UnNews talk:Obama doodles random shit

Why did I laugh at this? This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. —Sir SysRq (talk) 06:30, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

I try my best. -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

Not based on news, doesn't read like news, no real theme, no relation to real current events, proudly potty-mouthed, proudly banged out in an hour in the electronic equivalent of a beer party. I would recommend our usual solution, a "mercy move" to someone's userspace to see if it can be polished into an UnNews. Don't care who nominated it for what. Spıke ¬ 13:38 28-Jun-10

I'm sorry, did UnNews turned into Spikenews? The fact that you don't care doesn't mean that Uncyclopedia will have to follow your opinion. I've mentioned numerous times that your approach towards UnNews is just that - your approach. UnNews does not need to be based on real news, it does not need to be polished in a way it will warrant a Pulitzer prize. It needs to be reasonable and fun. The "beer" party you mentioned, is a official (as much as there is "official" thing here) writing tournament sponsored by multiple admins and users, so I'd suggest you lighten up and move along. You don't like it? Vote against it on VFH. You think it's shouldn't be in UnNews? Nominate it on VFD. Do not assume to set the style of UnNews for the rest of us. ~ 13:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

I'll do none of the above. I neither deleted nor moved the article; merely gave a recommendation and a defense of it. No, UnNews does not need to be perfectly polished; yes, in my opinion, it does need to be better polished than this one. Spıke ¬ 14:07 28-Jun-10

My own view about what I thought about this particular article is in the voting record. However this is a democracy (of sorts) so only a vote will make any difference regards featuring or not. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:52, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Shhhh don't let him know. We don't want his opinion. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:56, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

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kingkitty ~Fuck you~

Why is this featured? It's awful... --SadisticWolf 18:27, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Haters gonna hate! -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

I love it! Classic Kingkitty. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 04:16, Jul. 4, 2010

Thanks <3 -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

I've said this repeatedly but I must say it again: This is pure genius, the pinnacle of rapier wit, a samara in a sea of grapes! I fucking love this. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:31, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

thanks man -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

I have never read this article

...and it's still hilarious. JFC 23:23. May 20