User talk:InMooseWeTrust/1

Welcome!

Hello, InMooseWeTrust, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:InMooseWeTrust/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider contributing to Uncyclopedia's current colonization of the week, a group writing project to improve a single popular article. Anyone is welcome to contribute, so come help out!

If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk)

Hi there

Thanks for taking an interest in voting on VFH heck know we need the help. I noticed that some of your votes appear to have been cast... Um... Rather quickly? Looking at your contributions you even voted on two articles within the same minute! I assume you actually read all those articles before voting right? Thanks in advance. MrN 21:04, Jul 28

Yes, I have read them. I use Firefox so I open a lot of tabs at the same time. I read them and vote in chunks. InMooseWeTrust 01:39, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Ahh, that's OK then. Sorry to bother you. Enjoy your time at Uncyc. Oh, check out some of the stuff above. Some of the links are well worth looking at if you intend on being around a while. You sign your posts on talk pages (like this one) with ~~~~. Cheers. MrN 21:16, Jul 28

I do the same thing Mr. Moose. I'm surprised nobody's questioned me about it yet. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:27, 28 Jul

Same here - although not exclusively. BTW I've thrown together a fairly rudimentary sig for you as you've been signing but haven't had a sig made up. And you'll need to throw together a User Page. Even if at the very least you put up something saying "I'm here." Pup t 00:26, 29/07/2009

Hi, I'm Boomer. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:03, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Hello, everyone! Thank you for the help. I'm a Wikipedia regular so it's an awkward adjustment writing from encyclopedic content to satire. I did a good chunk of the Bangladesh article; I hope you like it. I haven't been on much so I didn't get a chance to do any decent upgrading (of my profile and such). InMooseWeTrust 01:39, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Wikiwhodia? Hmm. I would not be telling too many people that sort of thing you know... Anyway, as I was saying, or perhaps I had not stated yet. Anyway... Satire is often funny when it's as close to the truth as can be made funny so I think you will do just fine here. If you create a user page, then people can see what you are working on. :) MrN 19:04, Jul 29

You may or may not have noticed he has boobs.    Orian57    Talk   19:06 29 July 2009

17 karat. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:12, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

What's wrong with saying I'm from Wikipedia? I don't do satire very well, but the truths I state (like the ones I put in the Bangladesh article) are so realistically absurd that I can pass them off as satirical content.InMooseWeTrust 11:32, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

I noticed

one of your votes on vfh, and while I haven't read the articles I'm confident that I destroyed power rangers much more efficiently than that but then I'm just bragging. Also hello, and don't be frightened by people dropping in like this. 90% of all the talking here is irelevant. Have fun!    Orian57    Talk   18:40 29 July 2009

Technically, Power Rangers is Japanese trash because it's based on Super Sentai. Your article definitely deserves to be featured. InMooseWeTrust 18:58, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

It was. twice. And I know. But thanks. Sorry. Short sentences. Make me sound. Overly sarcastic. Sorry.    Orian57    Talk   19:00 29 July 2009

Bangladesh

You haven't given up on Bangladesh have you? You will be coming back to Uncyclopedia right? :'( --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 20:17, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not giving up until it looks like the Singapore article. I just do a lot in different areas (outside of Uncyclopedia) so I can't fix up the Bangladesh article now. I cleaned up the History and the Geography. InMooseWeTrust 21:09, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Awesome, I look forward to seeing what you do with it :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 21:24, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Quality Control

Hi IMWT, I saw the IP edits and considered reverting but I'm not completely sure how to do it, do I just hit "undo"? --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:06, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Je speak franglais aussi. I like it when people talk to me online in French, BTW. InMooseWeTrust 00:30, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Puis je will parler franglais more souvent :D --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:35, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Biology

First of all, your Pee review was awful and totally unhelpful, and second of all, the point of Pee Review is to provide feedback so that the article can potentially be made better, not to go "well, I didn't find this funny, therefore this should be deleted," which is what you did. Now, I could call you any number of derogatory things, but instead I will simply ask that you never so much as look at anything I write ever again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:02, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Looking at your other Pee Reviews, they all seem to be like this. I was infuriated at your review of disorganized crime in particular. I think it's safe to ask that you never review anything on Pee ever again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:02, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Looking further at VFD, it seems as though you've nominated another article for deletion that you reviewed, Progressive Bike Insurance. You are clearly missing the point of both Pee, the articles themselves, and just about everything. I think it's safe to ask that you never come to Uncyclopedia again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:08, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Um?

What are you doing? You appear to be removing something on mass. Why, and for what reason? I'm about to revert all your recent edits. Please explain. MrN 14:40, Aug 20

He's blocked at the moment isn't he? How can he be doing anything? Also, for some reason, he was deleting all references to Al Jolson. If he's trying to eradicate all racist humour from the site, he might be a long time. Or maybe he just really doesn't like the Jazz Singer... --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 14:44, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Also, read Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy before using VFD again. Thanks. MrN 14:54, Aug 20

Also, read UN:PRG before reviewing another article at Pee Review. Are you turning into a troll? It's looking that way my friend. I hope not as I was enjoying some of your contributions early on, but of late you appear to be loosing the plot somewhat. I hope I am wrong. MrN 15:01, Aug 20

Unfomercial:Progressive Insurance - Bike insurance Review

Okay, kiddo, I don't know what your fucking problem is, but you need to understand one thing: When people put their article up for reviewing, they want constructive criticism and helpful advice, not some asshat telling them they suck at writing. I hope you aren't this much of an asshole in real life, but regardless of whether you are or not, you better leave that shit at the door when you come onto Uncyc. There's no I in RAPE (lol contribs) 19:21 Aug 20, 2009

You're Back

Don't worry, I'm not going to be mean or anything. Actually, I'm sorry about the above stuff I said, about how you should never come back here, and stuff. However, you should probably read the guidelines/learn how things are done before you actually go doing them, ya know? Anyway, I feel we should start over: hi, I'm Guildensternenstein, but you can call me Guildy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for voting on Number Bases

User:POTR/NumberBases Pup t 22:42, 8/09/2009

Thank you from the trainyards

User:POTR/ITTE Pup

A miserable thanks

Thank you for making UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés the miserable feature attraction for September 14!

