User:SonicChao/oldpage

Welcome to My UserPage, the userpage that I stole. 37,627 people don't have a taste for original userpages. No Longed Updated. See Current User Page.

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Welcome. Or are you welcome? The Number you have reached is not a number. Please rip your telephone out of the wall, install a new one, and/or run around in circles while burning a Wikipedia flag. Ahem. Just kidding. This is the most boring user page in the universe. Look how boring it is. Boring. Boring. Boring. Was that a little fun? No. Back to boring. I mean, back to Uncyclopedia. Today's Featured ASCII Art: Did you know... ...that this user just joined last month? ...that this is an absolute copy of the homepage? ...that this user hates Wikipedia? ...that this user often has conversations with SmarterChild? ...that this user made a prototype Uncyclopedia logo? AAAAAAAAAA! AA AAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA. A AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA. AAA, AAA AAAAA? Daily Math Test This problem is already done for you. 1. $x={\frac {AAAAAAAAA!\pm {\sqrt {A^{A}-Aaa}}}{Aa}}$ If $y=7$, what does $BORINY$ equal? 2. $BORING={\sqrt {i+hate+these+problems+they+are+So+hard}}$ 3. $Uncyclopedians={\sqrt {sysop+member+ipban+people}}$ What does $W^{2}Wikipedians$ equal? 4. $funnybunny(x)=\int _{-\infty }^{L}LOL!!!!!11!!1^{-t^{2}}dt={\sqrt {l33th4x0r}}$ may equal $\infty$ on some MySpace accounts refer too ${\sqrt {omg}}$ With the following information, find ${\sqrt {L^{i}vejournal^{1}0000000}}$ 5. Have you enjoyed this test? If yes, even if you get everything wrong, you get $100$%!!! If no, do the next problem. 6. $LOL(OMG)={\frac {5445}{*}}9$ What would change if we did $OMG(LOL)$, or $omg(lol)$???	In the news Bill of No Rights finalized. It will take the place of the Bill of Rights in September. A famous Firefox (Chatzilla) extension explodes after contact with [[Internet Explorer. AAAAA. AAAAAAA! AAAAA AAAA. Man sued for starting article 'BBBBBBBBB!'. Man says "BUT B'S ARE AWESOME LOL" Ship captain who wrecked Baltimore bridge defeated by Upstate New York bridge (Pictured) NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices Stalemate in Ukraine: Zelenskyy flees for greener pastures Steamboat Willie enters public domain, several Mickey Mouse horror films and games announced Santa's Elves on strike UnNews finally able to write obituaries for Shaft, Bull and Chandler Will Barbenheimer beat JigSaw in his own game? Ongoing: Russian Invasion · ABBA Recent deaths: Akira Toriyama · M. Emmet Walsh · Louis Gossett Jr. · Hype around the eclipse · O. J. Simpson Upcoming deaths: Kris Kristofferson · Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin · The U.S. Federal Budget · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for White Broncos · God's curse on the Buffalo Bills (..maybe) More anniversaries... Featured SmarterChild Conversation: SonicChao says (4:56 PM): fuck you, you motherfucker - SmarterChild - says (4:56 PM): [Service too busy] [Service too busy] On this day... National KDE Day 1904 - Everyone drinks too much Koffee and are instantly overdosed by Kaffeine. 1985 - Windows becomes KWindows 2006 - GNOME battles KDE, but GNOME is mythological. 2012 - KDE wins and celebrates with WINE 2013 - New Enemy appears in the horizon, establishing XWindows 9999 - World KExplodes, after KDE crashes
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