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For every 10 production workers a company has, there needs to be at least one employee who stands there with his arms folded and watches them. However, in modern times, it's not uncommon to have a single yet highly devoted control freak to supervise scores of employees. HowTo: Be A Production Manager is the perfect guide for anyone who finds themselves thrown into this lucrative position through nepotism, extortion or influential friends.
A Production Manager essentially acts as the liaison between the office staff and the dregs of society known as production workers. The unpleasant part of the job is that sales and management are able to use you as the focal point of their rage, due to the inherent responsibilities of the position, and the traditional purpose of the Production Manager is to transfer that abuse to the bottom of the employee food chain. When you play your cards right, everyone will be fighting amongst themselves and the winds of blame shall never touch your sails. (Full article...)
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- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
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- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
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- ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
- ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
- ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
- ... that in 2001 George W. Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act, which forbids soldiers in Iraq from leaving their children behind?
- ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that applause was invented to mock the deaf?
- ... that the Easter Bunny must kill every 100 years? (Pictured)
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
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- ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
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- ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that applause was invented to mock the deaf?
- ... that the Easter Bunny must kill every 100 years? (Pictured)
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that you've just lost the game?
- ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
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