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April 1: April Fools' Day

1926 - April Emily Fools is born to Herb and Emma Fools in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
1930 - April begins her life outside the limelight when her sister Judith is born.
1938 - At the age of twelve, Fools first shows an interest in baking when she helps her grandmother, the well-known Rose Fools, bake cookies.
1942 - April suffers her first true heartbreak when her sister Judith makes the cheerleading squad over her, gets the lead in the school play, and steals her boyfriend Johnny on the same day.
1944 - Fools lands her first job, working at a tank tread manufacturing plant in downtown Milwaukee.
1949 - After a lengthy engagement, April marries Albert Cranston in Madison, Wisconsin.
1952 - Upon the suggestion of a friend, April begins a small baked goods business from her own kitchen.
1955 - April and Albert welcome their first child into the world: Richard Cranston, named after his paternal grandfather.
1957 - The Cranston family welcomes their second child, Judy.
1969 - April enters a deep depression after her sister Judith dies of pancreatic cancer.
1971 - April enjoys what she would later describe as "the rush of a lifetime" after appearing on a local television program instructing children how to bake brownies.
1978 - Albert and April become grandparents to Henry Cranston.
1994 - April Emily Fools-Cranston passes away in her hometown of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The Milwaukee Herald declares her birthday a national holiday.

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