User:Crotchpope/Random

Why would anyone massively loathe YO MAMA, even though this happens to be why i sure do get erect from seeing a bunch of shit.

65.30.194.190 14:32, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

$5^{3}=125$

127.0.0.1 14:35, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

✟ The Holy Family of Jesii ✟

The Sacred Host of Major Jesii

Fear their wrath, and beware their contrived names.
If you are still confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Jesus

Major Jesii

Original Jesus: Hey, hey, hey, it's the Jee Man himself!
Evil Jesus: Like the Antichrist, but worse
Jesus Christ Sponge: Purge sin and clean your dishes!
Placebo Jesus: Will never lift a figner for you, no matter what you believe!
Jesus Hasselhoff: He's everywhere!
Canadian Jesus: The Second Coming!
MicroJesus: A teeny, tiny Jesus that forgives all of your teeny, tiny sins
Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish: Enough said.

Original Jesus's Crackhead Twin Half-Brother: Jebus
¿Qué?: Jesús
Don't care if it rains or freezes? You need Plastic Jesus
Your own: Personal Jesus
Jesus' very own Homeland: Jesusland
Not To Be Confused With Super-Gay Jesus: Gay Jesus
Jesus saves (leftovers): Jesusware
But what If Jesus had lived in America?

The So-So Company of Other Jesii

Fear their wrath, and beware their contrived names.
If you are still confused about which one you want, you were probably much better off with Original Jesus

Monster Jesii

Jesusaurus Rex: The tyrant Jesus... lizard
Raptor Jesus: Nazareth Park is frightening in the dark
Attack of the 500 foot Jesus: New York, watch out!

Save yourself from Werejesus!
And they said Jesus rode on a Mule... Nyah!: Llama Jesus
This Jesus loves your brains: Zombie Jesus

Munchie Jesii

Jam Jesus: With a name like 'Jam Jesus', it has to be good.
Jesus Juice: An Energy Drink... IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!

Savour the Saviour: Cheese Jesus
A stick the whole family can enjoy!: Sweet Jesus on a Stick!

The Abandoned Hallway of Unwanted Jesii

Pity them, and feed them table scraps.
If you are still confused about which one you want, then you're feckin' retarded

Bad Jesii

Atheist Jesus: You won't believe his disbelief...
Piss Christ: Ewww!
Communist Jesus: In Soviet Russia, Jesus dies for YOU!
Republican Jesus: Has a "W" sticker on his SUV

French Jesus: Djesus
You crack my back, I'll crack yours: Chiropractor Jesus
Pestering your grandpa's social media: AI Jesus
And for anyone we've missed out on: Society of Jesus

The Sacred Host of Minor Jesii

Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names.
If you are confused about which one you want babs, it's probably Original Jesus

Funny Jesii	Prehistoric Jesus: The find of the century. Hide and Go Jesus: The hardest one to find Sweet smoking Jesus: What would Jesus smoke? Pictorial retrospective of the Life and Times of: Lorem Ipsum Jesus Raise one family and you will be a believer: Pet Jesus Try our new McWine!™: McJesus
Musical Jesii	Disco Jesus: Knows how to love you Rockstar Jesus: Singer and Songwriter The Jewish Rap Sensation: MC Jesus Sabbath Night Fever: The Bee-Jesus
Twisted Jesii	Jesus 1.5a: An alpha prototype Christ Jesus Christ - Alcoholic: He drank too much wine at the last supper Jesus Marx: Illegal Commie Clone Blue in hue and bereft of beard too: Bizarro Jesus Semi-Jesus anthropormorphic personification: Messiah He's blonde, cultish, and "not" a Nazi: Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Pseudo-Jesii	Stephen Colbert: Smiting Bears for in God's name Kyle Broflovski: The Passion of the Jew Jesus LaBrie: That one in that band... nightmare Cinema or something Accordion Jesus: Saves you from pop music Jihad Jesus: جهاد عيسي Patron Jesus of Crocodiles: Steve Irwin He screams! He sells! His head EXPLODES! BILLY MAYS Exiled from Babylon: Rasta Jesus Something musical: The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus Jesus was a brutha: Black Jesus

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