User:Katiekay164

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

This user is Satan and wears undies! (sometimes)

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is Canadian
…and mildly smug about it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

STIMULANTS

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Psychomotor Stimulants

Amino ketones

Methylxanthines

ANTIPSYCHOTICS

Pepsi

Congress

SSRIs

Cholinergics

DEPRESSANTS

Sedative Hypnotics

Benzodiazepines

Narcotic Analgesics

Cyanides

Psychedelics

Ecstasy LSD

Dissociatives

Ketamine

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Psychotics

HALLUCINOGENS

Thish acticle is Intoxa...Intoxo...Intox....Very Drunk...*Hic*

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is an angel.

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is reading your thoughts!

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This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.

This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.

This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

Woof!

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This mathematical user loves pi

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