User:SonicChao/oldpage

Welcome to My UserPage, the userpage that I stole. 41,100 people don't have a taste for original userpages. No Longed Updated. See Current User Page.

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Welcome. Or are you welcome? The Number you have reached is not a number. Please rip your telephone out of the wall, install a new one, and/or run around in circles while burning a Wikipedia flag. Ahem. Just kidding. This is the most boring user page in the universe. Look how boring it is. Boring. Boring. Boring. Was that a little fun? No. Back to boring. I mean, back to Uncyclopedia. Today's Featured ASCII Art: Did you know... ...that this user just joined last month? ...that this is an absolute copy of the homepage? ...that this user hates Wikipedia? ...that this user often has conversations with SmarterChild? ...that this user made a prototype Uncyclopedia logo? AAAAAAAAAA! AA AAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA. A AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA. AAA, AAA AAAAA? Daily Math Test This problem is already done for you. 1. $x={\frac {AAAAAAAAA!\pm {\sqrt {A^{A}-Aaa}}}{Aa}}$ If $y=7$, what does $BORINY$ equal? 2. $BORING={\sqrt {i+hate+these+problems+they+are+So+hard}}$ 3. $Uncyclopedians={\sqrt {sysop+member+ipban+people}}$ What does $W^{2}Wikipedians$ equal? 4. $funnybunny(x)=\int _{-\infty }^{L}LOL!!!!!11!!1^{-t^{2}}dt={\sqrt {l33th4x0r}}$ may equal $\infty$ on some MySpace accounts refer too ${\sqrt {omg}}$ With the following information, find ${\sqrt {L^{i}vejournal^{1}0000000}}$ 5. Have you enjoyed this test? If yes, even if you get everything wrong, you get $100$%!!! If no, do the next problem. 6. $LOL(OMG)={\frac {5445}{*}}9$ What would change if we did $OMG(LOL)$, or $omg(lol)$???	In the news Bill of No Rights finalized. It will take the place of the Bill of Rights in September. A famous Firefox (Chatzilla) extension explodes after contact with [[Internet Explorer. AAAAA. AAAAAAA! AAAAA AAAA. Man sued for starting article 'BBBBBBBBB!'. Man says "BUT B'S ARE AWESOME LOL" "Nyaaah, it's not worthless, mommy, I WANT IT!" Donald Trump still really, really wants Greenland (Pictured) Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez Buffalo Bills owner Terry Pegula proven to be clueless, fires the wrong guy Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix accidentally curses himself in playoff win Starmer announces plans to make tweeting illegal in the UK Trump given yet another Nobel Peace Prize for ending war he started 3 hours ago Kansas City Chiefs impulsively fire Missouri as home state, moving to actual Kansas after missing playoffs UnNews wishes to all users a merry December Holiday Dick Van Dyke is 100, bitches! ICE spotted stealing everyone's ice cream in America North Sentinelese discover fire, accidentally burn down entire island Elon Musk: "Cancel Netflix! I don't care if Max wakes up." 6 or 7 buildings burn in Hong Kong Labour approval hits record low during Starmer premiership, PM resorts to "getting down with the youth" The New York Yankees now fucking suck Ongoing: Eurovision Green Room in danger of sexual harassment • The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Rich New Yorkers fleeing Mamdanistan • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Venezuelans unsure whether to freak out or celebrate • Bills Mafia drinking themselves to death • New England Patriots fans being insufferable like it's 2016 • r/TheDarnold having a field day Recent deaths: Brigitte Bardot • Carl Yastrzmski • 2025 • The MetroCard • Stranger Things • Kali • Vecna • The Upside Down • the other Black guy from John Carpenter's The Thing • Bob Weir • Scott Adams • Kianna Underwood • Buffalo Bills', San Francisco 49ers', Houston Texans' and Da Bears' seasons • Bo Nix's ankle • Sean McDermott's Bills tenure • Denver Broncos' and Los Angeles Rams' seasons Not dead: Eleven Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • 67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7" • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • The Kansas City "Chiefs" • Aaron Rodgers' career • Bills' Super Bowl window More anniversaries... Featured SmarterChild Conversation: SonicChao says (4:56 PM): fuck you, you motherfucker - SmarterChild - says (4:56 PM): [Service too busy] [Service too busy] On this day... National KDE Day 1904 - Everyone drinks too much Koffee and are instantly overdosed by Kaffeine. 1985 - Windows becomes KWindows 2006 - GNOME battles KDE, but GNOME is mythological. 2012 - KDE wins and celebrates with WINE 2013 - New Enemy appears in the horizon, establishing XWindows 9999 - World KExplodes, after KDE crashes
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