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Your talk page is mine!

Heh. Thanks for your vote in VFS, too. You're on the fast track to passing through it yourself, mein protege (who's probably older than me). Keep up the excellent work.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:35, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for your welcome MrN9000 Uncyclicvisitor 16:53, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. Could you put new messages a the bottom though" Thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:56, Mar 18

Thanks be to you!

Thanks again for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:59, Mar 1

"Meep?" -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:59, 2 Mar
(I always fall for that 'Username' tag. Every single friggin' time... Can anyone spell "blonde"?) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:58, 5 Mar


Updated, Changed and Improved. Check it Out and suggestions for improvement needed! – Preceding unsigned comment added by ASHPD (talk • contribs)

First off, sig your dam posts!!! Secondly, regarding the article... Before you do anything else, remove EVERYTHING about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Russian Reversal and possibly Soviet Russia (though maybe not). Fix the red text. Why does the text swap to red? Does anyone else do that in their articles? It does not make it look good. Seriously dude. There are also large area of the article which just don't look finished. You have left "notes" to yourself in the article, which are visible to the reader, and the formatting really does not flow well. In places the article breaks down into unrelated sections, with random quotes thrown in, and templates in the middle of the article. Dude, to me it just looks like you need to put more effort into it. Anything 'random' which is not supported by something funny is not a good idea either. It's still too random... It's getting better, but there is still got a LONG way to go... Look at some of our featured articles to get an idea of the kind of thing they do, and keep working on it... I think you can do it. Enjoy. :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:29, Mar 2

Here's a beta edit of the article. I need reviews. Thanks. --ASHPD 15:58, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Random award time!

...Plungerman Award(?)
For site maintenance stuff, whether it be being active on VFD, writing helpful pee reviews, or other cool behind-the-scenes stuff. My question is, who the fuck is that green guy?

You've been so adamant about keeping up with VFD for about as long as I can remember, and it just occurred to me that we have no such award for that. So I'm giving you this as a way to say thanks on behalf of all of Uncyclopedia. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:14 Mar 3

Well thank you very much! Always nice to have something new to add to the collection. :) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:16, Mar 3

N00b question time!

My sig is suddenly all F***ed up. Does that mean that the image server is not found, or that someone or something's been up to no good? I liked it in all pink... It was pwetty... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:19, 3 Mar

Looks fine now from where I'm standing... We have been having some problems with the latest upgrade I think, and it's be causing problems with lost of peoples sigs. Don't worry about it, I guess in time it will be fixed. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 09:17, Mar 3
Apparently it had ended up on the unused image list with a few others of my uploads. It is fixed now. I found the huff log and asked the admin who removed them to return them. He was a good sport and returned them to me. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:51, 3 Mar
Yea, he can be a bit mad with his deletion of images that Max... Great admin though. Depending on how you link images (with a absoulte path or not), sometimes they do not show up in 'What links here' and so may appear as unused... I think there is a lable of some kind which you can put onto an image to indicate that it's not to be deleted. __NODELETE__ or something like that I think, though I'm not sure, as I have never used it. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:29, Mar 3
And btw, do you like my new, even more pink sig? I guess next I'll have to chop the Good Old Union Jack, so it's more pink... Ah well, later... Can you imagine it, your n00b has a real, honest to God job and is actually going to be a bit busy every now and then? Well, you won't notice a difference... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:56, 3 Mar
Nice. A luvvy blend of colours. It's not 'popping up' for me anymore, but that could just be because I'm tired. I mean, this has never happened to me before. I really don't know what it is. It's not you, I mean. Ohh... :| MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:16, Mar 3
Well, that little heart will attract some attention to my sig. I'm going to work a bit more on photoshop in the near future, I suspect¨, but that's a big "shhh". -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:53, 3 Mar


I was getting around to it, honest! Sheesh, you turn your back for a minute to talk to the Missus about Bob Dylan (don't ask) and people think you've forgotten to tag an article! (Ta!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:36, Mar 3

Yea, I know... I was just playing... Led and ZB have me running back and forward today with the poopsmithing today, so I'm a bit out of breath. It's a pain though that VFD template... I can never decide if it's best to tag the article before putting it onto VFD or afterwards. Do it first, and you run the risk of getting to VFD to find it full, then having to remove the tag again or do it afterwards and have some asshole complaine that you forgot to do it. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:48, Mar 3


I like to say "deleted" in the comments. It makes me feel like a big man. A BIG MAN. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:51, Mar 3

Ohh! Sorry BIG MAN man. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:54, Mar 3
/me listens to his ego purr as it is stroked. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:56, Mar 3
what does it do when I say BIG MAN! ~Jewriken.GIF 00:19, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
...I need a tissue. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:21, Mar 4
/me passes Led a box... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:25, Mar 4


Whatcha trying to do there? Anything I can help with? Spang talk 02:25, 04 Mar 2008

