User talk:Under user/Archive 4

Under user

come see my User article it's REALLY funny

Who, what, where? SIGN YER POSTS! (And give me a link and I'll have a look). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:52, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, right, your userpage. Oh crikey. Um... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:53, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Welcome

eahaehea, thanks for the willkommen. The High Society forgotten me. Auf wiedersen. Carver 14:07, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

An Embuggerance?

Terry Pratchett? Alzheimer's? How can this be? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:39 Dec 13, 2007

I know, I saw that myself a short while back. But he appears to be taking the right approach to it, which is to accept that sooner or later, something would have caught up with him, and there's plenty left in him yet. I'm looking forward to Nation, hoping for a fitting send-off to Tiffany, and more beyond that. Have you seen the second statement he posted on Paul Kidby's site after the tidal wave of goodwill messages that engulfed him? There's still plenty of spark left in that cranium - no need for an Igor yet! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:46, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

Many thanks! Do feel free to tidy up that image of the Pitbull and Hammer - the actual pub I based it on is beyond redemption - and I'll have a look at the prose when I'm not so knackered, taking your comments into account.

Thankyou! Please accept my delightful ring From Rabbi Techno

RabbiTechno 19:10, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

"American Dream" VFH

That 'obscure lyric' is from "The Pretty Faces" by Warrior Soul. Now where's my free prize!?! --YeOldeLuke 03:12, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Well done, free prize coming up when my birthday is over and I have time to make one! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:59, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

chengzy to under user

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hi, have rewritten Battle of Stalingrad. turns out i did not save my article. So the shit that you saw was not my work. Anyway, i have given u the shout. So can u please fufil my image requests? Thanks. chengzy

No worries, I'll have a look and see when my birthday is over and I have time to make stuff! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:59, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Oops, nearly forgot

Rejoice, Under user! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Dec 17

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 01:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:39, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Christian? I'll have you know I'm one of those old fashioned, evil, godless Atheists who are going to burn in one version of hell or another. Thanks for the template though. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:39, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

awesome

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

again...

thanks for the hans blix image, it was again exactly what i was looking for. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:33, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!!

Thank You!

Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.

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Good day Sir

I wonder if you would check your vote on Uncyclopedia:VFH/Literary dedications(2) it appears to be in the wrong box. Did you vote against this? I'm not sure if the score is correct. Whatever is going on here, as a relative N00b don't really want to mess with moving peoples votes around. Thanks. MrN 23:30, Dec 22

Yup, my abstain is in the right place, the comments box. Dallasallad below me is in the wrong place, as he's voting against. Have a word with him. Pip pip! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:00, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:28, Dec 23

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Under user/Archive 4! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

awesome

You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:55, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

UU

I'm the real U.U.!!--

Sir U.U.

19:51, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm Spartacus! Slim Shady! Brian, and so is my wife! going for a lie down... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:00, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

--Æ 00:36, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Hummmm

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:28, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Pfft. Vote counts? Down with democracy, say I! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:53, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the review

Of my little news article. It was helpful. Pieface 04:05, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Join the Klan, Save the Land, Comrade

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear Under user/Archive 4

Workers' Party Member Unknown user has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

Unknown user

You have shown yourself as a worthy contributor to unc and have the skills and experience to help make uncyclopedia a better place. I joined. Why don't you, comrade?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 20:08

Thanks, also-UU, but I'm not really interested in UNSOC, the Grue Army, NOFU or any of those thingies. I try to do my bit to help make Uncyc a better place anyway, and nothing's gonna change that until I get bored or my boss blocks my access to the site, so why bother? If you enjoy it, good luck, and keep helping out! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:22, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for proofreading

Thanks for proofreading the UnNews Bush/Israel article. I'm not a native English speaker so I normally add the proofreading template to my work, just in case. Cheers! NaturalBornKieler 15:10, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Horncolio

No, it's cool. I didn't put excruciating work into it, if I did I would be yelling on the forums right now. I kept forgetting to put it into userspace too, so...my fault. In the meantime, I'd like you to possibly let me know how User:Heck no techno/Jordin Sparks is doing? It's not finished. I still have a couple sections to add to it (though by the time you read it, they might be there). Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Well I was going to, but it seems like it's just been reviewed. Let me know if you want a second opinion, but I figure you have plenty to be going on with from that review as it is! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:15, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Jan 14

Review

Thanks for the review. I fixed the italics and amended one of the quotes. If you know of anyone who is a Seinfeld fan, then give them a nudge in my direction. I'll go fishing for one in the meantime. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:04, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

GTFO!

OMG what a dumbass I am! Here are my beloved belated breasteses, just for you...

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

Awesome! /me sits back and enjoys the show. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:31, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small

Hi, would you mind doing a good review on Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small and will it be VFH worthy one day you think? Thanks--Æ 20:08, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Wow, I was shocked with the length of the review. That was above a review following UN:PRG. Here, you deserve this:

Rejoice, Under user! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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--Æ 21:41, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. I was shocked with it myself! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:46, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

On an unrelated note, I'm glad you wrote a new article. I really liked your past writings--Æ 21:47, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! Yeah, well, all I've got to do is finish the bugger! Not now though, now is the time for a couple of games on Pro Evo before the missus returns. Nighty night! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:52, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 14:51, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the image!

--Æ 22:23, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your indulgence

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:04, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

More than a handful's a... er, I forget how this goes. Um, two handfuls? At least? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:17, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for votin'!

CONGRATULATIONS! Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Also, I accidentally clicked the comma in your sig instead of the link to your talk page, and got taken to the article about commas. It was very confusing. --THE 18:31, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Follow up on Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small

I worked on Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small a bit more, would you mind telling me if it's better now and proofreading it?--Æ 13:52, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

I may well do when I have a bit more time, AE. I'm just nipping in today to have a quick look while I'm checking my emails. Watch this space (but not too closely, you may harm your vision). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:24, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

While you nip on something

Can you take a look at Polish Inquisition? I did a major overhaul. The only thing left which I'm trying to achieve is to get the guilt logo and replace the potato. I'm working on it with Algorithm. Thanks! ~ Mordillo where is my RUSTY TROMBONE? 10:24, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

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First, read all of the articles and look at all of the images submitted. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). You, as the judges, have the sole authority to pick losers, winners, and disqualify entries, so please read the PLS rules carefully before judging.

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