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“God I hate this fucking douchebag....InsertKittenHuffingJoke...that name is so fucking uninspired”
“Oh, yeah- I will fucking kill InsertKittenHuffingJoke- After Linux and Google first you fuckers!”
Steve has tourettes: CP/M CP/M CP/M CP/M CP/M
Pffffttt...[edit | edit source]
Insert Kitten Huffing Joke... wow... what a lame id.
I mean, thats so totaly old...
The creator must be some stupid 10 year old kid...
I bet he's one of those douchebags who likes that Emo music..... blah
Why doesn't he just go and blog?
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