Uncyclopedia:Conservation Week/2009-B

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Obama Guy[edit]

  • Nintendo Pretty good, except that whoever created it forgot to make it funny. Done

Doesn't really seem to be enough here to merit a credit for a rewrite. Well done for removing the rubbish, but it needs more I'm afraid. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:30, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  • Suryavarman II Might as well add this, since I do happen to be fixing it up at the moment. Done.
  • Convenience store A little too random, as well as a lot of red links.
  • Butter knife Good intro, but ends very listy. Can definitely be inproved on.

Again, I can't give you credit for the first one as it is still in a pretty bad shape, and it may be to your advantage to get it PEE reviewed. Thanks to Socky for indicating to me that I had missed the joke behind that one, One rewrite then in that case. The other two you have either not started or are only halfway through. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:41, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  1. Dogs - Done.
  2. Robert De Niro - Done. Did I win?

Credit for the rewrite of Dogs. I'll get to the PEE review at some point tomorrow. For Robert De Niro, you haven't made enough changes to justify a rewrite credit (ah, the perils of the compare selected revisions button) Two good rewrites. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:52, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  • I am really cool. I'll do this before the deadline. Eh, forgot what I wanted to write about.
  • Spleen For science!

Spleen still looks unfinished to me. Are you done with it, or are you still working? --ChiefjusticeDS 19:57, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

I'm definitely not done with it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:26, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Bad Shroom[edit]

I'll see if I can do this.

  • Mario. Seriously, what a shithole this is.

I'm only seeing one edit by you and that was to add the CW template, so I can't give you any credit for it I'm afraid. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:00, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


i will get onto it right away.

5 good rewrites, well done. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:51, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  • Axe - Called it.

Nothing done here, so, unfortunately, I can't give you any credit. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:53, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Why do I need to provide this?[edit]

  1. HowTo:Be Homeless in America - This will give me an excuse to improve this. Done (although is anything here really done?)

One excellent rewrite. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:54, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  1. Ann Coulter - I'm all over it.
  2. John Adams - co-rewriting with BlueSock
  3. ? - i think it's time we addressed the terrible stubs on the keyboard template.

These all look to be still in progress, which is disappointing I was looking forward to seeing what you would do with John Adams, hopefully you will still work on it. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:04, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  1. Street Fighter Featured
  2. Daily News
  3. Orthodox Monsterist Church
  4. Love Featured
  5. Beta
  6. Karate Kid
  7. Stereotype
  8. Intelligent Math
  9. User:PuppyOnTheRadio

A user page, really? ~ Tophatsig.png

17/11/2009 @ 23:14

8 superb rewrites, very well done. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:15, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  • Jose Mourinho - already under way.
  • Mike Cosgrove - already saved from VFD, now can I make this puppy sing? (Probably not, because I don't have time, but what the hey).

One rewrite for UU. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:18, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  1. Rod Serling - done, see if you like it. (before CW for reference)
  2. Nuclear holocaust - done, OK, let's try it. (before CW for reference)
  3. The Shins - done. (before CW blah blah)
  4. Rock and roll - done. (before); oh, also - I just discovered this after I rewrote the Rock and roll article. So I tried to find salvageable humor in it but I couldn't. It's been vandalized, cruft-infested and generally defaced badly over time, and I can't even tell if it ever was really OK. If there are no objections, I'll redirect it, unless the better tack is to VFD it. But I think a redirect to this new page is the right thing to do. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 19:12, November 12, 2009 (UTC) So, I just decided to be italic about this and do it. Whatever. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 04:11, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Four rewrites for you, well done. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:24, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  • John Adams - Just take a look at the poor thing. It needs a complete rewrite.
  • James Madison - Also needs a complete rewrite
  • Thomas Jefferson - Embarrassingly enough, I got confused during the John Adams article, and began writing Jefferson's name and accomplishments. I just copied and pasted it all to the already existing Jefferson article which needed a rewrite, earning myself more work.
I see you skipped the United States' 17th president, George Washington. (Go on, somebody tell me I'm wrong and Washington was the first. I dare ya!) King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:29, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Dude. Washington was the first president of the United States of America. Before him, the nation so named did not officially exist. Right? (oooo dare taken - now I get a Truth from you) --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 20:23, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
No, Washington was the 17th president. That's an irrefutable fact. And if you try to refute it, then I can bring up the point that he shouldn't even be called president. First off, he never even stepped foot into the White House. Secondly, he was appointed by the other "Founding Fathers" to be president. He was never elected. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:26, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
OK, so more correctly, the nation did exist before Washington, but he was still the first "President of the United States". Those other 16 lame-ass posers before him were called President of the Continental Congress, which is like, oh, look at me. I'm a president. No, you're not. Shut up and fade anonymously into history, dweeb. Go George! --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 20:28, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Say, either you dudes are pretty knowledgeable, or you know how to look up things on Wikipedia. That's why I said he was the United States' 17th president, and did not say he was the "17th President of the United States." The second's an official title, the first isn't. Also he was elected. I know, because I voted for him. Back in my day, you either knew something or you didn't. You didn't have this damn Internet so you could cheat. Damn Internet! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:42, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
So then he wouldn't have been the United States' 17th president because I would say that more than likely there would have been presidents of local Freemasons group and Illuminati and football clubs and the like. In fact he would be lucky really to be classed within the first 100 by that measure. Thus sayeth the Australian with no American history knowledge. Pup

NOTE: If I can manage to get both of these up to a usable state again, I'll just keep moving down the list of Presidents. Most of the articles I've even glanced over seem to be in need of a major rewrite.