Well hi! I'm not sure if I can express how grateful I am that you have offered! Thanks very much! Well... First of all, I should say that I'm actually a C/C++ programmer (or pretend to be at work) so this .js stuff is a bit foreign to me. It's not 'real' programming don't you know! Only joking (of course) I should really make an effort to learn what everything does, but really (as I'm sure you can tell) I'm just messing about pasting various bits in which I have stolen from various people. Mostly you it appears! What I'm really trying to do at the moment is get my pages to load a bit faster... I'm using Firefox I find at work that my pages load fine, but at home they take an age... I ran "ethereal" over it, and found that the "import" script (and document.write) commands appeared to be going out and re-getting the page every time from the web every time I clicked on a new page. To fix this, I have been trying to paste all the code from the 'original' source into my .js I'm also in favour of doing this so that I can actually manage my own code, rather than relying on someone else (who may change theirs). This does appear to speed things up... Would you agree that I'm right about this 'speed' issue? Surely having all the code in one lump is better than re-fetching it every time (requiring a new web access). I'm also having a bit of trouble as it keeps replacing my ~~~~~ with a date stamp. I think that's just because I don't have the "nowiki" thing in the right place... I think I can fix this.... What do you use to "debug" your .js? Is there a popular tool around? I'm also conserned that I appear to need to save my .js page every time I want to test it. I don't think that's good for recent changes, for a number of reasons... It says at the top of my .js page that I can test it from the 'preview' button, but that just does not appear to work (when I press ctrl F5). Any tips, suggestions, links or advice would obviously be very welcome. I probably just need to get a good guide on .js and actually bother to learn the language properly, but the old 'C' hacker in me just will not let me! :-) I have a mind to try and write a 'button' for VFD to allow automatic voting without the user needing to edit the txt, but that's another story I guess. Oh, I'm rambling again... Must stop hanging around Modus so much... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:02, Mar 4
Heh, that's quite a ramble! But yeah, everything I learned about JS I learned from uncyc! So it can't be that hard!
As far as I know, your browser should cache all the JS scripts once, even the ones using importscript etc. Might be something to do with your computer forgetting it's already downloaded the JS, or the cache isn't set big enough... I dunno. Having it all in one page might convince it to cache it better. It should work fine, as long as you copy & paste all the scripts being imported exactly as they are in the original pages. Not sure what could be breaking it if you're copying it properly. Check in the error console in firefox and see what, if any, errors are being produced when it tries to run. In JS, 90% of the time it's a misplaced ' or a forgotten ;.
Yeah, you need to nowiki the whole thing to stop mediawiki changing it. You sometimes get a second nowiki tag somewhere inside the code though, which ends it too early. Best to check through it to make sure there's only one at the start and end. And you can preview JS by clicking preview, the only thing is that it won't work for any JS included by a document.write method, that's what the masses of tiny text you might get is if you try that. And it only works on that one preview page, so you can't test a qvfd or recentchanges script or anything.
As for debugging, I use mainly one "bookmarklet", a javascript shell (the top one from here) which is pretty invaluable to me when writing code! It basically lets you type JS straight onto the web page. It's very useful for testing out small bits of code to make sure they work, but can also be used to test the whole finished thing. You have to re-run your code in each time you refresh or navigate away from the page you're on, and importscript or document.write won't work (well, they do, but since the page has already loaded they overwrite all the html), but it gives you errors and line numbers as you run, so is a helluva lot easier than saving the JS, refreshing, going to the right page, checking error console, and re-editing! It's the secret to me adding fully-functional JS in a single edit while everyone else spams recent changes trying to get theirs to work :) Same going for the CSS tester bookmarklet on that page.
As for learning JS, it was pretty easy for me to learn one function at a time as I needed them, and the best resource is probably the w3schools tutorials. And google searches for "js whateveriwanttodo" are usually pretty helpful! I hear it's vaguely similar to C, so might not be too hard to learn, but I've never used that so couldn't really say.
And it might not be real programming, but it's the future of web2.0 don'tcha know! Spang talk 04:27, 04 Mar 2008

I Need A Home

I need a family who can help me learn and look after me i was wondering if you could help...will you be my undaddy? These are the following types of payment i DO NOT give:-

  • Sexual Favours
  • Money Favours
  • Favours
  • Anything

Maff 12:37, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, tempting... Um. What kind of favours do you offer then? Posting everything you write twice? Seriously though, before I say or do anything else, I want you to undo the changes you just made to your talk page which removed the welcome message left there by another user. Why did you remove it? I also want you to read the links which are in that welcome message. Especially the top two. Let me know when you have... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:02, Mar 5
Ooo... A brother, eh? Yay, I'm gonna be a big sister! (with the assumption he qualifies for the job...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:48, 5 Mar

The twice thing was an accident. And ill undo the changes to my thing in a bit. I need to go sumwhere. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Maff (talk • contribs)

And comments are to be signed... /me sighs and goes back to writing something... ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:08, 5 Mar

Sorry was in a rush am back now and ill get on wif ma deeds Maff 15:51, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Ok ive undone the thing and ive read the links mr boss man Maff 16:00, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh and btw im editin all ma stuff so i can be the hippest noob ever to be a noob. Maff 16:56, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

O.o Should I pretend I feel threatened? Naah... Oh, Daddy Dearest, I looked into that JS thingie a bit. It doesn't seem that hard, since I can do some HTML, so I may eventually make me a .js page, but this far, I don't know what the use of it is still. Though out of curiosity I taught myself some of the basics last night. I guess I was bored... Oh, I got a new job, so I may or may not have less time for Uncyclopedia. Likely I'll in fact have even more time for it. Time will tell. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:10, 5 Mar
  • Cool Maff. Consider yourself adopted. It's good you have read those pages, really they are the basis of what this place is all about... I like your user page. Looks like you have put some effort in. I hope you go on to be a great contributor to the site... I will be watching your talk page also, so any questions you want to ask, you can ask there, or on here if you want to. A few users watch my page, so if I'm not around one of them may also be able to help. To get you started, I can probably recommend you take a look at Luvvy's talk page. Maybe read through it... She was the first n00b I adopted on Uncyc, and she asked a lot of the questions which I guess you might be likely to ask. Obviously, anything which you want to ask, feel free to do so. I'm very happy to help. Generally I try not to give direct answers to questions (as Luvvy will testify) but I try to teach you how to find answers to questions yourself. Really learning how to learn is the key...
  • Luvvy... Now you be nice to your new brother! He's just got here, and is all new. Feel free to answer any questions he may ask on my page (if you know the answer!) and it might even be nice if you watched his page to... Job! Really? Well good luck with that. Hmm .js eh? Hmm... I'm sure you will figure it out. You may even think of somewhere you could steal some code from. If you do, make sure you change any bits which directly relate to the particular person.
  • As for you Maff, I would not worry about the whole .js thing for a while until you find your feet. You can cause a lot of trouble with that if your not careful, as Luvvy may be about to find out. Oh, and welcome to the family Maff! My dad is not around much these days, but if you are looking for a more experienced user than myself, I can recommend TheLedBalloon. I guess he's my 'uncle'. Try not to bother uncle Led though unless you really have to. He's a sysop these days (an administrator) and is a busy man. Oh, and welcome to the family! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:42, Mar 5
He'll have to take a look at my first talk archive, Daddy. I also filched the navigation bar from your page... What else, oh, I saw the serial killer template on Maff's page, and decided I'd make my own personalised one: User:Luvvy/Killer. The .gif is my handiwork. I think it turned out pretty, though I could have made it a tad more pink... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:52, 5 Mar
Cool, I was about to mention that archive thing... Luvvy is a real luvvy as you can see Maff. I'm sure Maff can figure it all out. Just a word of caution on the templates thing guys, be careful when you create one. Really it needs to be something which a lot of people will want to use if you are going to put it in the main space. I noticed that Luvvy has hers in userspace, where as your Maff is in the mainspace. Now I think you will probably get away with your new one, but don't make a habit of creating too many templates. That has been a problem we have had with a number of users in the past. Generally it's best to create a template in userspace (like Luvvy did) especially if you are not sure how many people would use it... Noticed your nav bar Luvvy. They are handy eh? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:01, Mar 5
I haven't checked who created the Serial Killer one, but I know that mine's at least so far unique ;) How did you like the animation on it? I'm getting better at them. Actually, I have done them by hand a few times, and am no stranger to cartoons. Only difference is that by drawing on the computer, I need to get used to the system. Thus far there have been little or no problems with them... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:08, 5 Mar
It's a bit of an EH??? I'm afraid for me! What's the red all about? That ones not for the mainspace in my view... I'm glad you are getting the hang of editing pics though, I'm far from the best at it myself. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrN9000 (talk • contribs)
Well, I didn't make it for the mainspace. I tried to make that red moving spot make you think of a laser sight, but I might have botched it... As comes to editing pics, I'm just rusty, but I tend to know what I'm doing. Kinda... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:19, 5 Mar
I know, I know. Just keeping ya on the straight and narrow. Plus, now you know how to use the {{unsigned}} template... I was just testing you. Did not really forget to add my sig. Honest. No really! I was. Not a mistake. Would never do that. Not me. Ever. Even once. Even slightly. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrN9000 (talk • contribs) a.k.a. "Daddy"
Daddy, have you thought about getting yourself tested for Alzheimer's? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:43, 5 Mar
Who said that! What's going on? Where are my slippers? Oh, and if you are still reading Maff, and I sympathise if you left to cut your own head of long ago, I'm sure you are getting the idea of how things work (or not in my case) around here.... Now what am I supposed to do now? Oh yes... Now eye members... One of thems sig things... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:50, Mar 5
If he's even half as stubborn as I am, he's not going anywhere. And one thing's good. We're all total UKers and at least your kids claim to be more or less fluent in Sarcasm. We'll get along just fine. Now who wants to be hugged..? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:18, 5 Mar

