User:MagicBus/archive3

Noob of the Moment, did i get nominated or is it a prank?[edit | edit source]

Did i SERIOSLY get nominated for noob of the moment or is it a <user name here> prank? figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 15:51, 30 November 2013 (UTC)

No, you actually did. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:09, 30 November 2013 (UTC)

YAY! now i have to wait 6 hours for fame figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 18:17, 30 November 2013 (UTC)

I nominated you. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 18:53, 1 December 2013 (UTC)

IRC[edit | edit source]

Don't get too pissed off by that No_one_at_all character. He's a real douche. He likes it when you get angry. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jan 2 '14 13:18 (UTC)

I'm not pissed off by him. I can tell he's a douche. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 13:20, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

Pow right in the kissah. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 2 '14 13:21 (UTC)

He's you? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 13:22, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

Yeah. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 2 '14 14:52 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know! Can you delete the page? I put it in the IRC. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 14:53, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

Your signatures[edit | edit source]

You seem to have <span class="sigexpand"> in all of them. I don't understand why, since you don't have expandable sections in any of them, which is what <span class="sigexpand"> is for. Not only does it not have a noticeable effect on your signatures, but since you don't close the span it leaks onto the pages you put comments on and makes some of the following text behave weirdly. Would you mind taking out the <span class="sigexpand">'s? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:06, 27 Jan 2014

I'll do it. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 16:11, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Again, you forgot to close the span tags, which led to coloring pink the text following your signature. Please be more careful next time. --Mimo &maxus 16:58, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

Delete Cannibalism[edit | edit source]

Could you please delete the page Cannibalism as it is extremely graphic and inappropriate? King Ismael Perez (talk) 22:46, 17 February 2014 (UTC)

MagicBus isn't an admin, and articles can be nominated for deletion at VFD. -RA HB 22:58, 17 February 2014 (UTC)

Wow I'm slow. I was just going to say that. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:58, 17 Feb 2014

It's the beard. It gives me +2 Commenting. -RA HB 23:00, 17 February 2014 (UTC)

I wouldn't delete if I could. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:44, 17 February 2014 (UTC)

Francis Winkler[edit | edit source]

Why do Uncyclopedia love this middle school band teacher so much?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 01:07, 10 March 2014 (UTC)

Idk. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 12:58, 12 March 2014 (UTC)

Well for the benefit of both of you, then... first of all, I wouldn't say uncyclopedia 'loves' him, but rather that he's an injoke. It all started with a student of his who really hated him writing this article, which this admin thought was a work of genius and decided to keep around instead of deleting as stubby vanity. Many other users decided this was a cool page too, and it became something of a meme here. This appears to be because the article is so stupid it's funny - so bad it's good, one might put it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:20, 12 Mar 2014

I know this is weird.[edit | edit source]

But I want to show you a good song from 1979 called "Money" by The Flying Lizards.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:45, 22 March 2014 (UTC)

No one will ever show him anything again if you don't learn to close your tags. Will you ever learn? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:44, 22 Mar 2014

Is this a cover? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:52, 22 March 2014 (UTC)

What do you mean by "closing my tags"?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 00:47, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

<lolsatire> I HAVE NOOOOO IDEA! <span </fuckGNU> <IAMAGODAMONGMEN> --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 00:58, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

A avant garde New Wave cover with sound effects, that is.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 01:13, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

Closing your tags...well, see, you insert a youtube video by saying <youtube>somenumberstring</youtube>. Those <youtube> things are called tags; the <youtube> one is the opening tag, and the </youtube> one is the closing tag, and if you leave off the closing tag, you haven't closed your tags. There are other tags like this, too, and the reason I was pointing out specifically this one is that youtube tags try to convert any text between them into a video, and if you add more text without closing them the text gets 'eaten'. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:09, 23 Mar 2014

/shakes it in the rhythm of the song --Mimo &maxus 17:48, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

MagicBus, I don't get it when you said that everybody gave up on me.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 18:37, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

Exactly. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 18:44, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

I don't think you're being especially helpful here... – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:15, 23 Mar 2014

Are you just messing with me?[edit | edit source]

This everybody gave up on me thingy is just plain weird.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:25, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

I know but you are not doing anything RIGHT! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:28, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

Don't bother yourself about it. MagicBus, you know as well as any of us that's not true, so I think that's enough. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:29, 23 Mar 2014

Thank you Llwy at Llwr.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:34, 23 March 2014 (UTC)

Coldplay[edit | edit source]

Watch this:

