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“God I hate this fucking douchebag....InsertKittenHuffingJoke...that name is so fucking uninspired”
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Insert Kitten Huffing Joke... wow... what a lame id.
I mean, thats so totaly old...
The creator must be some stupid 10 year old kid...
I bet he's one of those douchebags who likes that Emo music..... blah
Why doesn't he just go and blog?
Mmmmmmm.....Templates....
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My Shiite: Imperial Cult a work in progress...
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