Ill have a hug :D. Btw how do i make the lines just go one down? cos i just use enter twice and it looks wrong. Maff 16:47, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Do you mean how the beginning of the line gets moved like it does in Word with the tab key, basically? Do you notice we use ':' before we start writing? One indents the text one step, two two steps and so on. Does this answer your question? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:03, 6 Mar
Yes fanks :D.... WHERES MY HUG!Maff 17:32, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Now now, Baby Brother... You notice what little edit I did? I added one more : in front of my text so that it indents it one more step, thus making it easier to see where the next comment goes. /me hugs Baby Bro... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:13, 6 Mar
Yay fanks. Btw im doin quite alot on the mensa thing. :D Maff 18:29, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Tell me what u think pwees Maff 18:29, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Looks good guys. I'm glad you are getting the hang of things Maff... /me thinks Luvvy might be able to start thinking about adopting herself soon maybe... Not just yet, but she will make a great mum one day. Even though she's a bit bossy! Like your edits Maff. You are doing some good stuff there. Oh, and don't you listen to everything your big sister says! She's recently got the hang of "whoring" (after some initial problems), and appears to have roped you into writing her articles for her! Naughty girl. (daddy is proud of his little whore girl)... I read your Sunny D article Maff. It's a good start, I think it can be a nice article. Still needs a bit of work on it I think, and I would probably leave that construction tag on it for a while. Maybe if someone fancied replaying the favour, some new input might help. I might throw an edit or two in myself later... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:42, Mar 6
I'm taking care of my baby brother, don't worry. I'll also look into his article shortly. I noticed it before, and it is still a stump. You think you're going to be ready to be a granddad soon, Daddy? (as a side note, maybe I should start by looking into the Welcoming Committee thingie in stead of starting to adopt quite yet...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:55, 6 Mar
I'm really not sure why you bother asking the questions these days, you already know the answers! Seriously though. Yep. That would be a good start. There is some .js around which allows you to automatically generate the txt, and it will highlight blank talk pages in green. Oh, never welcome IPs or banned users. The admin types really don't like that. Well you can ask the IPs to get an account if you really like something one has done, but don't use the .js thing on them... /me thinks it's time Luvvy started looking into .js MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:00, Mar 6

UU wanders past to find MrN up to his neck in Nappies

Crikey, this is all getting awfully cosy in here. You would appear to have your work cut out with your fledgling family MrN. Wait 'til they start arguing over the remote control... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:35, Mar 6

Ahh, well hi UU. Glad you could pop by... Put your feet up and have a cigar while we watch the kids play on the lawn... Yes, the family appears to be swelling to new unexpected proportions. Rather like my head, actually considering the UotM. It's very flattering over there at the moment. I thought I might have been in with a chance this month, but the current scores are rather ridiculous. 10-4 or something? That's just silly. I guess my posts in the dump lately have been drawing attention to me, whereas not everyone appreciates all the good you are doing all over the place. You make me feel bad about pee-review actually. I have really been slacking down there! Maybe we might know some people who could do some reviews! You got that you two kids? Go do some reviews down at uncle UU's Pee Review pad, maybe then your old dad will not look so bad for only showing up now and again!
Seriously though guys. Doing Pee Reviews is a great way to learn a lot about Uncyc, and there is not much that will you make you more popular with the particular individual who submitted the article than doing one well. If you decide to Maff, make sure you check out the guidelines... You don't want uncle UU putting you across his knee... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:42, Mar 6
Yes, Daddy... /me wanders off... I even made myself a Pee template a little while back... Gal's gotta have their own style. The standard one wasn't pink enough... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:08, 6 Mar
Funny, I'm sure I don't remember leaving that level 2 heading there... I could say similar things and more about you old chap. Things are ticking over more smoothly than I can remember at VFD since you started smithing. I remember waiting for ages to shovel my own finds on there and shift some stuff from the lounge, and now there's almost always space. Yeah, the 20 limit helps, but more credit is due to you for diligent drainage. I don't think it's a coincidence that it started sticking again while you were away. And you help out in many other ways too. Look around here at this n00b adoption stuff, for example. You'll notice that while I welcome, I'm not an adopter. In fact, I generally keep my head down, being happy just to get on with things, and have what seems to be a decent rep. I think the scores are pretty fair if you ask me. I do wonder what might have happened on certain votes if I were more visible in forums and on IRC, I guess, but on the other hand, I'm sneakily hoping for a bit of Uncyc history of my own - I'm set to equal the record of UotM noms with no win, so next month could see me set a brand new record. A sort of UotM equivalent of RCMurphy on NotM, if you like! See, I'm low-profile like a fox... I know what I'm doing under my manhole cover! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:54, Mar 6