OK, you don't seem to have made very much progress on the first two, and the article on Jefferson still looks unfinished. So, I'm afraid I can't give you any credit for these. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:29, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Miley Spears[edit]

  • Jamie Lynn Spears -- this was getting so-so votes on VFH, I want to make it featurable. Done

Pedobear -- making the bear more bearable.

PETA -- Cleaning up the animals' mess.

The articles are being checked, by me. That isn't really a rewrite since you just improved your own work. Sorry. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:34, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  • Just figured I'd throw my name on here. Not so sure I'll actually get one done though...
  • User:CheddarBBQ/racism. I'm gonna do it. Trust me. I can get it done. When's it due? Shit. Well there's no way it'll be done by the 16th...

As he said, unfinished, so unfortunately I can't credit this one. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:37, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  • Carnies (was going to be my PLS entry for "Best Rewrite", but I never even got to starting it) (Update: done!)

Definitely, an excellent rewrite. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:46, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


One rewrite for you good sir. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:50, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Reverse Genocide Cockatrices[edit]

  1. Red vs. Blue Finished. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 06:46, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

The last 50 edits to this one are yours, so no problems with that rewrite. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:53, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  1. Obi-Wan Kenobi - Done --Matfen 00:13, November 6, 2009 (UTC) Yes
  2. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - Done A theme, it appears we have. hmmmmmmm. --Matfen 12:29, November 9, 2009 (UTC) Yes
  3. Keanu Reeves - Done Whoa... the Star Wars theme is broken, dude! --Matfen 22:37, November 10, 2009 (UTC) Yes
  4. Xbox - Done This article was asking for it. --Matfen 13:08, November 13, 2009 (UTC) Yes
  5. Leonidas - Done --Matfen 18:12, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Credit for 5 rewrites, good work! --ChiefjusticeDS 22:05, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  1. Global warming I actually know enough science to completely refute global warming, but I don't know how much that will be useful. – Preceding unsigned comment added by InMooseWeTrust (talk • contribs)

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like you added or changed enough to realistically call this a rewrite. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:13, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  1. Cat - Done (for now) - I might as well get credit for it.
  2. User:Happytimes Done (enough for now) - And also related pages. (It need to be done anyway & no one else was doing it.)
  3. Chocolate cake - Done - Dad is great...
  4. Uncyclopedia:Conservation Week - Done? - Not only did I compete but I spell checked it too.
  • Fish - trying to make it more fishy. This one got away from me.
  • Anything <insert name here> suggests on my talkie page. No really; it's what I mainly do here. Check my contra-but-ions if you don't believe in me. (Or Santa.) Slaving away for my own amusement. It makes me happy. Ah, Happytimes!
i get a mention. it's like Kobe Bryant all over again --Tyypo 13:23, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Do I get a big diamond ring then?!?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18:49, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not seeing enough rewriting on Cat to merit a rewrite credit, I see a history of maintenance to the article which is excellent, but not eligible. I'm seeing enough changes on Chocolate cake to count as a rewrite though. So one rewrite for you. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:23, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Ha ha! In your face Syndrome! (Well, I guess all-in-all he did have some valid points on my talk page about sucktactness even though it did hurt my feelings enough to console myself by slipping Carmen Electra some GHB roofies and taping the whole thing along with typing this run on sentence just to cheer me up....)
Seriously though, I think one is fair considering I basically did just enough work here to try and pad my dismal resume (which is why I gave up on fish...) Look for me soon on Fox News!
And you're right about Cat: "Cats immediately stole extra lives from the bonus round." is still my mostest favorite thing I've written so far & it cracks me up every time I read it!!! (Man, Cat is the black whole of editing for sure.) --- It was an honor just to participate.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  07:09, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Hiatus Hernia[edit]

  1. Perth - I'm giving this a go, although, knowing my work rate, I might not complete it in time.
great. that article is funny but in bad shape. it desperately needs a re-write --Tyypo 07:59, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

A good rewrite, well done. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:26, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


  1. Ben 10 I got a few ideas for this article. this will be my first rewrite. canceled I'm out of time and i didn't read well enough to realize my edit wouldn't work.

Entry withdrawn. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:28, November 23, 2009 (UTC)