Talk:A wizard did it

This is great!

I love this. Please, for the sake of Uncyclopedia, don't ever delete this!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:19, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

This needs to be featured. NOW!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:34, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

For real. Don't fuck with this. EVER!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:18, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

I second those motions. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:21, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Merlin from "The Sword in the Stone" a Disney movie with the words "A Wizard did it!", classic comedy, don't ever delete this article. Use it to explain anything. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:24, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

This is the worst article on uncyclopedia hands down, how did it get 2nd of 2010? Pman 10:02, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

You're not gonna like the answer. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:45, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Wrong. --Roman Dog Bird 23:07, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

And this. --Roman Dog Bird 00:38, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

But not this. --Roman Dog Bird 00:38, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Incorrect. This is the greatest article after Fisher Price. (talk) 00:51, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Making it even better

Using alternating images. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:49, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright with me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:50, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure what pictures to use though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:25, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Pages that redirect here (Just to keep count)

• 2+2=5
• Or something
• Magical
• Battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa
• A winged Arabian
• Answer to all plot holes ever conceived

Those are it. Unless someone made ones I don't know about. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:20, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Yep, some people did.

• Merlin
• Automagically
• AUTOMAGICALLY

MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:25, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

MadMax just made a new one:

• OJ did it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:18, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

And this one too

• The boxers I left in your mom's drawers

MUAHAHAHA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:12, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Now we need just one more...

• Fucking magic

YAY! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

MadMax is clearly the best at making these:

• Why milk is the worst thing in the world

MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:40, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

No, he seriously is:

• Who farted?

MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:47, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

You're absolutely right, Dex.

• Profane Word Which People Who Say Them Will Be Sent To The Guillotine

Lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:52, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Hmm...

• I know what you are thinking

This is getting creepy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:40, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Very creepy.

• All Austria but no Danzig makes Hitler invade Poland
• Jews are to be blamed for everything
• Top ten most unlikely theories surrounding the disappearance of Madeleine McCann
• Pack of squirrels drinking antifreeze
• Guide to understand ethnic hatred during the Yugoslav wars
• Snort out soda through your nose to your computer monitor
• Bruce Campbell on having his forearm replaced with a chainsaw
• Polluting water with politicians, lawyers, teachers, non-human-John-Howard-like-things, tax collectors, sports people etc.
• Having ACTUAL OIL FIELDS and still paying the HIGHEST FUEL PRICES IN THE WORLD because some eejit gave it all away for a handful of magic beans
• Help me please, their going to kill me! All the middle children! Help me,pleeeeeaaaa-

It's madness! Madness, I say! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Bad Shroom did one too:

• Having the price of rice in China increase drastically

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:39, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

• I created one for Creationism, but it'lll probably get reverted. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:39, 8 Aug
  • I wonder why! MrN 14:41, Aug 8

  You could try something like:

  • Creationists' main argument essentially boils down to this
  • Biologists' main criticism of intelligent design and creationism is its simplicity

  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:53, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

• My daddy is a big wet blanket. Anyways, Creationist Theory works just as well. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:59, 8 Aug

MadMax is at it again.

• Fahrenheit 9/11
• The Shocker
• Shocker
• The shocker
• An article that is just one big link to a completely unrelated article
• A completely unrelated article
• MrN Has unusually large reproductive organs
• Modus is the worst

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

lol this is wat the page was originally i laffed and thought it shewd b a redirect:

• OHHH MAGICAL

-- Roman Dog Bird 04:28, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Here's another one by me:

• A wizard

MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:04, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Also, Frikking Magic. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 23:55, 09/15/2011

Three months old

And linked to from 992 pages already. Jesus Christ, Dex! -RAHB 05:57, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, it's not hard to do when I have it linked in my signature. That's also the same number that I've increased This guy's link count the very same way. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:06, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

=O you cheap bastard! -RAHB 06:07, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Hehe. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:16, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

And really, my signature has only increased it by 600 or so. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:26, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm considering VFD'ing this crap

Because... because it's crap. It's ED shit. It's 4chan-ish. But then, you guys would be mad at me! Hmmm...   Le Cejak • <23:09 Jun 30, 2009>

It isn't anything like those places. My dear Cajek, I usually refrain from saying this, but are / were you high, or something? My nucka? Broham?!? (i'm really tired right now, by the way) -- Roman Dog Bird 08:08, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

CAJEK IS JUST A BIG POOPY-HEAD AND IS MAD CUZ I HAS ICE CREAM... AND HE HAS MOLDY TATER TOTS!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:07, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

This page

Is utter shit. --EMC ^[TALK] 15:52, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

This comment. Is pointless.    Orian57    Talk   15:53 10 August 2009

As is this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

This comment will make you laugh.    Orian57    Talk   16:19 10 August 2009

This comment will make you cry. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:20, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

this comment will never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you.--Almost Sir Random Crap

This comment has a body like an hour glass/ it's ticking like a clock.    Orian57    Talk   16:36 10 August 2009

Whoa, look at his left hand

HE IZ TEH METUL!!!!!!!111 -- Roman Dog Bird 21:52, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

That's very true. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:54, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Or is he actually gay? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:07, 15 September 2009

YOU R ALL TEH GAYZORZ!!!!1!!1-Almost Sir Random Crap

Ah yes, of course. That dragon is obviously the wizard's penis. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:38, 15 September 2009

Of course it is! It's magically fucking delicious, after all!-Almost Sir Random Crap

What a very gay thing to say. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:40, 15 September 2009

It's Gay Fest today, after all. Also, Two wizards did it.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I feel like my presence would be pertinent about now. Hello.    Orian57    Talk   01:50 16 September 2009

Okay, now the discussion is over. I feel as if a wizard has violated me, I'm so ashamed...-Almost Sir Random Crap

Featured???

FEATURED!!! —Pelozurian (talk) 03:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Yay!!!

An RAHB did it--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 22:00, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, I guess it really is fucking magical or something. --Wilytank 12:49, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

WTF! --Roman Dog Bird 20:57, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Once again you astonish us all with your keen and penetrating wit, boundlessly optimistic outlook and positively voluminous vocabulary Doggy. --Ozymandiaz 18:33, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Not everybody can be a William, uh, Shatner or something. --?????? 23:53, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Exactly Just What the Fuck Was That?

Seriously, WHAT THE FRIKKIN HELL?!?! 68.44.3.97 01:07, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

I could say the same thing about you. --Roman Dog Bird 01:08, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

What's "FRIKKIN HELL"? Is that where Cthulhu-Jesus lives? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:10, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Somebody did it

WOW! It's fucking [insert adjective here] or something! --Scofield & The Machine 11:56, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Is this article in top ten of 2010?!?!?! I don't want know the others....--Cugino di mio cugino (talk) 22:44, November 1, 2012 (UTC)