Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive148

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VFD-padlock.png Bavarian Order of the Spork

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  • Strongest keep I've ever done (except on Euronintendo of course). FU MrN! Deleting this would be like deleting that one guy! Sure, no one likes him, but we can't just rip him out of our history! And yes, that was the best reason I could come up with. Just KEEP! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:34, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Wartime Profanities Act

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  • Keep Bally flipping heck, that muddyfunster who nominated this for the sugar, total country boy. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:44, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. I think it's a funny idea, and with an expand tab on it, it could become a decent article. --mrmonkey72 15:48, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Even as a li'l stub, it's well-executed enough to fetch my slippers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:59, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep This is one of our better stubs. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:28, Aug 5
  • Keep. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 17:34, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • K33P The Churchill is reason enough.... Chocolate Rain 17:58, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Happy Keepy Keep With some expansion, this could be a great article. Yay! Bilky Asko Talk Here, Here, or Here 18:36, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
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Gabriel Bell

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Parasites

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Jelly beans

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Trey Anastasio

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Wheeling Jesuit University/Campus/Pong bomb

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  • Well I know this has already been deleted (after 2 votes, in fact) but this hasn't been archived yet so I'll drop this comment in: I thought WJU pages were immune to being deleted? Could someone explain? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:33, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Ask TKF. He huffed it. From what I hear, he's gone mad with power. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:39, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • They can still be huffed if they're utter shit. I don't think this one necessarily deserved deletion after only two votes, but it wasn't one of the better WJU pages. -RAHB 04:24, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • T'was stubby and bad, with broken formatting. Also, it blows my mind that I can now read pages that aren't even there. I've gone all psychic 'n' shit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:35, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Psychic? I thought I'd developed the ability to see THROUGH WALLS!....WIKI WALLS! -RAHB 04:39, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Really? I break the fourth wall all the time. (/me winks at audience) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:56, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Little Britain

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Ninjews

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Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard

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Taco Lord of Death and Misery

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Pee phone

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  • Delete Someone is taking the piss. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:48, Aug 4
  • Kerkill Whenever I hear the word "piss", I think of R Kelly... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:59, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Something happens to me when reading about piss. The more and more I read about piss and the descriptive nature of the writing, I start to envision the smell of piss on a sidewalk. And as the reading goes on, the smell gets more envisionary. Then, I realize it's all because I just pissed myself again. Also, this article sucks. -RAHB 16:12, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:19, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate --mrmonkey72 16:30, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
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‎Historian

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GTFO

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Mightwish

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  • Delete I have no idea what this is about... Nightwish? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:48, Aug 4
  • Kerkill "Finnish yeast." Okay... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:51, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:05, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate. It's a parody of a band called Nightwish? Or something? That's what the Wiki link would have me believe. --mrmonkey72 16:27, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I'm not sure where the parody is supposed to be, past the pun...which isn't even a relevant pun. -RAHB 16:31, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
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Prolog

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  • Delete Bleh. --mrmonkey72 15:15, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:30, Aug 4
  • Meh -RAHB 15:34, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
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Eric Dickerson

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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Your family died

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  • Keep It's the only reminder of my family I have left... I refuse to let you take this from me!--mrmonkey72 17:11, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Eh? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:45, Aug 4
  • Obvious keep. Fuck you. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:03 Aug 4
Keleetp
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  • Kerkill This offends my moral sensibility. How dare that guy spreading lies about my family! And how dare you Uncyclopedians for ever featuring it! I REFUSE to add the {{VFD}} to it! Also, FU SPANG! YOU ARE NOT THINKERER! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Dexter111344 (talk • contribs)
  • Count to one million Last one to edit wins! -RAHB 14:19, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • I have no sense of humor on VFD. Sue me. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:04 Aug 4
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  Le Cejak <1:27, 04 Aug 2008>

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Marshall Mathers III

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Great Romanian Peanut Civil War of 1983

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Second_Battle_of_Sesame_Street

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Church of Avian Transcendence

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Great Circle Line

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47 (number)

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VFD-padlock.png Huh?

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  • Delete: Bizarre and unfunny; it's just a few random jokes and images, none of which are good. --mrmonkey72 01:55, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
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Kept -RAHB 03:17, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Vodka & Red Bull

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Kept -RAHB 04:06, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

The Animals

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KFT

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Wildfire

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Battle of the Pearly Gates

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Muddle Earth

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Ginger Hair

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Zero

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  • Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:44, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete The very first version created back in 2005 was probably the best one I could find. That's not great though, so I'm happy to try for another one... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:50, Aug 1
  • Delete Lame. --mrmonkey72 00:00, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Shit -RAHB 00:00, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:35, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Dennis Taylor

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  • Keep Well, I'm British, so I rather like this chap... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:44, Aug 1
  • Keep, it actually has some funny bits, such as the Inverted Vision thing. Also, snooker rules. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 10:14, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Found the first paragraph rather funny, even before I looked him up and found it was perfectly relevant. Could do with a bit of expansion and cleanup, however. (FU edit conflict) -RAHB 10:15, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 17:36, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • you know, i was going to say how nobody cares about snooker, but i knew someone would call me out on it! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:53, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Kept -RAHB 23:56, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Kenny G