Maff Raises the Signature Issue

How do i make my signature thingy prettyful like other peoples. Mine is boring. Maff 19:06, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Hi Maff. here is where Luvvy asks that very same question. Basically there is a (kinda) good explanation of what to do here. It takes a bit of figuring out, but I'm sure you will get it... You create the page as instructed in the directions, and it should work. Like Luvvy did, it's probably best to steal someone else's sig to start off with, and customise it to your requirements. Let me know if you need any help with it. Oh, sometimes it's helpful to start a new section guys (usually when the topic changes) which it kinda did when Maff asked about sigs. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:42, Mar 6
Hmmm... Edit conflicts, for a change... You know how to do subpages yet? To make things "easier", go here and create your new signature on this pretty subpage I made for you. It is pretty common for people to filch other users' codes... My current sig is 1446 characters long in it's raw form. I recommend starting with something simpler, like your username and for example the Union Jack and adding to it as you learn more formatting. Then there was something about going to your preferences and put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Maff/sig}} <small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}}</small> as your "nickname" and tick the raw signature box. When it's done, you're supposed to sign with just three tildes ~~~ in stead of four. Try it out. If you need help, ask me or Daddy. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:57, 6 Mar
Wow. Who's a clever girl then! Yep, what Luvvy said Maff... It's worth reading the guide about it (and some of the pages it links to) as there are some 'rules' relating to how it should be done... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:06, Mar 6
I am, Daddy... I think I read something about the sig guidelines ages ago, but I just made my own at some point. Now it's pretty much how I like it. Pwetty and PINK! (btw, regarding those colour codes, I don't even have to look at them in Photoshop anymore, I can almost certainly tell what a colour is based on it's RGB code, and I can help with those if need be...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:19, 6 Mar


Not vandalism. The original article was just raw text with no structure. I would like to expand the article, but it needs better chaptering (if that's a word). I think if you compare the before after, its not a heap better, but definitely not worse :) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Expats (talk • contribs)

Yes. Sorry about that. I noticed that you continued to edit it a bit afterwards. I reverted because you did appear to remove some stuff which could have had some merit, but I understand now what you were doing. Please continue to improve the page in whatever manor you wish. Oh, don't forget to sig your posts on talk pages with ~~~~. Thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:18, Mar 6
Great, so I will continue then. Looking back, I now see that me moving stuff the way I did does look like deleting. BTW I realized that I had forgotten to sign, so came back to edit this post, but some how the ~~~~ did not work sorry about that. Maybe I only put three or somethign like that. Expats 15:20, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Luvvy starts asking Daddy awkward questions about the .js thing

So, I know they exist. What now? (Oh, and as comes to asking questions, some of them are just such that I need assurance, some things I actually have no clue of what I'm up to. Does that sound confusing? Yes, to me it is...)

I have no real clue of other than I know that .js indicates it has something with JavaScript to do and that knowing some HTML speeds up the learning process...

Does this remind of the time when you started asking your parents awkward questions about sex or what..? (Well, taken that you had the guts to do so...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:11, 6 Mar

Come to IRC... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:17, Mar 6
Yes, Daddy... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:02, 6 Mar
Speaking of IRC, I've got my own lair here, if you think you want to give it another go... :P -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:55, 7 Mar

2002 Germany airplane sexual intercourse

I don't see how the article is "really random" at all - And the article had gone through a pee review here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Vzvartnots/2002 Germany airplane sexual intercourse

I moved it from my user domain after seeing the pee review.

BTW, I modeled the Uncyclopedia after this after the real disaster; the ATC center was improperly managed; there was a conflict between TCAS (the airliner's system that tells it when to avoid another airliner) and the ATC. The two airliners collided over southern Germany. The angry father of one family on the Tupolev stabbed the (innocent) ATC controller to death in Switzerland. I tried taking the scenario and making it "bizzarro"-ish. Vzvartnots 22:35, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

It still needs work. HTBFANJS is a great start to read. Also read what's at Uncyclopedia:Best of for a sampling of the cream of the crop. In general, it's best to be coherent when authoring an article. In the meantime, please try not to monger any drama here. The article you made has promise, but just remember that humor is subjective, and that some people will never like what you write. In conclusion, you do seem rather well suited not only for here, but for Illogicopedia. Good luck to you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:09, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, what he said. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:25, Mar 6
I'm taking suggestions and trying to revamp the article based on the two pee reviews and the following comments :) Vzvartnots 23:29, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Good luck with it. Like I said in my ICU, I thought that it needed more work, and I hope you can sort it out... I would probably remove most of the red links to start with, and then think about removing some of the more random stuff... Did you read HTBFANJS? Seriously if you have not, please do. It's not an insult, and really is very useful... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:32, Mar 6
Oh, I've seen it but it may be a good idea for me to read it again as it may give me an idea on how to make it funnier :) Vzvartnots 23:34, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Sure! I'll leave it alone for awhile and let you play with it :) - Anyone is welcome to edit any article that I create at any time :) Vzvartnots 00:01, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Well I have made some edits. It's still ICU (I think) but just needs some formatting and a few more pictures really, and your good to go... Hope you like my edits. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:32, Mar 7
Thank you very much for your edits! I like how the article is flowing. I'll think of any more pictures to add. How should I design a "map" of the flight routes to look "Unencyclopedic" ? - Maybe use pink and red and have cupids hovering around a map? BTW the A9C-DHL and the RA-85816 are IDs for the aircraft while the flight numbers were DHL 611 and Bashkirian Airlines 2937. Vzvartnots 00:46, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
I got a bit confused about the RA-85816 are IDs thing, but I'm sure you can sort it out, and put in what should be there... As per the pics, I'm not an expert on making those... I think you need 3 or 4 more. I would probably find most of the pics from the internet and maybe do a special one yourself if you fancy it later. It's up to you of course. Pink sounds good though. Pink for one line, blue for the other maybe? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:58, Mar 7
Who said PINK?! Where?! /me likes pink... And porn red, not to forget porn red... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:08, 7 Mar
Routes of the two lovebird aircraft
Yeah, pink and blue would work too (with the pink for the Bashkirian Airlines and the blue for the DHL) Vzvartnots 01:09, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
How is this image? Vzvartnots 03:19, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

I like it. I have also removed the ICU. Obviously it will benefit from whatever additional effort you decide to put into it, but I now think this article is worthy of a place in Uncyclopedia. I must admit it. When I first saw this page, I did not fancy it's chances of survival, but you have proved me wrong. Great job. Oh, make sure you remember to put some links to this article into other relevant article so that people find it. You should also figure out which categories you want this in also... ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:38, Mar 7

Ah, so that's a line break.

Just wanted to say thanks for holding this noob's hand as he settles in. You've been very helpful. Ta. Optimuschris 00:29, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Your very welcome. Thanks for voting on and helping out at VFD... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:30, Mar 7
My pleasure. And now I have one more favor to ask you. I'm pretty much finished with this, but I think it needs one more picture for the middle section. The problem is I can't think of what to stick there. Do you have any suggestions? Also, any general comments or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks again! Optimuschris 18:31, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Hea, I like it. This is your first article? Surprising if so, my first efforts were somewhat lacking! Generally, it's not bad. Not super funny, but basically what pretty good. I like your writing style, and generally the article flows very well...

