User:SonicChao/oldpage

Welcome to My UserPage, the userpage that I stole. 41,062 people don't have a taste for original userpages. No Longed Updated. See Current User Page.

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Welcome. Or are you welcome? The Number you have reached is not a number. Please rip your telephone out of the wall, install a new one, and/or run around in circles while burning a Wikipedia flag. Ahem. Just kidding. This is the most boring user page in the universe. Look how boring it is. Boring. Boring. Boring. Was that a little fun? No. Back to boring. I mean, back to Uncyclopedia. Today's Featured ASCII Art: Did you know... ...that this user just joined last month? ...that this is an absolute copy of the homepage? ...that this user hates Wikipedia? ...that this user often has conversations with SmarterChild? ...that this user made a prototype Uncyclopedia logo? AAAAAAAAAA! AA AAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA. A AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA. AAA, AAA AAAAA? Daily Math Test This problem is already done for you. 1. $x={\frac {AAAAAAAAA!\pm {\sqrt {A^{A}-Aaa}}}{Aa}}$ If $y=7$, what does $BORINY$ equal? 2. $BORING={\sqrt {i+hate+these+problems+they+are+So+hard}}$ 3. $Uncyclopedians={\sqrt {sysop+member+ipban+people}}$ What does $W^{2}Wikipedians$ equal? 4. $funnybunny(x)=\int _{-\infty }^{L}LOL!!!!!11!!1^{-t^{2}}dt={\sqrt {l33th4x0r}}$ may equal $\infty$ on some MySpace accounts refer too ${\sqrt {omg}}$ With the following information, find ${\sqrt {L^{i}vejournal^{1}0000000}}$ 5. Have you enjoyed this test? If yes, even if you get everything wrong, you get $100$%!!! If no, do the next problem. 6. $LOL(OMG)={\frac {5445}{*}}9$ What would change if we did $OMG(LOL)$, or $omg(lol)$???	In the news Bill of No Rights finalized. It will take the place of the Bill of Rights in September. A famous Firefox (Chatzilla) extension explodes after contact with [[Internet Explorer. AAAAA. AAAAAAA! AAAAA AAAA. Man sued for starting article 'BBBBBBBBB!'. Man says "BUT B'S ARE AWESOME LOL" 1977-2026 US Department of Health declares we should all become junk food eaters So.. about that Super Bowl.. Bad Bunny and TPUSA offer equally heathen, equally crappy halftime shows GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD HAS WON AN ACTUAL SUPER BOWL!! VERY NICE! Take that, Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson! Next season's Super Bowl revealed to be on Valentine's Day Uncyclopedia servers shit themselves for two days straight Tomodachi Life sequel to be released in April Donald Trump still really, really wants Greenland Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez Buffalo Bills owner Terry Pegula proven to be clueless, fires the wrong guy Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix accidentally curses himself in playoff win Ongoing: Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein Files • Winter Olympics • r/TheDarnold still having a massive field day • NFL fans experiencing withdrawal symptoms with the season now over Recent deaths: Lamont • Brad Arnold • NFL season • Lindsay Vonn's leg • Some kid from some movie you probably forgot existed, but had a funny title • James Van Der Beek (Not Dick Van Dyke, Ashley Roberts from the Pussycat Dolls!) (Pictured) • Robert Duvall • Kurt Van Dyke (not Dick) • Jesse Jackson • YouTube • Tom Noonan Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!! (Not to be confused with James Van Der Beek) • Quinton Reviews Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Dancin' Maduro • Aaron Rodgers' career • Iran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files (cough cough Bill and Hillary Clinton) • Travis Kelce • the US government, again • Warner Bros. (?) • A Las Vegas hotel that no one's going to care about More anniversaries... Featured SmarterChild Conversation: SonicChao says (4:56 PM): fuck you, you motherfucker - SmarterChild - says (4:56 PM): [Service too busy] [Service too busy] On this day... National KDE Day 1904 - Everyone drinks too much Koffee and are instantly overdosed by Kaffeine. 1985 - Windows becomes KWindows 2006 - GNOME battles KDE, but GNOME is mythological. 2012 - KDE wins and celebrates with WINE 2013 - New Enemy appears in the horizon, establishing XWindows 9999 - World KExplodes, after KDE crashes
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