User:Dreamgor

My favourite quotes 3. "In the end the future refused to change" -chrono trigger 2. "So zetta slow!" - Sho Minamoto (The World Ends With You) 1. "PWNTIME!" Me (reality, you should try it out some time)

Mah templates!

This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, they didn't. Weird, huh? :B

This user is a complete, irredeemable fish. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and vitiate at an osteoporosis.

This user's IQ is over 9000.

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This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again.

Z4

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is over 111.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

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This space for rent.

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This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.

This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)

This user is Over 9000.

This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person. They take comfort in the fact that you are too.

This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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YA

This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.

YA

This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.

This user denounces BENSON.

This user is Swedish …and hates going to IKEA! (List of Swedish Uncyclopedians)

Did you expect to find something here? Too bad. This user is lazy and will most likely not put anything on this page except for this template.

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

Durrr

This user is licensed to spell.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

RS

This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.

RS

This user is the random tense vulva that felt their Achilles' tendon inside of your blenders so you must impolitely add them with a rain meter.

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This user has over 1 edit.

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n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

VFH?

This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.

VFH?

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This user has completed task 1 in Everquest. You jealous?

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the quote flew at a random game char and the zombie smote chuck norris and the memes got used. the common line? stuff that is routine for me.