China's Retard Extermination Policy

Unfortunately, retard execution only started in 1979.

“Mein Gött! That would be a perfect Utopia, mien Chairman!”

~ Dr Strangelove on China's Retard Extermination Policy

“Why haven't they gotten to James Blunt yet?”

~ Music fans on China's Retard Extermination Policy

“We must be sure Mao never returns!!!”

~ Deng Xiaoping on China's Retard Extermination Policy and Mao

China's Retard Extermination Policy is the edict set forth by Deng Xiaoping in 1979 to control China's population surge.

Up 'til the end of the 70s, China was experiencing high birth rates and population growth. The PRoC government decided that there were increasingly too many mouths to feed. They were considering whether to limit families to only have one child (unless they were ethnic minorities and/or paid fines to gain permission to have more children.)

However, a time-traveler known only as "CS" arranged an appointment with Deng Xiaoping, with false but authentic-looking credentials of a high-ranking foreign diplomat. In his letter to Deng, CS stated:

The Proposal to Deng Xiaoping

"I understand that you were considering the passing and enforcement of the "One-Child Policy." However, have you considered that the multitude of babies that will be forcibly aborted in the years to come will be intellectually brilliant if given a chance to live? By the choosing of random selection, God, or whatever god you think exists, children are born with certain IQs. However, not all are born with high intelligence.

Also, when children are born retarded, they take extra resources away from society in the form of extra help in special classrooms, extra accommodations that cost extra money, and after they get out of school, institutionalized assisted living that the GOVERNMENT will HAVE to pay with YOUR CITIZENS' TAX MONEY. Moreover, and even more disturbing, THEY WILL EAT THE FOOD, WEAR THE CLOTHES, AND CONSUME ANY NECESSITY THAT COULD GO TO SMARTER PEOPLE!

Jao Swallow, the originator of the Extermination policy.

Smarter people are more useful to society in that they will contribute more to it than to take from it, and will devise ways to make everyone's lives easier (in the form of inventions and what-not). In fact, they could even go on to invent methods to grow food faster, in order to consistently feed an ever-growing population without fail.

On the other hand, retards are considered curses to families; parents and siblings will not love them as much as they would love an average or intellectually brilliant child. Whereas parents continue to support normal or above-average children beyond the age of 18, if they had to raise a retard, they will generally be unhappy about their presence in their household, so as soon as they turn 18, a parent may drop them off in a public place many kilometers from where they live, give them 160 yuan, and abandon them for good. They will often go on to live as homeless beggars and be a public nuisance, liability, and expenditure.

They are also often picked on at school, and rarely ever have any friends.

Therefore, please do not allow for the retards of China to live otherwise miserable lives. To exterminate them in their childhoods would save them the immense misery they would accumulate over time. In other words, you would actually show mercy this way.

Please do not be alarmed- Selectively exterminating retards and anyone otherwise likely to take from more than give to society will be much more beneficial to the country. It will even be beneficial to the families of retarded people; the feeling of shame will suddenly be lifted away, and they will not miss them as much as if a normal family member died."

His Ponderings, and Decision

After Deng read the letter, he decided that this would look gay to any society, but forced abortions are also, so the fact that only exterminating retards to control population growth will allow many other children to live on to make China a big condom.

Deng then discussed with the National Condom Service (NCS) to discuss how their intelligence shall be measured, and how they shall be executed.

Intelligence Measurements

Deng therefore decreed that everyone in all of China is required to take an IQ test, and that this was compulsory. Deng however, did not state the reason why. All of China thought little of that test, and therefore took it. Foreign nationals however, were exempt. As the months passed while teachers, professors, and officials nationwide evaluated everybody's tests, Deng set a threshold that anybody found below the IQ of 100 shall be sent away to various "academic enrichment academies" in the desolate wastes of western China.

Schools nationwide gave these tests to all children, while workplaces were required to give tests to their employees and even managers as well. If someone was unemployed, they were picked up by authorities going door-to-door to every last house in the country. If they were homeless and roaming the streets, they were picked up all the same.

In hospitals and psychiatric wards, they knew better than to execute them outright; some patients had reasons to stay there other than retardation, and were also given the opportunity to take the IQ tests.

The Execution of the Extermination Policy

All of the families of retards agreed that sending them away to be "academically enriched" would be good for them, in that they would be less of a shame to families whenever they graduate and come back. However, this was all but a deception! Also, whether a family wanted them to or not, this was of course required by this new law.

Originally, the method was going to be to shoot them in the backs of their heads in various killing fields whilst the retards were blindfolded and bound, but CS intervened, said "Spilled blood wouldn't look good anywhere", and suggested strongly to give them the most pleasant form of death possible- erotic asphyxiation. He also asked them adamantly to harvest their organs for transplants, which they gladly agreed to do.

Gurneys and tables were placed in designated killing facilities so the retards would be strapped down, blindfolded, and gagged.

Various law enforcement and government employees of the opposite genders were assigned to erotically asphyxiate each retard- First, there was a belt-like ligature attached to the gurney that was strapped onto the neck, so the assignee pulled it down, starting the retard's slow, suffocating descent into death. Then they would disrobe the victim...

If the victim was male, the female assignee would kiss him anywhere she wanted, caress his body, and handplay his wanker. Therefore, the retard would get his last sexual high before losing consciousness for good. (Often, this was their first & last, for obvious reasons.)

