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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This User is too Damn Sexy!

If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

242 Day.jpg This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains. 242 Day.jpg
Bart Nirvana.jpg This user is a Simpson and thinks grunge music is still as poignant as ever. Bart Nirvana.jpg


WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.

Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. Guitar-22px.jpg
Cannabagreen.jpg This user is Canadian
…and actually admits to it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)


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When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Face-angel.svg This user is an angel. Face-angel.svg
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist. Militant atheist.jpg
This user is reading your thoughts!
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Your mom. ubx–
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Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color

Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. Pikachuevolving.PNG
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. Straight.jpg
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her. Dracula1.jpg
Investment bonds.jpg This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money! Investment bonds.jpg
Wheel.jpg This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune. Wheel.jpg
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down. Kid1.gif
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. Happysatan.jpg
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly. Happysatan.jpg
This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
Homeless2.jpg This user is homeless. Homeless2.jpg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about. Nuvola apps important.svg
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted. Nuvola apps important orange.svg
NO This user doesn't care. NO
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
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MS-1 This user has a basic understanding of how to speak their mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers. MS-1
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet. bu-L