Some tips:

  • Add some more links to other articles. In places you are a bit short on them. Also, don't forget that you can use the links to add humour depending on what they actually link to.
  • Add some categories.
  • Add some relevant links to this article from other 'related' articles. You need these so that other people can find your article. Same goes for the categories...
  • Like you said, it needs a picture or two more. For now, maybe go with a stupid looking kid? Maybe a picture of 'your mom'? You can always come back later if you think of something better...
  • Oh, I was not sure if you knew how to use the px thing in you thumb pictures, so changed a few around to show ya how to do it.

I would also recommend that maybe you think about trimming it down a little bit. Possibly make a decision on which bits you think are not the best, and trim em back a bit. Quality is always more important than quantity, and I did feel that it dragged on just a little bit at times.

Also. Congratulations! You're now an Uncyc editor. Welcome to the community! Hope you decide to stick around and write lots more good stuff... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:49, Mar 7

HA! And here I was worried it might still be a bit short. Where'd you feel it dragged? Thanks for the input, I'll try and add a few more links. I kinda thought I made pretty good use of the links I have already (I'm particularily proud of laundry linking to "I lost your pet ferret"), but there's always room for improvement. Finding appropriate articles to link to it was gonna be my next mission. Thanks again. Optimuschris 20:30, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Not really "dragged" I guess it's a good article and I'm not sure I could pin point anything in particular... Just a suggestion. As I said, it's really up to your judgement, and I'm sure whatever you go with will be fine. I was Just really mentioning the quality rather than quantity thing, and it's always better the trim an article back now and again. Have fun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:02, Mar 7
"I guess it's a good article" Would you mind if I quoted you on that? :p Cool, again thanks with helping me with my first article. I'd give you one of those fancy template thingies, but I haven't gotten around to learning how to make 'em yet. Optimuschris 21:48, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
And I owe you another thank you. I was wondering how to make the "blurb" at the start. It looks 1000% better now. Optimuschris 15:10, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
You are welcome. Actually, you're giving me more than enough thanks by voting over at VFD. Thanks a lot for that. :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:45, Mar 8

Belated Thanks!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S


Thanks for catching it. I probably was gonna put it in the right category or something but screwed up. SteveSims 21:00, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

It's cool. I'm sure you are aware of the importance of the page, and that if what you did had been seen by some other users you might have met with a more aggressive response... Have fun, oh, and keep voting on VFD! We need all the voters we can get! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:13, Mar 8


Oh. You know how there was an IP doing stuff in my userspace... that was me forgetting to log in, sorry. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 05:02, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah, fair enough. Sometimes you have to re-tick the box when you log. Go ahead and revert me... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:05, Mar 9


What's wrong with that guy? He's got some serious anti-social behavior personality defects. I would have removed the Poopsmith template had I seen your original request, and thank you for being polite about it. When I get the time I'll make you a Ninjastar. SteveSims 09:05, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

I really don't know which incident you are referring to... Zombiebaron is one of our most active and useful administrators, and I'm confident that whatever he did to upset you was done for the best interests of the site. I am a little concerned myself that you appear to be a bit confrontational yourself, and would suggest that you back off a little, and avoid any further contact with anyone who may be upsetting you in the near future. Oh, why don't you go write something funny? That is what this place is all about after all... Have fun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:39, Mar 9

Just letting you know

I understand that I can't remove anything from the VFD page, and I was a little harsh on Read Alert 3, but I apoligize and for that I'm sorry for being harsh on ASHPD. I should of gave his article a chance, but I'm just a little new here. --Nekami 13:21, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

See your talk page. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:34, Mar 9


Cccccccc? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:31, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

By the power invested in me by the Cabal, which does not exist

I hereby promote you to the rank of Lieutenant (or Huffer First Class), to show the non existent Cabal's appreciation on your contributions, with specific regards to poop shuffling sector.

Your new rank gives you the following rights:

  1. Wearing your rank in any formal dress you may have, including your pajamas and underwear.
  2. Get one (1) drink for free at the Uncyclopedia pub, were it to be created.
  3. Use your rank as part of your signature.

The roster shall be updated accordingly. Dismissed!

~Jewriken.GIF 10:16, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

WoW! Where did that come from? Will pin it to my underpants immediately! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:12, Mar 10
You too huh? Man, they must give these to anyone! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:07, Mar 10
It's true. Apparently they dish em out to any tom, dick or harry... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:22, Mar 10
Congrats Daddy. A promotion! Wheee! /me hugtackles Daddy and congratulations are in order to uncles Tom and Harry. Sabba has been busy... :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:40, 10 Mar

See what the Finns taught me, Daddy ^.^

Alright, someone forgot to mention to me that bit about making a 'User:Luvvy/sig2' and linking to there, thus making the sig a bit lighter on the page. On the other hand the guys over there didn't know how to muck up the timestamp. Yay. I both learned something new today, and also managed to teach the other Uncyc's admins something new :P Btw. I'll look into that Big Thing™ once I finish watching the 1960 version of Ocean's Eleven. I'm a bit of a technicolour fan... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:23, 10 Mar

Oh, OK. I admit it. You got me. I'm not really sure what you are talking about... I just use User:MrN9000/sig, and sig with ~~~(3 '~'). Why would I want to create User:MrN9000/sig2, and if so, how would I use that? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:16, Mar 10
It was something about the sourcecode slowing things down for some users. if you put {{User:MrN9000/sig}} in your sig2 and link to it from your sig, it should somehow speed the loading time of pages. I guess one of the reasons was that my code is long and the image is animated. I dunno. I'm still a blonde... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:32, 10 Mar
What do ya mean by "link to it from your sig"? I looked at your sig and sig2, and they appear to be copies of each other. Do what now? eh? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:48, Mar 10
I just did what they suggested me to do. It might however have a smaller effect here, as I suspect the server of the Finnish Hikipedia has a fraction of the capacity of this one. Just a thought as to the reason for it. The admins there suggested I do such a change. I did. I'm as confuddled as I was before back when they suggested it. But that's my status quo. /me is confuddled again -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:58, 10 Mar

Workin on a bot, eh?

