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Siddhartha Gautama (born sometime in the 6th century BCE[1]) is an Indian prince and philosopher who founded Buddhism after reaching enlightenment. He is perhaps better known as his alter-ego, Gautama Buddha,[2] an overweight but jolly Chinese man who fights for truth, justice, and General Tso's Chicken.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Siddhartha was the son of King Śuddhodana, the Kshatriya leader of Shakya clan, whose capital was Kapilavastu in the Land of the Hard to Pronounce Names.
Road to enlightenment[edit | edit source]
Siddhartha's first LSD trip.
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See also[edit | edit source]
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A nation united by virtually nothing, except perhaps Ganesha's wrinkly elephant arse
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| States: East Bengal • Kashmir • Kerala • Maharashtra • Nepal • Tibet • Tulu Nadu | ||
| Cities: Bangalore • Chandigarh • Delhi • Kolkata • Pune • Thiruvananthapuram | ||
| Religions: Buddhism • Hinduism • Islam • Tantra • Zoroastrianism • Sikhism | ||
| Funny guys: Babur • Barkha Dutt • Shivaji • Mohandas Gandhi • Rudyard Kipling • Dalai Lama • K. Padmarajan • Nathuram Godse | ||
| A zoo-full of deities: Allah • Ganesha • Hanuman • Kali • Shivaji | ||
| Languages: Engrish • Hindi • Sanskrit • Telugu • Urdu | ||
| Other stuffs: Bhagavad-gita • Bollywood • Cricket • Curry • ChuChu TV • Football • Hippies • Jat • Mango • Mughal Empire • Rajput • Ramayana • Rock • ₹ • Taj Mahal • Turban • Urumi • VJTI |