User talk:Cugino di mio cugino

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Hello, Cugino di mio cugino, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

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Hey there.

Sign up here. I need more help building my army. Would you like a cookie, sir? 20:26,2March,2010

Hello, article question

Hello. About translations and using articles here on the other uncy's. Can you consider getting someone to translate Mortal Sin? It would have to be an accurate translation to catch the nuances, but might be a fine addition to the Italian and other European uncys. Thanks very much. Aleister 14:06 11 8

Thanks. Can you or someone else do a good translation? The listing you had was for wikipedia, not one of the humour sites. I don't think this Mortal Sin page has been translated anywhere. Please ask for volunteers on the Italian uncy, and thanks again. Aleister 18:08 17 8

Thanks for doing all these interwiki linkings

Nobody has really thanked you before, but we are eternally grateful. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:42, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Please do not destroy Interwiki links when you add new ones

(see Medicine in English and German Uncy. Thanks. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 08:39, April 18, 2011 (UTC)