There's been others, if you wanna take a look, if you think that may help. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:38, Mar 10

Ahh, cool. Thanks. I will take a look... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:43, Mar 10
Most of the ones that have been run before (and not all are still active) were based on pywikipediabot. As such, C# as a 'bot platform is somewhat uncharted territory here. For the pywikipediabot, there is a config file at (ChixpyBot has one posted around here somewhere too) and list of known Uncyclobots at unmeta:robot but I think the only active 'bot on this wiki at the moment is Qscgu9-bot (Laurusnobilis). Dunno. --Carlb 22:40, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Ah, thanks. That might come in handy. I think the code I have is really just set-up to work at Wikipedia. I have been able to get the code going at pedia, but not as yet here... Maybe I can change a few parameters as indicated in your link. Cheers! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:18, Mar 16

Do you ever....

sleep eat drink live die cry read write touchyourself ??? profit?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:52, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Um? I never sleep. I only cry. I don't know why, I can not lie. I try to read, which makes me die. I turn to drink to feed my sole, but, as you mentioned I probably should not masturbate so much. :P Now if you don't mind, I should really go to bed... Night. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:11, Mar 11
See Trousers

Images Anyone?

Ok people. Heres wots 'goin down'well goin nowhere. I can upload the images but i have nooooooooooooooooooooooooo idea how to put them on articles bitte helfen? Maff 18:57, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Now, now son. I would have thought you would have figured that one out by now! Hmm... What you do with this, as well as with practically anything else editing wise on Uncyc, is you look at what someone else has done, and copy that. From what they have done, you can usually just change a few things, and get it how you want it. For example. See that picture of the trousers? Just take a look at the edit page for this page, and you can see the format I have used. Try it out using the preview button, and you will soon get the hang of it... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:03, Mar 11
that doesnt help pappa.... i dont know how to find out what to put in there Maff 17:54, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
You don't know how to click the edit button and look at a page? Come now, I'm sure you know how to do that... Had you done so, you would have seen that I used '[[Image:Trousers (NOT PANTS).jpg|thumb|right|60px|See Trousers]] ' to display the picture. Where it says 'Image:Trousers (NOT PANTS).jpg' you put the name of the picture you want. Where it says 'right' you could have also put 'left'. The '60px' bit decides the size. Try some different sizes and see what it does. The bit after that where it says 'See Trousers' is where you put the text you want to display in the box at the bottom... I hope that explains it to you... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:54, Mar 12
Tankyou i gots it now, look Sunny D Maff 16:47, 13 March 2008 (UTC)


For helping with my Dude. . . still awaiting his answer as to whether we're still friends -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R I'm gonna "Rock You, Baby!" And give you an "Intentional Heartache!" Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 00:51, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry, did you ask me that? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:25, Mar 13
Haha, no, but you helped me calm down. . . I think I was pissed when I logged on. . . anyways, thanks :) *sweet smile* -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R I'm gonna "Rock You, Baby!" And give you an "Intentional Heartache!" Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 23:20, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Whats wrong with my sig?


Maff Icons-flag-gb.png (talk) 18:59, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

There you go. I fixed it for you. I think there was an extra line on the end which you did not need. Also, you are not a CUN, are you? So I removed that, and replaced it with a link to your talk page. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:48, Mar 13
I didnt notice i had CUN on. U sure i had it on, if i did i must have forgotten 2 delete it. And fanks for fixin it for me! Maff Icons-flag-gb.png (talk) 17:14, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Poopsmithing is retarded and not funny

Using it edit summaries is dumb. --CharitwoTalk 00:21, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Um, what are you talking about man? You are aware that I am the poopsmith, and was poopsmithing the VFD page? What should I say? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:29, Mar 14

VFD and your awesome list of shit.

I thought I did leave a couple empty slots? I was operating under the impression that the red (deleted) articles didn't count towards the, well, count. Am I mistaken in that? And I am more than happy to help you burn through your list. I'm a bit like a turtle when it comes to writing, so I figure the best way for me to be productive in the meantime is to help out with quality control at VFD. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 00:35, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

I think strictly speaking, as it says on the VFD page "If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. Over 20 articles is allowed only if there is inactive voting. This is either when there is a red link at the top of the voting table, or when an admin has said that the article has been kept. You have been warned."...
Yea, I don't really understand it myself either... The significant bit is the "red link at the top of the page bit". Maybe I will speak to an admin about changing that a little sometime... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:44, Mar 14
Sorry, RC freak butting in here...anyways, yeah, if there's a red link, you can go "over," but just be very, very careful about not going over 20 blue links. I doubt I'd have the heart to block any of you established folks for the full day, but at the very least I'd have to close the nom and such. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:48, Mar 14
I would have changed it myself a while back Led to say something which makes a bit more "sense", but ZB protected the page from this Poopsmith messing with it... Fancy changing the text to say something which actually reflects what policy is? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:52, Mar 14
I changed the wording a bit. Better, you think? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:07, Mar 14
Um, (whine whine)... How about :

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are show with a red link (where they have been deleted) or with the {{VFDc}} tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

I have seen a few people get confused by this, and perhaps if we change it to this it should clear things up... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:19, Mar 14

Thanks again, bro.

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Thanks. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:16 Mar 14


Suggestions on Read alert 3, just remodified.--ASHPD 17:58, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

What kinda suggestions are you looking for? It's looking better... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:00, Mar 14

I wanna have another Pee Review but the system doesn't allow due to the previous Pee Review entry. Can I have another Pee Review? --ASHPD 10:36, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Did you read the Pee Review guidelines? The bit about where it says (resubmit)? You might have to change the text on the page after it's created to get it to point it to your article...
Regarding Read alert 3... Personally, I would still like to see some of the randomness taken out... As I said when you first asked me about this, I would remove all the references to the Uncyc regulars such as Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. People are just tired of hearing about them... Also I think you can probably work on the formatting and layout to make it look a bit more pleasing on the eye. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:45, Mar 15

Can I bug you again?

I started this last night as a tongue in cheek (obviously) guide for nOObs. It's nowhere near finished yet, but it occurs to me that this has probably been done to death already. So I figured I'd ask somebody who's been around longer than five minutes before I put to much more effort in. Is this gonna get huffed immediately? --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 18:14, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Hea, that looks to me like it's got the makings of a really nice article. Put a few pictures in and obviously work on it a bit more, and you're onto a winner I'm sure. Probably the closest article I can think of would be Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor... Actually don't worry too much if there already is an article about a similar subject anyway. As long as what you do is good I'm sure it will be very welcome. I think you can probably put a few pictures onto your article, and it will be ready for the mainspace. Maybe put the {{WIP}} tag onto it for a bit while you finish it off, but I would be surprised if it's deleted... Have fun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:30, Mar 16

One of my ICU-expried article was deleted too early.

Few weeks ago, you added an ICU label onto one of my article Princess K-Train and the ICU period would be expired on 5 March, 2008. However, when I wanted to do improvement on the article at about 19:00 on 4 March, 2008 (UTC+8) , the article has been already deleted by User:Codeine. That's too early to do so!