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  • Weak Keep Could do with lots of reworking, but there's some decent stuff in it. Though I'm not sure why it appeals to me. -RAHB 23:17, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep It's not fan cruft. I see no harm in keeping it. We have much worse than this... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:47, Jul 29
  • Musicruft Not particularly funny or noteworthy fine, Keep --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:14, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
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DJ: Please just cross stuff out if you change your vote. VFD goes tits up if people don't do this. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:17, Jul 30
  • PBBBT There's no real theme, no pictures and hardly any links to speak of. Plus it's not funny. Might as well be a blank page. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:08, 1 Aug
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  • You guys do know that Kenny G is one of, if not the most famous modern jazz performer, right? At least in America, but from what I know, he's pretty famous worlwide. -RAHB 09:07, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
    • I have some of his albums. Only to use as coasters you understand. MrN only listens to hard core Techno. Obviously. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 09:24, Jul 30
      • Obviously. -RAHB 10:10, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Kept -RAHB 10:32, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Gary Coleman

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  • Ix-nay. Make it quick. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 20:25 Aug 1
  • Holy crap. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:30, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Gary Coleman enjoys fishing for raw turkey that he hangs above his door to let everyone know that he enjoys fishing for raw turkey that he hangs above his door. What. The. Hell. -RAHB 21:38, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Right, then. Just end the suffering. --mrmonkey72 21:41, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Tis a loosing battle MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:44, Aug 1
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VFD-padlock.png Causality

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  • Keep Doesn't look too bad. Good enough concept, not too random or anything. Could use a tidy, maybe. -RAHB 10:49, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • keep. some good lines, especially the end which made me chuckle. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:39, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • keep. I added a pic... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:19, Aug 1
  • Keep. With someone to fix it up and add some content, it could be decent. --mrmonkey72 15:55, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • K33P Could be fixed.... Chocolate Rain 16:50, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Very Keep--Sycamore (Talk) 16:51, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill Unfunny stub, listy, and has barely changed since it was created in 2005 (only a quote and another category added). --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:07, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:02, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
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Kept -RAHB 21:23, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Mad Cow Disease

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  • Keep Tis a well known thing over here in the UK ya know Gerry. Also, there is a picture of Oprah on there, so... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:41, Aug 1
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  • delete. listy. stubby. worthless. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:13, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Yeah. It sucks. Though this is feature worthy. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:00, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • I've seen Old Yeller. I'd rather watch the ending all over again than read this. Actually...no, that's a lie. I really can't bring myself to watch that ending again...it's so damn sad. -RAHB 10:54, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • D1337 Agreed on "Old Yeller" Chocolate Rain 11:57, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Complete shit BSE (new variant Creutzfeldt Jacob disease) needs a page but not this shite. (I studied it for bio recently so I know the shit) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:49, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:51, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Does the cows a dishonours, sir. - [17:16 1 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
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  • yea, us 'yanks' are aware of it too, but the article itself has like seven sentences, and a red-link list, so i chose to bring it here rather than slap a tag of some sort on it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:55, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Ferenc Gyurcsány

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University of the South

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Sunbury, Ohio

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Noob Tactics

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69 (number)

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VFD-padlock.png Ernie

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  • Keep Come on! There is a section on "Bird fetish". Just needs a tidy up and some pics I think... Deadpan!!! You guys never get Deadpan!!! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:33, Aug 1
  • Keep "Although it is common knowledge that Ernie is a raving homosexual, it has also been rumored that he has had sexual encounters with a yellow duck who he calls "Rubber Ducky". Although he claims they only bathe together, the Duck believes the way Ernie squashes him and rubs his tummy is a little odd. He also notices that Ernie's undersized genitals are viewable, which is never the case unless he is fully erect. Ernie denies these allegations and says that the duck is only seeking attention from the media. This is not the first reported incident of Ernie's bird abuse. The local oversized bird, Big Bird is also thought to be an object of Ernie's objections. Ernie has often been noted to say he loves "Big yellow cock". Upon investigating the size of his Partner Berts genitalia, it is thought to be unlikely that this is what he is referring to. Other rumoured victims of this sexual predator are Tweety, Donald Duck and Woodstock." Awesome. It needs a tiny rewrite at most. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:39, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Don't delete or Ernie will come and getcha! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 10:15, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep MrN delivers. -RAHB 11:43, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Pretty good --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:51, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • I'll be honest with you, this truly makes me sad. Its a bit sick. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:59, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. i was hoping this would be halfway decent. i was massively disappointed. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:38, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete How did this even last this long? --mrmonkey72 21:36, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete as is, but Keep is somebody plans on rewriting a majority of it. There are some decent bits, the negatives strongly outweigh the positives though. -RAHB 10:08, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • Well all the dodgy sexual crap was added later by idiots, and was easy to remove. The original version was fine. I stripped out the crap, added a few pics and a few small other bits. This should now be kept. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:02, Aug 1

Kept -RAHB 12:57, 1 August 2008 (UTC)