You need to a.) sign your name and b.) write "</youtube>" at the end! – Preceding unsigned comment added by MagicBus (talk • contribs)

The irony... --Mimo &maxus 20:47, 25 March 2014 (UTC)

At least he closed the tag. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:11, 25 Mar 2014

This video is living in a backwards world.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 01:51, 26 March 2014 (UTC)

That was me llwy, I did it for him. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 09:54, 26 March 2014 (UTC)

Are you a music fan MagicBus for British Invasion groups?[edit | edit source]

The stones, zombies, and animals are great !--Ketchup Boss (talk) 02:21, 5 April 2014 (UTC)

Yes, but I'm a Beatles, Who and Monkees fan! I like the Stone and Animals too. -- MagicBus Talk to me!

P.S.: Do you remember a band that had a question mark in it that was probably a one hit wonder?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 21:57, 5 April 2014 (UTC)

No... -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:21, 7 April 2014 (UTC)

"My Generation" is a sixties classic! Good taste in 60's music!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 02:02, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

Jeremy[edit | edit source]

What do you think of the Pearl Jam "Jeremy" video?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 00:08, 14 April 2014 (UTC)

Never seen it. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 16:35, 15 April 2014 (UTC)

Oh,and search up the Wife Swap "Bacon is good for me" video on YouTube.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 17:48, 16 April 2014 (UTC)

Search up the article "UnNews:Mark David Chapman explains why he killed John Lennon." I made it for you,since you love the Beatles!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:45, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

I'm trying to help your article. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:09, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

Now look[edit | edit source]

My Mark David Chapman page is improved and has more detail now! Tell Llwy-ar-Lawr I said thanks!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 22:29, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

John Lennon[edit | edit source]

Do you like my article on John Lennon or not?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 01:03, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

It could use some work still. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:36, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

Some new ideas for the Supertramp article[edit | edit source]

I'm thinking that we should write a section about the band's history, and while explaining the band's story, we should insert lyrics from some of their songs to get the point across. I know this sounds cliched but it just might work. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:33, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

It's alright with me. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 16:55, 1 June 2014 (UTC)

Hello[edit | edit source]

Thanks for your vote on that Camera Obscura page, a joy to behold (as is all war, gore, mayhem, and cheese pizza - quite related subjects). Long ago I found and emailed the guy who wrote it, and he's a professional in his field who wrote it as a satire, fooled some people, and when they kicked it out of the journal it was in he somehow figured to bring it here. I love it, and have married it once (although we divorced after six weeks). Thanks again! Aleister 11:40 12-6-14

HMC[edit | edit source]

Your topic for the competition is Decembruary

Sorry that your sign up got lost in the confusion.

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.

You have 48 hours to finish this (19:30 UTC time June 21)

--ShabiDOO 18:34, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

I don't know what Decembruary is. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:41, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

You'll figure it out. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:03, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

That's where creativity and originality come in! --ShabiDOO 21:22, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

I think I got some of it. Needs more though :)-- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:35, 19 June 2014 (UTC)

My userpage[edit | edit source]

Look at my userpage for pure randomness.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:03, 21 June 2014 (UTC)

*grins* Okay. Let's go. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:45, 21 June 2014 (UTC)

Wow... It is random! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:07, 22 June 2014 (UTC)

House M.D.[edit | edit source]

Are you into House M.D.? I'll prescribe you some pills with that.--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 23:48, 22 June 2014 (UTC)

No, I'm not into that. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 11:43, 23 June 2014 (UTC)

Bertie Wooster[edit | edit source]

--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 02:09, 24 June 2014 (UTC)

Ween[edit | edit source]

I only know about "Chocolate and Cheese" and that's it. Alternative rock band from the 90's.--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 21:53, 3 July 2014 (UTC) That's an album. Not a song. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:50, 4 July 2014 (UTC)

This might be a children's cartoon but do you like Adventure Time?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 19:41, 17 July 2014 (UTC)

No. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 11:20, 18 July 2014 (UTC)

What is your favorite Who song? Mine,of course is "My Generation".--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 20:45, 19 July 2014 (UTC)

I like "Magic Bus". Hence my username. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 11:27, 20 July 2014 (UTC)

Ever heard of Voice Farm? Give me some free love right now! --Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 20:55, 29 July 2014 (UTC)

Random pages[edit | edit source]

You were asking me about User:MagicBus/test2 a while back. I believe I said there wasn't any way to produce a link to a random article short of Special:Random, but actually I was wrong; there is, and I've created {{random article}} to make it easy to use. Just thought you might like to know that. I also tried to create a random image template, but it didn't work, so I'll just point you to the documentation page for the <randomimage> tag (which produces a thumbnail of a random image). Hope that helps, or whatever. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:36, 30 Jul 2014

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

01 August 2014 • Issue #203 • Archives • Press Room

...And they're off! By Frosty

Just as lame and boring as a horse race, except without the gambling.