If the victim was female, the male assignee would do the same, but rub her crotch and grope her boobs.

All exterminations were overseen by various law enforcement and government officials to ensure they were done right.

The Carrying Out of the Policy on Children

A retarded 5-year-old in 1980. One month later, he went to Kindergarten, failed the IQ test & was never seen again. Why? Because he was sent away to be euthanized for the good of the country!

In the case of children however, there were (and are) mores against adults sexually fondling children, so other children were forcibly "hired" to give their retarded counterparts their first and last sexual experiences.

However, to compensate for the emotionally detrimental feelings suddenly brought upon the many children forced to exterminate their retarded fellow kids, they were each given 800 yuan for every retard they erotically asphyxiated to death. This suddenly changed the attitudes of the children doing this; through their newfound willingness to help exterminate many more retarded children, they and their families found themselves considerably wealthier overnight.

The children that still felt emotionally disturbed despite the monetary incentives were free to stop participating in this activity. This is because the multitudes of children still inclined to execute the mentally retarded could easily pick up where the others left off.

However, many families berated their children who decided to stop participating in the activity because 800 yuan went a LONG way for each Chinese family back then, especially the ones from the poor, rural areas. Therefore, many children found themselves forced by their families to continue participating in these exterminations.

Details on how they're executed, step-by-step

1. After the test results come back, a police officer or government worker arrives to pick up the soon-to-be-executed retard.
2. They are then carted off in either a bus or a truck to the closest execution locale/organ-harvesting clinic.
3. There, they are forced into a 10x10 execution room (of which there are 10 to 1,000 of, depending on the building's size, which in turn depends on the population of the local area.
4. They are placed and strapped down onto a gurney.
   1. In the case of children executing other children, they are helped by an adult government worker or guard.
5. All of the guards leave the execution rooms. Even the children are left to themselves.
6. All of the doors close and lock simultaneously, and the intercom/PA system announces, "YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO EXTERMINATE YOUR RETARD. ALL DOORS WILL OPEN AFTER THAT TIME."
7. All executioners (are expected to immediately) tighten the ligatures on the retards' necks. The ends of those ligatures stick out the side of the gurney table; all they need to do is pull it as hard as they can. They only pull out one way; to loosen them will require a guard's key.
8. As the retards choke to death, not only are the executioners encouraged to perform sexual acts on their suffocating bodies, they are required to do so, in order to give the retards the most pleasant transfer into death they could ever have.
   1. Whether they like it or not, even the children are required to perform sexual acts on their fellow suffocating children. All execution rooms are watched on closed-circuit television (via hidden cameras, by the way.); any executioner who deviates beyond the boundary of the rules will be dealt with by the guards.
9. Once the 10-minute period is up, all of the doors fly open and the guards enter for inspection and to unlock the gurneys.
10. The executioners carry the bodies of whom they executed down to the organ extraction chambers.
    1. If a body is too heavy for a child to carry, they are helped by the guards or any other available workers nearby.
11. The organ-extraction specialists process the bodies, give the corpses their last rites, and prepares them for organ harvesting.
12. The organs are harvested for transplants nationwide. In times of surplus, they are sold or given away internationally.

Immediate Aftermath

After word was out that anyone below the IQ of 100 were being sent away to be exterminated in this manner, a few protests started up, but were easily quelled by the Communist regime. Subsequently, all of China was warned not to criticize this activity, and that this activity was helping China (and the world) in that it will only produce people who will give to the world and not solely take from it.

On the other hand, some families missed them a little bit, and only for a little while. Many were glad that they died a pleasant death, and that their significant sources of misery will not blight their families and the whole of society anymore.

Organ Transplants

Shortly after the exterminations started, CS also told about organ transplants, and that China will meet all the needs of patients nationwide who need new organs, and that China can sell these organs to other countries. They decided that this would be profitable and a medical boon, so immediately after one gets executed, they are taken to a dissection chamber in the facilities' basements and taken apart for later donation to various patients.

All donatable organs were taken out (ranging from the skin to the heart). Thus, the policy to exterminate retards was, for the first time, shown in a good light; the sacrifice of the retards and their organ donations have helped save millions of patients' lives and/or made the chinese economy better.

Propaganda

Propaganda advertisements were placed all over China, from the free handouts of vehicle bumperstickers and posters to hang at home, to magazine ads, to highway billboards and even TV commercials. They warned against the detriments to pregnancy- smoking, alcohol, lead, various chemicals and any agent that could cause the unborn fetus to develop incorrectly and thus be born with a mental handicap.

Naturally, they also encouraged pregnant women to take care of themselves rather well, and displayed a list of foods for them to eat that is known to best develop a fetus's intelligence.

There were also ads that gave pointers on how to best take care of the baby- from feeding him/her the right foods, to giving them plenty of attention, and to place them into "head start" preschools (similar to the Montessori schools), to prepare their children for Kindergarten and especially their first IQ tests!

Testing Intervals

The IQ tests are first given to children in Kindergarten. Students are required to take them every five years to ensure that they have been taking care of themselves mentally. After graduating High School, all of the citizens of China are required to take one every 10 years. Contrary to belief, IQs do change and may get lower if one engages in illegal drug use. Therefore, if one uses drugs and is found to have an IQ below 100 at the next test, their abuse of illegal drugs will justify their extermination anyway. Ironically, execution may be carried out by lethal injection.