I tried to ask User:Codeine to get back the source code but there is no any reply backed. Do I have any chance to get back the source code of the article? Thank you!

Jacaranda 13:52, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I'm not an admin, and can't un-delete articles. I'm sure Codeine will get back to you soon enough... He will be able to recreate the article in your userspace for you to work on some more. Best of luck. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:51, Mar 17
done. Make sure you improve it before you move it back. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:41, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
And in a flash he was gone! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:43, Mar 17
Thank you very much for all your help! Jacaranda 22:47, 17 March 2008 (UTC)


You left a note on my talk page a few weeks ago, but you may have thought I ignored you, in reply to your question I like all forms of racism and I'm always up for trying a new one, try-racism if you will.:) --Sycamore (Talk) 21:30, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Um, I suggest you try my article on racism... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:38, Mar 17

PEEING business

Yerr, I only moved Fag down to retirees/on leave because he had already expressed that he was taking a break from Uncyc for a bit. But I guess we can wait a month or so to move him. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:35 Mar 18

Fag is not going anywhere... ;) He's just being a Fag. :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:40, Mar 18
Seriously? Gahh, I sure feel stupid. So he was just being a liar douche like that other liar douche? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:44 Mar 18
What do you expect from a dram QUEEN. [1]. If you are reading this Fag, GO REVIEW SOMETHING dammit! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:47, Mar 18


UUpartay.jpg Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Because I can't create a template for decent sorts and then not give it to the most decent sort around. Keep it up sir! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:48, Mar 19

Well, thanks a lot! I see these templates are not given out easily... I will add it to me page of awards for which I am grateful immediately. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:58, Mar 19


Thank you for fixing up my page MrN9000! However, may I ask what does "br clear" do? Danke, Mightydandylion 03:59, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Try taking it out, and see what happens. ;-) You can use <br clear="all"> or <br clear="left"> or <br clear="right">... It forces text to start underneath a picture. I did it to yours because on of your headers was on it's own to the right of a picture (did not look nice). With the command put in, it forced the header to start underneath, an looks a bit better on the eye. As you know by now I'm sure, the best way to learn about these things is to try em out for yourself (using the preview button) an see what happens... Have fun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:31, Mar 20
Oh, okay.....whoa! Hey, hey! That's pretty cool! Haha Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 15:42, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


GoodNightEmpties.jpg Cheers!

Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though!
Thanks again!

Cheers MrN. When are you going to write something new yourself? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:41, Mar 21

I have a few idea in the offing, honest. But yep, it's time I pulled my finger out... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:44, Mar 21

A Personal Question

When did you become hilarious? I mean, I know you were clever before, but this is unprecedented!   Le Cejak <-> Mar 23 (18:33)

Ahh, now I know where you have been all this time. You have been taking complement classes. I must say you are improving, although your judgement is as it was... ;-) Now go add some funny to me article damit! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:12, Mar 23

Another personal question: You're a lieutenant? Does that mean you're finally an admin?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 23 (20:17)

Hell no! Whatever gave you that idea? Naa, Mordillo gave me and UU the Lt thing as a token of his appreciation of our efforts helping out around up the place. I am a {{UN:POOP|Poopsmith]] now which means I can help keep the VFD page tidy, and archive QVFD and Ban Patrol, but that's about it. Last month, I have mostly been on a stub hunt. I have been tracking down a lot of the bad stubs which have been clogging up the drains around here, and I think Mordillo's gesture was largely as a result of this. I have been making a LOT on nominations on VFD, and kinda try to keep an eye on the page... UU has been pestering me about writing new articles rather than just doing admin type stuff, so I'm going to turn my attention to that a bit more now. It's great your back! Did I mention that? :D MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:30, Mar 23

Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles

It's not supposed to be an article in the traditional sense. I turn tradition on its head, spank it, and then make it come back for more. Also, it's written like the Wikipedia essays.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:24, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Was just a suggestion... I know what you mean though... :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:28, Mar 25

favor, por favor

So, I see you've adopted some users? One of them became NotM? When will I be mature enough to start MY uncyc family??

So the favor-slash-question: You've seen, along with UU I suppose, User:Cajek/Game:Oliver Twist. I got a 40/50 on it before it was finished, so I'm wondering how to move it all. Do I seriously have to move every single page?


  Le Cejak <-> Mar 25 (23:22)

Wow! YOU are asking ME technical questions??? Whooo slow down there Sir! Um, /me tries to sound knowledgeable... /fails... You can find em all by using Special:Prefixindex/User:Cajek/Game:Oliver_Twist/, but you knew dat I'm sure... I just asked in IRC, and Modus thinks moving the bottom, or main page User:Cajek/Game:Oliver_Twist might do the trick, but he's not sure. Try it and see I guess! Oh, leave it a week in the mainspace, and I will VFH it (if no one else does), but I'm not sure how it will go down. People don't like different things round them's parts yhall know. You might get it though though... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:41, Mar 25
Oh, yes... Brag, Brag... Luvvy my first n00b actually! You should drop by her talk page and say hi! I told her what a nice chap you were... She really, seriously, and I mean actually is a REAL Uncyc girl. With boobs and everything. In fact, she's probably reading this now, and any credibility I may have had is quickly disapearing, so I will be silent. She's cool though. Bit of a Luvvy though, but I guess that's to be expected... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:47, Mar 25

A template for you.

Optimuschris has been informed that you have recently helped him in some way.
Therefore he has asked his assistant to create a thank you template for you.
He trusts an appropriate image has been included. An image
every bit as unique and personal as he's assured his recent interaction
with you has been.

I couldn't think of a more appropriate place to test my freshly made template. Thanks for everything. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 15:37, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Hea, thanks! It's nice to feel that I'm helping people... :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:45, Mar 29

Ridiculously late thankings

SpookyGuy.JPG BOO!!
Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:49, Mar 29

I hatehatehate to do this.

But this just isn't right. 50% health? Be a pal. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:28 Mar 29

You Snowboardin' Again?

