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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
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Cannabagreen.jpg This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

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Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?
When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault


This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is reading your thoughts!
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Your mom.
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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.

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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

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Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Investment bonds.jpg This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!

Wheel.jpg This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


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Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.

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MEH This user redefines lazy!
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NO This user doesn't care.
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MS-1 This user has a basic understanding of how to speak his mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.