As the French version of the musical says:
À la grande misère du peuple
Et à l'absence de la joie
Remplis ton cœur d'un vin très triste
Et à demain, ami désolé.
Nous voulons faire la guerre
Contre notre gouvernement
Pour illuminer notre terre
Malgré que probablement nous mourrons en faisant cela parce que nous ne pourrons jamais être heureux puisque cette intrigue se fixe sur la misère incessante qui vient de l'injustice sociale dont nous souffrons
These thank-you templates get harder to write every time, don't they? Really, it's quite a miserable predicament.

---

Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one.) Sir MacMania GUN—[21:05 14 Sep 2009]

Alec Baldwin

Done all your requested changes, so shift ya vote plz. thnk you. I've only been here a month longer than you, but looking at your talk page, I don't think I've managed to piss off half as many users as you have. Great Work! I'll have to try harder to keep up. --Matfen 18:39, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

 There is a featured article beyond all featured articles known to man...  

At the sign-post up ahead... You have just crossed over into... the Thank You Zone. The Global Tourniquet says "Thanks for voting for my featured article"

Do you celebrate Moosemas?

Moosemas DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:57, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Shucks!

Hot diggity, boy! You caught that fish so good that Necropaxx is gonna thank you! "Thank you." ~ Necropaxx

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:45, Nov 29 2009

Thanks Moose!

WELCOME TO VORTEX 102 The first semester will cover the entire spectrum of human biological vortices, with the first quarter focusing exclusively on the colonic vortex. In this animated simulation, the event horizon (colon) can be clearly distinguished. Unlike the hydraulic, atmospheric and gravitational vortex, the biological vortices aren't open ended systems with dubious conclusions as to where the crap goes in and comes out. Since biological systems are easily identifiable and make for an easy study, we'll be spending a lot of time on them. By understanding the biological vortices, we may glean insight into the larger picture. The foundation of all knowledge starts with the colonic vortex so study this animated gif for no less than an hour a day for the next week. Thank You! Dr S

If you would like to get a transcript of tonight's program, simply call 5-555-555-5555 and remember the day, time, channel and first ten words spoken in the program you're interested in and we'll attempt to help you. Thanks! --    16:35, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for your review

Thanks, and yes, I' messaging you to ask you to convert my wrong grammar in the article into the correct one ;). Moreover, feel free to add something to improve the article, if you got any good idea. Cheers! Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 11:10, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Hey

Thanks for review, again. And thanks it was a positive one. Sorry I pushed you ;). Well, If you want to do the proofreading in that article, go on. And I just don't understand why don't you "worship" Mugabe as other Uncyclopedians :D. Cheers. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 00:15, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you!

Uncle-Dad thanks you in the only way he knows: a long glass of moonshine and an hour with his niece-wife.

IronLung 22:35, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Late thanks

An expression of gratitude We appreciate your discerning judgment and shrewd disposition in voting for HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics, even though the author is a ne'er-do-well and never pealed a steeple bell.

~ 18:12, Jan 24, 2010

VFH

"Factual inaccuracies and such. PM me for a detailed assessment." I know you are meant to take votes against VFH in good faith but...this just has me confused??? Sequence 11:37, February 2, 2010 (UTC

You made my day when you voted for me for VFH, so now let me make yours. Come here, and prove to me the saying that a man's antlers. . .well, you know. Giggle giggle. Oh, yes, I can see. They weren't kidding!

Thanks!

Matfen thanks you for your vote! His article could not have been featured without you...

--Matfen 11:35, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

A Ten Minute Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

YOUR SUPPORT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED!

[guitar solo]

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:17, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

---

R U Bangla? :)

I just read that nice article about Bangladesh however some IPs spam alot. What kind of IPs are they? Indians?--Dah Dope Boyz' 12:15, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know. People just spam a lot, but I've been trying to keep the article well-written. InMooseWeTrust 12:29, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

And what do you want? You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx? Ha!

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:41, Apr 7 2010

Pee review thing

This woman has taken out a balloon mortage. The irony! Thanks for your vote on Sideboob, it started it off on a good vote. Al sans chains

Hi InMooseWeTrust, just a quick note for future reference, please do not delete reviews and list the page under QVFD, I see what you were trying to do but that is not the way you request a second review. To request a new review simply submit the article as before, just add "(2nd)" after the title. The reason for this is that people get upset and irritated when their work is deleted and it throws the whole pee list out if a linked to page is then deleted through QVFD. In future read the instructions carefully before acting or ask someone for help. I took the liberty of adding a second request on your behalf here, if there is a problem with this, feel free to let me know on my talk page. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:05, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Puritan Poetical Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:37, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

---