User:SonicChao/oldpage

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Welcome. Or are you welcome? The Number you have reached is not a number. Please rip your telephone out of the wall, install a new one, and/or run around in circles while burning a Wikipedia flag. Ahem. Just kidding. This is the most boring user page in the universe. Look how boring it is. Boring. Boring. Boring. Was that a little fun? No. Back to boring. I mean, back to Uncyclopedia. Today's Featured ASCII Art: Did you know... ...that this user just joined last month? ...that this is an absolute copy of the homepage? ...that this user hates Wikipedia? ...that this user often has conversations with SmarterChild? ...that this user made a prototype Uncyclopedia logo? AAAAAAAAAA! AA AAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA. A AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA. AAA, AAA AAAAA? Daily Math Test This problem is already done for you. 1. $x={\frac {AAAAAAAAA!\pm {\sqrt {A^{A}-Aaa}}}{Aa}}$ If $y=7$, what does $BORINY$ equal? 2. $BORING={\sqrt {i+hate+these+problems+they+are+So+hard}}$ 3. $Uncyclopedians={\sqrt {sysop+member+ipban+people}}$ What does $W^{2}Wikipedians$ equal? 4. $funnybunny(x)=\int _{-\infty }^{L}LOL!!!!!11!!1^{-t^{2}}dt={\sqrt {l33th4x0r}}$ may equal $\infty$ on some MySpace accounts refer too ${\sqrt {omg}}$ With the following information, find ${\sqrt {L^{i}vejournal^{1}0000000}}$ 5. Have you enjoyed this test? If yes, even if you get everything wrong, you get $100$%!!! If no, do the next problem. 6. $LOL(OMG)={\frac {5445}{*}}9$ What would change if we did $OMG(LOL)$, or $omg(lol)$???	In the news Bill of No Rights finalized. It will take the place of the Bill of Rights in September. A famous Firefox (Chatzilla) extension explodes after contact with [[Internet Explorer. AAAAA. AAAAAAA! AAAAA AAAA. Man sued for starting article 'BBBBBBBBB!'. Man says "BUT B'S ARE AWESOME LOL" Kim Kardashian gets ready for a facial Cicely Tyson demolishes Aaron Paul in Netflix boxing match Project 2025 to be implemented in 2026, riots ensue The Onion buys InfoWars. Extra true conspiracy theories coming soon! Epstein pal Trump picks sex pest pedophile as attorney general... only for him to pull out Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA Obama smears poop on daycare Kardashian and Aniston endorse bestiality (Pictured) UnNews publishes official 2024 post-election guide for liberals having to deal with Trump Joe Biden named winner of 2024 election, confusion erupts in America 2024 U.S. election cancelled due to absence of electoral votes, anarchy likely to follow TikToker Peanut the Squirrel swatted, killed for "illegal guns and drugs" Ongoing: Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election aftermath • NBA and NHL seasons • Athletes doing the "Trump dance" Recent deaths: Quincy Jones • The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet • Democrat party • Tony Todd • The Dallas Cowboys' and New York Jets' seasons • Boxing Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin • Kate Middleton • The Chicago Bears' and Cincinnati Bengals' playoff chances • Noam Chomsky • Google as a monopoly • Coldplay • Joe Biden • Donald Trump More anniversaries... Featured SmarterChild Conversation: SonicChao says (4:56 PM): fuck you, you motherfucker - SmarterChild - says (4:56 PM): [Service too busy] [Service too busy] On this day... National KDE Day 1904 - Everyone drinks too much Koffee and are instantly overdosed by Kaffeine. 1985 - Windows becomes KWindows 2006 - GNOME battles KDE, but GNOME is mythological. 2012 - KDE wins and celebrates with WINE 2013 - New Enemy appears in the horizon, establishing XWindows 9999 - World KExplodes, after KDE crashes
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