VFD's not been archived in, ooh, at least a day now - that's so unlike you I'm worried! ;-) Next time you spend some time away, how about fixing up with some admin type for me to be a poopsmith stunt double or something? Happy to keep up your good work in any absence. (I'd consider volunteering for the post full-time, but 1. I'd probably get in your way here and there, and 2. I don't want to look like I'm doing it to try and get UotM (because I'm not - I want that record! Vote Heerenveen, by the way!) Just a thought anyway. Hope you're well old chap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:14, Apr 1

Oh, and congrats on UotM, by the way! If ever a man deserved a KUN, it's you! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:24, Apr 1
Hea, would not bother me at all if you were made a poopsmith UU... There is a procedure to becoming Poopsmith... Um, you ask ZB... ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:21, Apr 1
I'm not bothered about being a poopsmith proper at the moment - I have enough to keep me occupied without that! I'm just offering to fill in for you if you're away again, or if you take a hiatus - they're all the rage! If you ever get bored of shovelling crap, I may pick up the reins, but as it stands, there's only one MrN! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:55, Apr 2

If you want us to sign our posts

Why dont you just make signing of posts automatic?

What do i think of someone who wants everything to be automatic?

I think they are called 'forward thinking'– Preceding unsigned comment added by Decora (talk • contribs)

Please stop vandalizing my user talk page

I have rights sir, rights which i intend to defend to the utmost of my natural abilities. God save the king. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Decora (talk • contribs)

Um vandalizing???... There are good reasons why posts are not automatically signed. I'm sure a genius like you can figure that out by yourself though... Depending on where the post is made, and what's it's about... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:33, Apr 1
Stop vandalizing my personality.   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [23:05]>
Stop personalising my vandalism! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:07, Apr 1
Stop taking my vandalism comments so personally!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [23:10]>
Personally speaking, neither were vandalism, just a comment. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:15, Apr 1
Before I met you, my personality was clean and unvandalized!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [23:40]>
Unvandalized? The only thing clean about you dear person is... um... oh, I give up. /me nips off to Ban Patrol... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:46, Apr 1
NO! Don't go! I get so lonely!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [23:53]>
Who said that? You there Susan? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:00, Apr 2

I've heard the elders speak of a code...

A magical, mighty code. A code that forces headers to appear under images. Prithee, dost thou know of which I speak? Sirrah and whatnot? --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 16:13, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

The code of which you speak may be <br clear="all"> or <br clear="right"> or even perhaps <br clear="left">. Be warned however, of the beast which lurks amongst different screen resolutions... For what on 1024/768 may not appear the same as that when viewed by those with 1600/1200... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:03, Apr 2
HRrmmm. It seemed to unbold my header when I tried it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. In any case I made it work with some judicious use of the line spacing and I think I'm done here if you want to give it a once over. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 23:35, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
I have made a few changes, but will make some more tomorrow. It's just a bit "lame" in places... Now I know that's dam harsh, but those voters on VFH are harsh as hell I assure ya. Let me have a go at it later in more detail, and I will see what I can do... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:00, Apr 3
Word. I'm looking forward to seeing what you do with it. Mostly 'cause I'm lame and have nothing else to look forward to. But also because, despite myself, I'm actually starting to get a little excited about the prospect of my first article being featured. You'd think I'd know better by now. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 00:22, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

About page blanking

Sorry about it, I just changed Tinky Winky for Stinky Winky, so I have to change each "Tinky Winky" words for "Stinky Winky", and also make a new article named Stinky Winki. It's funnier like this because, you know, Teletubbies suck ! If you agree about it, we should delete the article of Tinki Winky and put Stinky Winky instead.

P.S.: Take a look to the article of Teletubbies --Mr Alex 22:21, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, I'm not an admin, so can't delete. I think you might find that simply creating a copy of an article, and renaming a few words is not popular however. I wish you luck with your humour however, but I'm just not sure how many others will appreciate it... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:25, Apr 2

We can try, it would inspire more that it's a parody. I think we should do it. I know we can't delete articles, but we can ask an admin to do it, don't you think ?

--Mr Alex 00:00, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

I don't think it's really that big of a deal to rename or "move" the page if that's what you want to do. Just wait a few days, 3 or 4 after your registration to Uncyc, and you will then be able to move it. The move process automatically creates a redirect from the old page to the new one, so that should not really be a problem... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:05, Apr 3

Ok then. --Mr Alex 01:32, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

About stuff

You don't do this for the awards anyway, do you? Like me, you do it for the love, right? Right? MrN, put those scissors down and stay away from my cap... Oh, and the "kids" comment is for Cajek and Lj, right? Cos if my suspicions are right, I don't think you could call me a kid! ;-) Oh, what am I doing here? It's way past my bedtime... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:12, Apr 3

My cap! You made it into a... hat? ...weirdo. I'm going to think up an award, Mr. N, just for you, because we both worked on UN:PRG and Why?:Do a Pee Review, and lots of other stuff I think.   Le Cejak <Apr 03, 2008 [22:15]>

How about a golden snowboard? (With an attachment to carry his Poopsmith shovel around, of course)... Or the silver pants award? The titanium trousers? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:21, Apr 3
Guys. Come on... I'm sure you both know me well enough to know that, no... I'm not here for the awards. It's the cheap booze and easy casual sex I'm after... Well, maybe not the easy casual sex, or cheap booze, but you get the idea. Sorry if you thought that I was being serious. I guess that generally I try to use a kinda serious tone on talk pages in an effort to not offend people, and that people are a little surprised when I come over aggressively. On Uncyc, I only really only joke around with those whom I consider to be friends, knowing that they will not take my comments the wrong way. I'm sure you both know that includes both of you. Oh, if EVER either of you think in the future that I'm being serious when talking about you in what could possibly be considered a negative manor, well... It's never going to happen. Oh, if you really want to know why I'm here... Maybe if we hook up on IRC sometime I will let you know... Hmm... That's enough arse kissing for now... Now give me them caps you cap stealing bastards! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:29, Apr 3
Oh, so now you're too good for an award?! I'm thinking of vandalizing your userpage, and taking away your awards for a short time!   Le Cejak <Apr 03, 2008 [23:10]>
Awards! Awards! My precious' my precious'... Oh, no me? Naa. Just here for the um... Hea, did you see the game last night? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:15, Apr 3
You mean The Velociraptors versus The Humans?   Le Cejak <Apr 03, 2008 [23:23]>
What is it with you and the Velociraptors all of a sudden? Vinnie bin taking all the bedsheets? Come on, you know that jokes a dinosaur by now. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:26, Apr 3
Taking things seriously? Us? You must be confusing us with another wiki old chap... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:05, Apr 4

Use the ban hammer!

Hey i dont know how to get somebody banned but i would like to reccomend a fine addition to the list of banned.ip would be a good candidate as it is abusing the website. Its breaking all the rules and should be added so could you do it for me :D. – Preceding unsigned comment added by maff (talk • contribs)

Ban Patrol is the place you're looking for. Look at the ones already on there and add this IP in the same way. You'll get the hang of it! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:05, Apr 4

Much obliged old fellow!

Average thanks.gif UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.

As always, you are the gentleman! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:42, Apr 7