User talk:Jim Groovester/archive1

Archive 1

12 September 2007 - 07 December 2007

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Pee Review

I've reviewed your page, and I enjoyed it very much. See the review. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:22, Sep 14, 2007

You're quite welcome, I'm glad I was able to be helpful. I like both pictures, and I think I'm gonna nom this page for VFH. You will know when this link turns blue. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:03, Sep 15, 2007

There ya are, all set. If you want, you can self for, just remember to sign. Good luck! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:08, Sep 15, 2007

Adoption

I have a bad habit of adopting people who tend to be better writers than me, so I'm adopting you. Write funny, write consistently, write a lot. Don't let me down, Grrrrrrrrroves. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:35, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Signatures

Create a subpage in your userspace (I suspect you already know how to do this, since you already have Jim Groovester/Workshop) and call it User:Jim Groovester/sig or something to that effect. Once you have that, you can add all sorts of colors and fonts and words to your signature, as long as you don't make it longer than 55 Xs in a row (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX).

Once you've made your signature, take {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Jim Groovester/sig}} and copy it into that Nickname box in your preferences. Make sure to check the raw signatures box beneath it, too, or it won't work. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 11:19, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Genteel gratitude

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. There is nothing more to see here! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:52, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Cough, Cough

Cough hack ahem urgh cough cough. ;) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:05, Oct 2

Tanks 4 teh votes

The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund! Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading

Thank you for the vote! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:21, Oct 3

Re:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen‎

(diff) (hist) . . N Uncyclopedia:VFH/Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen‎; 01:46 . . (+338) . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs)-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:48, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Given your current work...

How would you feel about tying the article in with one I started ages ago and always intended expanding? The article in question is this one. Any thoughts? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

It seems like it wouldn't be too hard to tie the two together. I would have to finish SIRS first, just to see the final direction it goes (Because I'm a primadonna writer). But it shouldn't be too hard at all, given the subject matter.

I'll give it a shot. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 00:28, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Much obliged

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need. It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list. And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Thankyou Jims, thankyou Jiiiiims, thankyou Jims. </pointless Goon Show reference no-one will ever get> Er yeah, cheers for the vote! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:02, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

About the SIRS

Hi. The dialog is excellent in the article, but you need more pictures with funny captions. Like have one with an instructor showing one of the villains how to design a house - "Oh so thats the bedroom. No, no, no you can't have a shark pit in the family room... and what is that laser doing in the garrage. Still you're improving - no restraining table in the lounge room this time."

Yeah stuff like that. --Moneke 06:59, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Something tells me it's going to get featured without any major problems. Brilliant work. RabbiTechno 14:13, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Jim Groovestah!

Thank'ee! --THE 12:46, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

That was scary

I'm working on it right now. I hope this isn't because of a 36/50, in which case you are shrill and immature. So there. --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:27, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

There, ya happy? I don't appreciate being accused of things. Before you write on someone's page take a moment to breathe, because it never helps to be angry at people, especially well meaning people. The next time someone gives you a "bad" grade on an article, take it like a man. >:( UNHAPPY FACE FOR YOU!!! --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:53, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Glad I got that off my chest. We cool. --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:55, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, I guess we might have diff review styles: I don't know if you've ever reviewed amything of mine. The trickiest one is "concept" because you have to grade not only what the article is now, but what it could become at best and at worst, and the formula it's based on. Humor is second: usually I think how it would do on VFD and VFH... that's ALL. If I didn't laugh, that doesn't matter. I'm about 4 months old on uncyc, and I know how hard it is when people don't love your writing, it's like when someone doesn't love your baby: it feels like an insult. I am curious now, what in my review style did you think was bad/not good/terrible? --  Le Cejak • <-> 21:50, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

When I hear of Baby Shakes does the name "Al Gore" come to mind? Not in mine, even though he's liberal. There are lots of environmentalists out there, but which one is BEST suited to comment on abortion? That was the weird part for me. As for your article it's simply that I didn't get how the names of your main characters were jokes in themselves. That's what threw me.

Also, you're not always going to get sophisticated reviews, most of the time it'll be casual reviewers like me. That's good though, because most readers on uncyc are just casual readers. --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:30, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

More talking? OK! Here's a short, sweet review. I like short and sweet. --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:37, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:20, Oct 19

STOP RIGHT THERE, MR. MAN!

A HA! You win a template Jim! --  Le Cejak • <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:08, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Dammit! I was hoping to get some grey khakis, handmade with love! Stupid expired coupon. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 01:33, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Ah, Mr. Groovester...

You seem to be bashfully humble about your writing talent. /me takes deep breath GOOD, YOU LITTLE MAGGOT! ABOUT TIME YOU LITTLE NUBS LEARNED SOME FUCKING HUMILITY! Ahem. But seriously, you're an excellent writer, so don't doubt yourself too much, aight? Little maggot?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:01, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

The juxtaposition of maggot, little, excellent, writer, and nub has me confused about your message. Also, humility doesn't become me. Also, please stop calling me a little maggot. I find it ponderously insultive. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 22:13, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

So you desire to speak in artsy formal English? Very well, chap, I shall kindly reiterate in a manner more appropriate to your liking. I simply stated that your tendency to shy away from the praise of your peers, while good lest you become too much of the opposite, should not restrict you from appreciating the exceedingly high caliber to which your work has been attributed. In short, you are already humble, young grasshopper, but don't become one of those "Oh, you liked my writing? 'Cause it really sucked" types, because it gets tiresome, especially when it's not true. Godspeed, young warrior, and congrats on NotM.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:17, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

If you're referring to my comment on my vote at Author of the Month, which I assume you are, I was merely stating that UB:IMTG19CEG wasn't written as an UnBook, and the UnBook namespace was appended to the article at the behest of one VFH voter.

Also, humility really doesn't become me. I'm a genius, and I know it, and I'm not afraid to let other people know it either. In fact, they deserve to know. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 22:26, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

...how should I respond? Well, I guess my advice has been like preaching to a choir, if the choir were a biker gang and preaching was preaching. Ah, well, I'm off to occupy the little niche I've carved as too-serious guy that isn't very humorous. Cheers-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:13, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the thank you!

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I wholeheartedly agree with your agreement

So you think that 33/50 is horible? Nah, your article's fine. However thank you for noticing that I tried really hard. My system is pretty scientific, and I even made that neat miscellaneous score template thing.

Reviewing so much has given me an eye for what articles suck and which don't. I can even predict pretty well what my own articles will be given on pee review. I suggest you start reviewing too. As far as your article goes: I've seen (and reviewed) terrible articles, and yours isn't. Terrible, that is. Anyways, get started. I have articles up there, too, so... Anyways, yeah, thank you! I'm glad we're getting along.

--  Le Cejak • <-> 01:25, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen

Pretty good stuff... Okay Really *REALLY* good stuff =) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 10:19, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad you enjoy my work. Or rather, I'm glad you enjoy inspiration that practically writes itself, the likes of which I have yet to repeat. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 12:51, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, I am here to help the cause if you should ever need a helpful push! =) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 12:55, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Classy

Here's a handy user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer

Jim Groovester/archive1 Has A Lotta Class. And they could beat you up.

Aaawww... Jim Groovester/archive1 has been diagnosed with cancer. head cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vot!

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thank you, sire! --THE 19:50, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:00, Dec 7