Predictably (and because let's face it, nothing else is happening on the site), the admin election takes the lead story. For those of you living under a rock and those that are just plain slow, Kip the Dip is leading the race by far (+19) and should win be a few lengths, this is definitely because of how hard his jockey is riding him. Cat the Colourful is trailing at second with +13, followed by Leverage at +8 and Banzaikitten at +6. Other notable mentions include Aleister, Mr-ex777, Lost Labyrinth Mattsnow and DungeonSiegeAddict510 who have all succeeded in avoiding the highly embarrassing score of getting +1 or less. Feel free to message the losers with negative scores and point and laugh a lot hahaha.

It shuld be no surprise that the page has been mercilessly trolled with other complete joke nominations including The Chief of AIDS and The Zombie of AIDS.

If you haven't been to the forum yet to cast your vote, do it today! Uncyclopedia admin elections: Twice the drama, half the fat!------------

VFH smells By Frosty
This story is nothing short of a PSA, circle-jerking with traces of vote whoring in as well. If you are reading this, you should vote on VFH. VFH voting takes very effort and makes it, at the very least appear, that we have active users. So get down there some time today and vote on all the articles. Some might say you need to actually read them first, well this is (probably) a good idea, but do bear in mind that we don't actually know if you've read it or not. And unlike, when you didn't read Hamlet in your 9th grade English class there is not going to be a surprise test on the matter.^{[citation needed]}

You should also go vote on Frosty's article(s) currently on VFH, it's the least you could do after he SINGLE HANDEDLY wrote this terrible newspaper for you. If you don't, the length of his e-penis will decrease considerably all because he didn't get another feature on a website with a userbase smaller than an Eastern Siberian village.

Biopic This week's biopic is the user named TheRealSexyFluttershy, which just goes to show how desperate we are for biopics that we are willing to write about literally anyone who shows a vague interest or presence in the site. TheRealSexyFluttershy can be found on The Internet Relay Chats discussing things that have relevance to ponies and poopdick on a disturbingly regular basis. However, he does occasionally make the odd presence on the Wiki and even more occasionally he makes useful edits to some page or another.

If you appreciate him go to his talk page and thank him for his noble contributions in the field of poopdick, if you don't appreciate him please feel free to spam his page with poopdick (although he may start furiously masturbating).

From The Logs

• 16:25, 25 July 2014 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (You look like you're doing something important right now. Are you? What is it? Why are you doing it? Did I break it? Would that be bad?)

• 11:46, 26 July 2014 Frosty (talk | contribs) blocked ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Asking for it, begging for it actually.)

• 09:24, 29 July 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked 173.44.44.121 (talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (Now sit in your corner and think about what you've done)

Top VFH Competitors

• Rape (11/0)

• What's-his-name off that thing (10/0)

• F4 (10/0)

VFH Highlight Of The Week You Are Gay (14/0)

From The Forums

• Vote if you haven't already!

• Bunch of sluts!

• This has been bumped again, add yourselves!

• How often should we feature things?

UnSignpost News Frosty thinks all the other administrators are highly useless. Yeah, sorry guys but you are.

Chat Quote [21:19] <sleeptyper> RAHB dislikes niggers

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:41, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Suicide band[edit | edit source]

Ever heard of the late 70's experimental band Suicide?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 23:36, 14 August 2014 (UTC)

No, I haven't. Sorry. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 13:45, 15 August 2014 (UTC)

They had a song called "Frankie Teardrop" that is ten minutes long about a man who murders his wife and child and then kills himself. The only musical part is the "dark background" loop and a drum machine. The lyrics are spoken, and there are death-like screams.--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 21:58, 16 August 2014 (UTC)

That doesn't sound like my type of music. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:20, 18 August 2014 (UTC)

About that Voice Farm: --Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 20:46, 18 August 2014 (UTC)

Can't listen to them. Sound out on my laptop.-- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:32, 22 August 2014 (UTC)

Hey![edit | edit source]

OMG I can't freakin' decide...

I need to paint another portrait of Jared Leto, and I just can't choose which hairstyle I like the most. He's so freakin' hot!!!
Thanks for voting to feature Jared Leto on the main page!

~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:45, 26 August 2014