User:I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence!

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

I AM WATCHING YOU! MUAHAHAHA!

—I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence! 11:25, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE

INSULTING ME! I'M OUTTA HERE!

—I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence! 19:41, 1 January 2009 (UTC)