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  • ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
  • ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
  • ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
  • ... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
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  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
  • ... that the butler did it?
  • ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
  • ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
What'shisname0.jpg
  • ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
  • ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
  • ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
  • ... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
Henryhigh.jpg
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
  • ... that the butler did it?
  • ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
  • ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
What'shisname0.jpg
  • ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
  • ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
  • ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
  • ... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
Henryhigh.jpg
  • ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
  • ... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
  • ... that the butler did it?
  • ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
  • ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
What'shisname0.jpg
  • ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
  • ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
  • ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
  • ... that gender is a scam invented in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?

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Writer and Noob of the Month

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


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Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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