Uncyclopedia:VFH/In the beginning (2nd nomination)

Article: In the beginning	Score: 6
Nominated by:	Scofield 10:22, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
For: 13	I stand by what I said the first time. I did warn you all it would be back. --Scofield 10:22, March 6, 2011 (UTC) For. ~ For. Yes. 86.163.10.26 11:53, March 6, 2011 (UTC) Divinely Selfish For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:23, 6 March 2011 Make it bigger -- The Zombiebaron 09:35, March 7, 2011 (UTC) For. I used to like it, then when I read it yesterday I didn't like it. Then today I actually liked it again. Multiple personalities, I guess, and this is a hell of a way to find out. The page is really funny and clever (today). Aleister 13:20 7-3-'11 For I have an enormous one. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:12, March 7, 2011 (UTC) For.--Sog1970 19:44, March 9, 2011 (UTC) For. Bastards. -I have a talking zombie 19:51, March 9, 2011 (UTC) For. Big letters make me hard 86.161.242.61 17:14, March 11, 2011 (UTC) For. cute ShabiDOO 18:25, March 12, 2011 (UTC) In the begining, there was nothing, then god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!". There was still nothing, but you could see it a lot better now. -- 02:05, March 16, 2011 (UTC) For The font could be bold... Or bigger... Maybe both... Also, most of us are on widescreens, you know. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:08, March 26, 2011 (UTC) For. I'm amused ~jcm 02:23, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 7	Still too big. Some of us aren't on enormous widescreens, you know. 1 2 3 4 ~ 19:59, 6 March 2011 Against. Funny? Nah I liked the Freedom Expression one, but this just isn't working for me. Sycamore (Talk) 20:26, March 6, 2011 (UTC) Against. Not doing it for me. ~ Talk 23:11, March 23, 2011 (UTC) Against. Relies a bit too much on "lol random lol" for my tastes, and my tastes allow for plenty of random. What's the concept here? There's a few "jokes" with names that don't make sense (Dumbledore is gay? Really?), but mostly it's just Genesis phrased in a colloquial but not very funny way. Get a concept together. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:49 Mar 28, 2011 Skully is right. "Casual" and "satirical" are pretty distinct concepts. pillow talk 14:22, March 29, 2011 (UTC) Against. What Skull said. --UU - natter 12:28, Mar 31 Against. Per those guys. ChiefjusticePS2 15:03, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	TOO BIG, EH? WELL, THIS IS THE WORD OF GOD, DAMN RIGHT IT SHOULD BE BIG! IF ANY OF YOU BLASPHEMERS DARE CAST ANOTHER "AGAINST" VOTE, I'M MOVING THIS TO CONSERVAPEDIA! --Scofield 12:41, March 7, 2011 (UTC) Now that'd be funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:45, 7 March 2011 Abstain. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 07:56, March 15, 2011 (UTC) YOU BLASPHEMERS! I WILL NOT SETTLE FOR A QUASI! NOW VOTE, BEFORE I CALL UPON THE HOLY LORD TO SMITE YOU! --Scofield 17:10, March 24, 2011 (UTC) MY WORDS ARE ONE FONT SIZE BIGGER THEN YOURS! -- 18:03, March 24, 2011 (UTC) I WOULD USE THAT SIZE, BUT IT GETS MESSY WITH LONG SENTENCES. --Scofield 05:53, March 25, 2011 (UTC) Now I'm using eight! -- 15:02, March 25, 2011 (UTC) Excellent, now this article is going to be on Conservapedia. Schamschi, 14:29, March 28, 2011 (UTC) It most certainly is. --Scofield 14:49, March 29, 2011 (UTC) I like it, but it oculd use a little work and more humour for feature. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)** 04:47, March 31, 2011 (UTC)