Uncyclopedia:VFH/Yellow Fever (3rd time's the charm?)

Article: Yellow fever	Score: 3 Diseases that are, um, very veerrrrryyyyyyy....dggshhuuunnnggghhhhhhhwhat were we talking about again?
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For: 10	Dammit people, I am tired of seeing this page unfeatured! If anyone doesn't want the page's first image on the main page, there's always this pic, but if anyone calls this porn I'll keelhaul them. Nom and Red with maroon trim. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:09, Dec 28 For, I'm in a silly mood right now. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 02:53, 29 December 2008 (UTC) For Just like the last time. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:58, 29 December 2008 (UTC) For. Nothing like pretty Asian girls to draw in some new people. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:24, 29 December 2008 (UTC) For. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:33, 29 December 2008 (UTC) For, as always. -- 15Mickey20 (Ho ho ho to Mickey) 19:57, 29 December 2008 (UTC) So So clearly. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 07:00, 30 December 2008 (UTC) For. dombecher@supanet.com 13:37, 30 December 2008 (UTC) I approve of this article. It needs more pictures though. I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence! For. Per last time. --UU - natter 09:55, Jan 4
Against: 7	No You'll scare away the gays. (But seriously I just didn't find it funny, clever but not funny. Sorry.) Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 10:49 29 December 2008 Against. - Per last time. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:36, 29 December 2008 (UTC) Against, per last time. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:09, Dec 29 Still no. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:56, 30 December 2008 (UTC) Against Like the pictures, hate the article. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:35, 1 January 2009 (UTC) Against featuring mainspace articles. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 22:01, 1 January 2009 (UTC) Nope I juts can't. Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:15, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	As huge an abstain as humanly possible, without exploding from the sheer awesomeness of this abstain because I can't pull myself to vote against it. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 21:49, 31 December 2008 (UTC)