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Dengism[edit | edit source]

Dengism is an economic system created by Deng Xiaoping (also known as Ding Dong Ping Pong) in 1977 after his long time lover, Mao Zedong died in 1976. Mao Zedong was also the leader of China. Deng Xiaoping wrote a book known as Deng Theory which combines market "socialism" (which is literally Capitalism) and Maoism. In reality, Deng wanted a Capitalist system because after Mao died, he found out that Mao had cheated on him with Ho Minh Chi. In Deng Theory, the book writes:

"Dengism is a new revolutionary system. Well, not really. When I say revolutionary, I actually mean a change from planned economy to market economy. We will also achieve Socialism by 2050. Trust me guys, that is gonna happen. Market Socialism Maoism will be proved a socialist success and we can show our butts to the West for this achievement."

Dengism in Modern China[edit | edit source]

The combination of market "socialism" and Maoism in Modern China has appeared in the reality show Retards say the Darndest Things. The mix of both ideologies has equated to a dominant private sector in the Chinese economy, 703 billionaires (Hong Kong billionaires not included) with 100 of them being in the Government. China claims it is against the West but if you look at where your McDonald's toys are made, guess what country it says. Yes, you guessed it, China!

Dengism in Africa[edit | edit source]

China is an anti-racist country. They have a Black Lives Matter organisation set up in each Chinese province because the Chinese love black people. They treat black people like film stars. It is quite common for a Chinese person to mistake a black person for Samuel L Jackson. According to the legendary Chinese basketballer, Yao Ming, he says:

"When you go to China and you see a black person, they will look like Samuel L Jackson. All of them do and it's truly amazing."

Because of China's never-ending love for black people, they have exported their revolutionary ideology of Dengism to Africa. Africa has 10,000 Chinese business firms in which 90% are of private sector running completely on free-market Capitalism. But don't worry, Africa will soon be a socialist continent by 2050. After all, the effects of Dengism is turning Africa into a paradise and will definitely be a better paradise than Europe by 2050. Most people employed by the firms are Africans which is great. A Zambian working for one of the firms said:

"It is truly amazing working under this company. It has actually improved my standard of living as I can now buy a loaf of bread for me, my wife and my 26 children. We are still saving to buy other foods."

Supporters of Dengism[edit | edit source]

Dengist supporters are generally stupid. They have one thing in common with American Conservatives and it's thinking that China is socialist. They believe that Leftists who are anti-China are ingrained into Western Imperialist propaganda and that they are sinophobic. In case, you don't know what that is, it's when you hate Chinese people. Apparently, according to Dengists, the Chinese government represents its people and its people represent the government, though I'm not too sure how can that be when in the government's National Peoples Congress, at least 100 of them are billionaires. I guess the billionaires in China are different to the ones in the West and really cares about the Working Class.