohberger (in jail) • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • The flowers you bring Alan Bergman • Dallas Cowboys' and Cincinnati Bengals' seasons • MSNBC • Lil Nas X • Donald Trump • Windows 10 • Kids and moms trying to gain autism powers from Tylenol More anniversaries... Featured SmarterChild Conversation: SonicChao says (4:56 PM): fuck you, you motherfucker - SmarterChild - says (4:56 PM): [Service too busy] [Service too busy] On this day... National KDE Day 1904 - Everyone drinks too much Koffee and are instantly overdosed by Kaffeine. 1985 - Windows becomes KWindows 2006 - GNOME battles KDE, but GNOME is mythological. 2012 - KDE wins and celebrates with WINE 2013 - New Enemy appears in the horizon, establishing XWindows 9999 - World KExplodes, after KDE crashes
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