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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- On Tuesday, the Los Angeles City Council voted no on a $5 million proposal that would have funded eighty new affordable housing units and transitional housing beds. According to an official statement by city officials: "We don't give a shit."

The housing effort comes as twenty more units already in the pipeline are cancelled. According to the Give-a-Shit report assembled and presented by Sunday Papers Podcast (a weekly news program that breaks down supposedly-important news stories and adds context) there was a ten-fold increase in We-Don't-Give-a-Shits from 2018 to 2019, with a total of 240 units not receiving building permits. "It's as if the city government doesn't give a shit," says host Greg Fitzsimmons. (Full article...)

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*... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
  • ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
  • ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
  • ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
  • ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
  • ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
  • ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


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Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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