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The Vocaloid, short for Volcanic Love Android, are a series of singing robots that are developed by Yamaha Corporation in Japan. Developed for the otakus, weeaboos and Japanese pop artists, these robots do all of the singing.

Development[edit | edit source]

The first Vocaloid was created at a motorbike factory in Japan in March 2004, but this isn't the Vocaloid we know. The names are known as Leon and Lola, who are singing robots created to sing. These two first appeared in Vietnam in 2005 after they escaped the factory and they were later ediscovered by Crypton, who copied their designs to create another singing robot, christened as Meiko and Kaito. Little did they know that these four robots will become popular on the Internet, especially in the cheap Japanese YouTube knock-off called Nico Nico Douga. The Vocaloids went quiet after a few months, but was discovered by an unsuspected Japanese musician manager who would later make the Vocaloids into musicians. After the Vocaloids became very popular, Crypton, Yamaha and Zero-G, after making a deal with the Vocaloids' manager, received back their Vocaloids.

Yamaha later built another Vocaloid with Crypton, by the name of Hatsune Miku, in 2007. The singing android was met with popular success and acclaim, including from famous pop star Utada Hikaru, and Japanese pop group Supercell, who used Hatsune Miku for one of their songs. Internet Co., Ltd. also joined in, which is their first venture since their innovative Japanese Internet in the 1990's. The popularity soared as Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin/Len and Megurine Luka, all manufactured by Crypton, became best sellers in Korea and Japan, and are used by otaku guys on Nico Nico Douga. Kagamine Rin/Len was later sent back to the factory to be modified and was re-released in 2008.

The Vocaloids later arrived at Taiwan, which pissed off the Chinese Communist Government, in response, saying, "Time and time again the Japanese released their shit to Taiwan. And what do we get? Nothing! And Taiwan is part of us!". The robot's name was Sonika and it cannot sing in Chinese, which confused most of the Taiwanese who are unable to speak English. In 2010, an iPhone and iPad version was created; the iPad version catering for females. This version is based on the first version of the robot that was discovered in Vietnam. It is said that an English version is in creation in order to spread the Vocaloid's influence across the world, with Japan and Niconico Douga at its centre.

List of Vocaloids[edit | edit source]

Miku Hatsune[edit | edit source]

Although Miku Hatsune is not the first Vocaloid, she is constantly seen as the first. This is due to the fact that no one gives a shion about the cruddy Microsoft Sam rip-offs that came before her. Her name means something with "sound" in it, but no one knows for sure; this is becouse the actual traslation is only known by the Emperor, Yamaha CEO, and the Pope. Miku was born in Crypton (NOT Krypton) where she was then kicked out for her contsant armed robberies and sexual crimes. She wandered to a place called Earth and landed in Japan with a bunch of other Crypton(NOT Krypton) people. Once their, she had to take a dump, thus creating the site Nico Nico Douga by pooping. Rairings include a pedofile (Blue), another pedofile (Purple), a lesbian pedofile (Pink), a little girl (yellow), and her femenine brother. (Do you really need these things by now?)

Rin Kagamine[edit | edit source]

Rin Loli Swastika Nazi Sony Yamaha Hitler Kagamine started her life as an angel with a custom outfit y todo. This lead to many controversies for some reason. Also, it is implied that all angells have guns. She was asighned a job protecting a bride-to-be. Then, she did some stupid black vow or something. This caused Rin to go to Hell for some reason. In Hell, she found the Roada Rolla (NOT Steam Roller). This satanic charm was given the power to run over poeple without killing them. She used this to escape to Japan. Pairings include incest, TWINCEST, MIRRORCEST, NONCEST, SIDECEST, DOWNCEST, BOTTOMCEST, and many more funny ways to say incest.

Len Kagamine[edit | edit source]

Len Kagamine came into existance when Rin escapted from Hell. Then, Kazuki Takahashi played the trap card Mispolymerization, seperating them into two people. Then, after years of genetic adaption, he became the creature you see today. He created a nazi empire of fan girls which he used to destroy the Old Republic and form a gallactic empire. His caracter item is a banana, he runs aroud with a deadly Roada Rolla, and he is subject to many PedoBear attacks. Fun for the whole family! His pairings include everything that can be considered alive.

CV 04[edit | edit source]

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Neru Akita[edit | edit source]

Made by conserned mothers in the year 2112, this being was used to reduce the amount of incest on Nicco Nico Dauga. She traveld back in time to kill Rin Kagamine, as it was the source of most incest on Nico Nico Dauga. Her primary programing was to end all incest, and she is doing that, by being paired with a guy 3 years younger than her. She aparently has been identified as a tsundere, and a yondere, and many other japanese things of some relevence. She is a Voyakaloid, meaning that she is a Miku Hatsune wannabee. She will NEVER sound as good as her.Yes she does. No she doesnt. Yes she does NO SHE WONT. Giver her a chance you meanie NO! SHE STOLE MIKU"S VOICE AND PAIRNGS. ... What? So your THAT pairing's suporter. :( ...So yeah, shes a Voyakaloid.

Kaito Shion[edit | edit source]

Kaito of the Shion Clan is part of known pedofile group that "does not forgive, does not forget, this group has over 9000 penises, and the are all raping children" and was also featured on the Oprah Winfrey forum network. He was the first of the Japanese Vocaloids so take that Miku! He was considered an out cast among the Vocaloids becouse his name doesn't end in "ne". The Nazi Fan Girl Empire, under the rule of Lord Rin, have created many clones of Kaito Shion. These clones include, but are not limited to, Akaito, Taito, Nigaito, Kikato, and Kaiko. Ther last one is a genderbend, or a way tho make the incest's power lever so high, that Prince Vegeta would crush his scouter after reading it's power level. Katio Shoin is either seen as a totally cool guy, or has one you suffers from sevire mental retardation who tries to drown his emotions in German ice cream. The choice is yours to make so have fun! 50% of his pairings are exteamly illegal in the USA, and the fan girls love it.

"Stone Cold" Gakupo Kamui[edit | edit source]

"Stone Cold" Gakupo Kamui, or Gackpoid, is an energy samuri that loves hentai. Basically he takes al of Japans culture, puts it in a blender, and drinks it as a cool, refreshing beverage.

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