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Article: UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females

Score: 12 birds thinking about sex in this time of crisis and possible Apocalypse 300x1.jpg

Nominated by: MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:28, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
For: 12
  1. Nom and for I can relate to this bird. I've been using the oil spill to try to get laid for quite awhile. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:28, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. -- charming Ape () (Riot Porn) 16:30, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Article contents: Brevity. Wit. Fooooor – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:37 Jun 15, 2010
  4. Ankh smite.png Way For and Symbol for vote.svg Fuck You, and our oiled birds poem is going well. But of course, yes, someone could write "FUCK BP" in the corner of a page with ketchup and I'd vote yes on it. Anything to have our main page give BP the finger over and over and over again. BP is as Evil as Dick Cheney's mother, who had the chance to strangle him at birth. Aleister in Chains 16:58 15 6 MMX
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:06, 16 June 2010
  6. For. ~ Readmesoon 02:28, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Thinmint.jpg Minty. Really wish it was longer, but it's too funny not to vote for. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 23:52,17June,2010
  8. For. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:34, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Even though the phrase: "oil-covered pelican" never gets me laid either.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:59 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:47, June 22 2010 UTC
  11. For. Short and sweet, and additionally oily. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:01, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
  12. for --Sog1970 22:43, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Abstain. While it's witty, topical, and good, it's still very much on the short side. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:23, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

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