Uncyclopedia:Babel
This user is exceptionally skilled at using superior logic and intelligence to flame idiots who deserve it.
This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.
This User stopped the Grue Army from starting a flame war. FEAR HIM.
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This user rewrote 2 pages for
Conservation Week , because they
care . How many have you rewritten, huh?
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Gamer and therefore creepy.
This user
hates religion , and is a sinner through and through!
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procrastinator , but they can't be bothered.
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I am an
Aspie , and thus a member of the
Master Race ; bow before my intellectual might, puny
neurotypicals !
(alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
This user's
IQ is over
greater than your's .
This user is a member of the
League of Benson , and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.
BENSON IS BETTER THAN THIS USER.
This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.
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basic level of
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Java .
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basic level of
Русский .
This user
got an F in
中文 and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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got an F in
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got an F in
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This fucker speaks
English, but Louder heavily laced with
profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user has been known to type quickly, therefore being more efficent than an AOLer.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
