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Article: Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated)	Score: 0 You following me, scoretext guy?
Nominated by:	Saberwolf116 02:58, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
For: 12	N+F. Short, but good. Saberwolf116 02:58, 25 May 2009 (UTC) For. I don't really care if anybody else likes this page, I found the idea behind this page to be "fall off the toilet" funny. It helps that the Shamwow is like fucking magic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:26, 25 May 2009 (UTC)  Yes. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 03:40, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Fucking For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:42, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Shamwow. Mnb'z 03:47, 25 May 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 05:43, 25 May 2009 (UTC)  For. Wow, this really sucked. Thing is, it made me piss my fucking pants laughing. I used a ShamWow to clean it up. It's fucking awesome. -- Fucking LongLiverh3 19:23, 25 May 2009 (UTC) My day was fucking miserable, and I just cleared it with ShamWow! and it became much worse! ~ 19:59, 25 May 2009 (UTC) For. I'm extremely torn because I like it but I don't want to. (talk) 21:28, 25 May 2009 (UTC) sham. WOW!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:53,27May,2009 02:53, 27 May 2009 (UTC) For I love sham wow comercials! Staircase CUNt 04:32, 28 May 2009 (UTC) For. Let's make this one of the eternal "no U" votes. Who's the next against? Style  Guide 07:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Against: 12	I know I never vote against, but this is by one of the big writers (who wouldn't want me to abstain). This is exactly like the commercial but with cussing, so...  Against. (don't hate me, I'm sorry!)   Le Cejak • <3:03 May 25, 2009> And the problem is... ? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:28, 25 May 2009 (UTC) And the problem is it's not my cup of tea, okay?   Le Cejak • <22:02 May 25, 2009> What are you, British? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:24, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Per Cajek —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:51, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Amusing, but it reminds me too much of extreme advertising(which strikes me as a bit old) to warrant a for. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:19, May 25 No per Cajek--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:12, 25 May 2009 (UTC) I don't know why. Something's just not hitting the right spot for me on this one. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:28, 25 May 2009 (UTC) I think it's funny, but yeah, what Cajek said. -- Roman Dog Bird 19:43, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. And Modusoperandi used to be such a good role model for my children... --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:22, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Nah What is that thing doing to that thing? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:04, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Really doesn't move me in any meaningful way. --UU - natter 11:16, May 26  Against. Sham No. --Romartus 15:30, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Against. This isn't an article, this is... dreck. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:37, May 26 Fucking wow --Moneke 08:21, 27 May 2009 (UTC) No. IronLung 07:15, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	God damn it Necro, I pissing myself here :). Drek? ~ 15:41, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Abstain What's ShamWow? Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 17:44, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Some people just think that it's a really big synthetic chamois, but it's really the most fucking awesome thing ever! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:56, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Now I laughed the 2nd time I read it. Abstain for now. I'll read it again a 3rd time later. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:24, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

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