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Article: UnNews:Maria speaks to us

Score: 10 readers going straight to Hell.

Nominated by: Spıke ¬ 21:24 21-Dec-10 21:24, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
For: 10

Nom. A good piece of pseudo-holiday-themed writing, a carrier for our new EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW graphic which we normally only use when UnNews is exclusively interviewing ourselves. I delayed featuring it on the UnNews Front Page for a day because it read a little like personal advocacy; it's better now. Aleister first suggested featuring this, to author Kip the Dip, but he's been shopping for presents, and the queue is getting short. Spıke ¬ 21:24 21-Dec-10

  1. Symbol for vote.svg Elf-For - Two featured articles for Christmas? I must be on Satan Claws' naughty list! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 05:20, Dec. 22, 2010
  2. For. Sycamore (Talk) 10:00, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:58, 22 December 2010
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Kip is the Christmas elf! Aleister 13:38 22 12
  5. For This needs featuring on Christmas, okay? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:38, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
  6. AHAHAHA mildew. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:06, 22 December 2010
  7. For I love it. Christmas feature or gtfo. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 21:40, Thursday 23 December 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  8. For. Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:20, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Very strong for. Although can the author please fix the line: "my ass was give out"? I would have done it but I can't figure out what it's supposed to be. --Black Flamingo 12:46, December 30, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. Shabidoo 04:45, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Comment. Can you nominate an article without voting for it? Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:52, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. As absurd as it may sound, you can. --Scofield 11:17, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen - If won't hurt if this is featured after Christmas Day. The traditional Christian liturgical calendar has the Christmas season spaning for 12 days after the 25th. Holy Innocents' Day, which honors Herod's slaughter of the young children in Bethlehem, is either celebrated December 27th, 28th, and 29th. So it's all cool. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:40, Dec. 23, 2010

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